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[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Anarya wrote...

It's true. People who create characters are just going to have to make peace with the fact that somewhere out there, someone is jerking it to your creation.

And I'm going to be a little disappointed if Varric isn't as awesome as the version I have in my head. I'm not too worried, however. I trust Mary.

Some people are less active on the internet it seems, or at least the shadier parts of the internet. I'm here to bring them down to reality. Ohohoh.

From what I've seen of Mary in the two whole days I've been active on this forum, I think he's in good hands.

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

This to me could possibly be the best new feature of DA2 if it's used right.

Varric: Time for the Deep Roads!
[4 hours later]
Hawke: Finally... I've... completed... the... Deep... *coughs* Roads..
Cassandra: Bull****, Hawke would never cough!
Varric: You got me!
[Sends you back to pre-Deep Roads]
Hawke: ****!

[Anarya]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

This to me could possibly be the best new feature of DA2 if it's used right.

Varric: Time for the Deep Roads!
[4 hours later]
Hawke: Finally... I've... completed... the... Deep... *coughs* Roads..
Cassandra: Bull****, Hawke would never cough!
Varric: You got me!
[Sends you back to pre-Deep Roads]
Hawke: ****!

I hope they never hire you as a writer.

@Pseudo: Mary is awesome. I wonder if they ever let her out of the cage for con visits?

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

I hope they never hire you as a writer.

They should at least take my idea in consideration to fuel their coffee machines.

[Lord_Valandil]

Anarya wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

This to me could possibly be the best new feature of DA2 if it's used right.

Varric: Time for the Deep Roads!
[4 hours later]
Hawke: Finally... I've... completed... the... Deep... *coughs* Roads..
Cassandra: Bull****, Hawke would never cough!
Varric: You got me!
[Sends you back to pre-Deep Roads]
Hawke: ****!

I hope they never hire you as a writer.

@Pseudo: Mary is awesome. I wonder if they ever let her out of the cage for con visits?

That would be a **** nightmare.
I agree with you, let's pray so Dave doesn't get hired as a writer for DA3.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Actually, not to Dave-level of silliness, it would be kind of cool for a critical moment to be misrepresented by Varric. So you're going through the level all confused like, how... this is impossible... is this a joke? Then he's like OH WAIT A SECOND, then the real level happens and it's 10x more awesome.

[Dave of Canada]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Actually, not to Dave-level of silliness, it would be kind of cool for a critical moment to be misrepresented by Varric. So you're going through the level all confused like, how... this is impossible... is this a joke? Then he's like OH WAIT A SECOND, then the real level happens and it's 10x more awesome.

Everybody has giant heads, the buildings are upside down and every person speaks gibberish (including Hawke). A giant Qunari then rips Kirkwall apart and feasts on the souls of the anguished and turns into a giant nug that explodes killing everybody (excluding Hawke). Hawke wakes up from the ashes and yells out in gibberish.

Cassandra then slaps the bottle out of Varric's hands and tells him to stop drinking.

[Anarya]

Ok that would be hilarious.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

MAGIC. So much magic. Time to generate a list of things to demand of fanfic writers if it's not in the works for the game.

[Lord_Valandil]

Dave of Canada wrote...
A giant Qunari then rips Kirkwall apart and feasts on the souls of the anguished and turns into a giant nug that explodes killing everybody (excluding Hawke).

This part alone made my day.

[Dave of Canada]

OH SUDDENLY PEOPLE DON'T JUDGE MY WRITING ANYMORE.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Maybe they should hire Dave after all?

[namedforthemoon]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Actually, not to Dave-level of silliness, it would be kind of cool for a critical moment to be misrepresented by Varric. So you're going through the level all confused like, how... this is impossible... is this a joke? Then he's like OH WAIT A SECOND, then the real level happens and it's 10x more awesome.

Everybody has giant heads, the buildings are upside down and every person speaks gibberish (including Hawke). A giant Qunari then rips Kirkwall apart and feasts on the souls of the anguished and turns into a giant nug that explodes killing everybody (excluding Hawke). Hawke wakes up from the ashes and yells out in gibberish.

Cassandra then slaps the bottle out of Varric's hands and tells him to stop drinking.

I LOL'd silently. Otherwise people would stare at me here. But that would be hilarious.

[Lord_Valandil]

Dave of Canada wrote...

OH SUDDENLY PEOPLE DON'T JUDGE MY WRITING ANYMORE.

You had an explosive nug. That's all I need.
I know I'm a simple being, and because of that, I'll pay a heavy price. It's a heavy risk. But the priiize.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I'm slow/bad/lazy at comics, but maybe we should persuade Aimo to give Drunk Varric Nugsplosion a shot when she returns?

[Lord_Valandil]

Pseudocognition wrote...

I'm slow/bad/lazy at comics, but maybe we should persuade Aimo to give Drunk Varric Nugsplosion a shot when she returns?

Do it. Please. I beg you.

[Dave of Canada]

Lord_Valandil wrote...


You had an explosive nug. That's all I need.

As much as I hate explosive nugs, I had to do it.

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

Dave, you are a genius!

*Worships Dave while chanting the Chant of the Dwarf Man's Chest*

Modifié par DrunkDeadman, 10 septembre 2010 - 06:10 .

[Lord_Valandil]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...


You had an explosive nug. That's all I need.

As much as I hate explosive nugs, I had to do it.

And because of that, you deserve the paradise my friend.


I'm going to hell anyway. My fate is sealed

Modifié par Lord_Valandil, 10 septembre 2010 - 06:07 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

No comics from me :V They take longer (for me) and I have to get back to work-related art. I will continue to supply you guys with Varrics, but not in sequential form :0

Speaking of which, I may have to draw a drunk Varric. That seems... compelling... any requests that don't involve nudity or excessive chestliness?

[Lord_Valandil]

Pseudocognition wrote...

No comics from me :V They take longer (for me) and I have to get back to work-related art. I will continue to supply you guys with Varrics, but not in sequential form :0
Speaking of which, I may have to draw a drunk Varric. That seems... compelling... any requests that don't involve nudity or excessive chestliness?

Explosive nug. With Varric running scared.

[namedforthemoon]

Actually, the scene where Cassandra is slapping a bottle out of Varric's hand would be pretty awesome.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

We'll see~ :0

[GameBoyish]

Who created this banner? I wanna credit him/her on the OP...

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

You guys have probably already addressed it somewhere in this/the other thread but has there been a collective "this is what I think Varric is like" discussion yet? It's always funny to be able to look back to one place and see who was right.