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#2726
Anarya

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Pseudocognition wrote...

You guys have probably already addressed it somewhere in this/the other thread but has there been a collective "this is what I think Varric is like" discussion yet? It's always funny to be able to look back to one place and see who was right.


No not really. It comes up in conversations sometimes. I'd have to go searching back through my posts to find the ones like that, but I posted what I thought Varric as a love interest might be like a while ago.

#2727
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I think I remember that post. Sadly as I said I can't really stomach the idea of LI-Varric until we get an official green light x_x



I look forward to my "Buddy Comedy" playthrough if Varric is a trickster-type guy, his quick wit with maybe a dry, sarcastic Hawke. And I'm betting he didn't get his fortune/title/etc honestly but I think we all would agree on that.

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Oh yeah I'm looking forward to being snark buddies with Varric since I just love to pick the sarcasm options. As to his fortune, he probably inherited some of it but that doesn't mean shady dealings don't run in his family.

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Its nice that the projected release date isn't so far away. Wild speculation doesn't seem as ridiculous when the answers are probably not long off. Good times.



Haha, Varric and Sir Hawke bros could like, nudge each other and be like "...check that elf out."

ITS A MAN

QUICK SCATTER AUGH NOOOO...

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That is...glorious.

#2731
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

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Who created this banner? I wanna credit him/her on the OP...


Calla S made it.

#2732
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Can I request Varric in the bath tub? You can cover his nekkidness with bubbles. He could have a rubber ducky, or maybe a rubber dragon. And his clothes strewn about on the floor. Maybe, if you felt ambitious, you could have Lady Hawke on the outside of the tub, washing his back, or his hair.

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Varric is the guy you discreetly elbow when somebody accidentally makes an innuendo, then giggle with later.

namedforthemoon wrote...

Can I request Varric in the bath
tub? You can cover his nekkidness with bubbles. He could have a rubber
ducky, or maybe a rubber dragon. And his clothes strewn about on the
floor. Maybe, if you felt ambitious, you could have Lady Hawke on the
outside of the tub, washing his back, or his hair.


The first three sentances appeal to me. The rest.. um... if he's a confirmed LI maybe! Not going there unless Bioware does, my friends.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 10 septembre 2010 - 07:04 .


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namedforthemoon wrote...
Can I request Varric in the bath tub? You can cover his nekkidness with bubbles. He could have a rubber ducky, or maybe a rubber dragon. And his clothes strewn about on the floor. Maybe, if you felt ambitious, you could have Lady Hawke on the outside of the tub, washing his back, or his hair.

Ohmygosh, this is so weird. I had this exact mental image the other day (including the rubber duck/dragon!) and was going to ask for someone to do it. Had I the skill, I would do it myself. I am working on another drawing, though! I did the sketch tonight and will be finishing up tomorrow.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric is the guy you discreetly elbow when somebody accidentally makes an innuendo, then giggle with later.


Yeah and he's also the guy who purposely makes subtle innuendos in serious situations then slyly eyes you to see if he is breaking your composure.

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Calla S wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...
Can I request Varric in the bath tub? You can cover his nekkidness with bubbles. He could have a rubber ducky, or maybe a rubber dragon. And his clothes strewn about on the floor. Maybe, if you felt ambitious, you could have Lady Hawke on the outside of the tub, washing his back, or his hair.

Ohmygosh, this is so weird. I had this exact mental image the other day (including the rubber duck/dragon!) and was going to ask for someone to do it. Had I the skill, I would do it myself. I am working on another drawing, though! I did the sketch tonight and will be finishing up tomorrow.


Great minds, great minds... B)

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric is the guy you discreetly elbow when somebody accidentally makes an innuendo, then giggle with later.


I have a hard time imagining Varric giggling.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric is the guy you discreetly elbow when somebody accidentally makes an innuendo, then giggle with later.


I have a hard time imagining Varric giggling.


Smirking!

@Namedforthemoon: I edited my last post to answer your request.

#2739
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Thanks! It'd be perfect with just Varric, bubbles and a rubber dragon.

#2740
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I will tuck that suggestion away for a rainy day~

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*casts Storm of Vengeance on Pseudocognition*

That rain enough for ya? Or well... *dispels* Not feeling vengeful enough. My posts have been very nagging these last few days.

ANYWAY, what kind of weapon do you think Varric specialises on?

Modifié par Russalka, 10 septembre 2010 - 12:08 .


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Russalka wrote...

*casts Storm of Vengeance on Pseudocognition*

That rain enough for ya? Or well... *dispels* Not feeling vengeful enough. My posts have been very nagging these last few days.

ANYWAY, what kind of weapon, do you think Varric specialises on?


Hairs of Osiris. :lol:

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Russalka wrote...
ANYWAY, what kind of weapon do you think Varric specialises on?

He seems like a dual wielder to me.

... I really, really hope he's not an archer. -.- I hate archers.

#2744
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Russalka wrote...

ANYWAY, what kind of weapon do you think Varric specialises on?


Roguish charm.

#2745
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Arise!



Are rogues now only about either the bow or dual wield? I bet Varric is the charming rogue still though. Wonder what he does with the stains on his coat and fancy clothes?

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Varric would work as a bard type character wouldn't he?

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I doubt he would sing.

Reminds me of that drunk at the inn in Orzammar.

#2748
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Varric doesn't need to fight.



He has people for that.

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Russalka wrote...

I doubt he would sing.
Reminds me of that drunk at the inn in Orzammar.

I think it would fit with his theme of telling tall tales about Hawke. Even if he doesn't sing, something like that could boost party morale.

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Anarya wrote...

As to his fortune, he probably inherited some of it but that doesn't mean shady dealings don't run in his family.


I thought we already established that Varric and his monetary situation is "Clean"

:P