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[NonCanon]

Everytime I think about Varric telling Hawke's story, I think about Clopin telling Quasimodo's story in Disney's adaption of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, j/s.

[Nyaore]

NonCanon wrote...

Everytime I think about Varric telling Hawke's story, I think about Clopin telling Quasimodo's story in Disney's adaption of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, j/s.

Now there's an image for the ages. 

I can totally see Varric using puppets and maybe a flashy dance move or two to help the story along. Maybe he even makes the puppets beat on unsuspecting spectators, *cough*Cassandra*cough*, to emphasize particularly grueling battles?

I don't think Cassandra's sanity would be able to handle it though. Varric's enough trouble without imitating Clopin's brand of story telling.

Edit: Crap, now I can't get the song Bells of Notre Dame out of my head... D: Thanks a lot.

Modifié par Nyaore, 11 septembre 2010 - 03:30 .

[Dave of Canada]

Nyaore wrote...

I don't think Cassandra's sanity would be able to handle it though. Varric's enough trouble without imitating Clopin's brand of story telling.

I'm sure she's already insane near the end anyways.

[lv12medic]

Nyaore wrote...

I don't think Cassandra's sanity would be able to handle it though. Varric's enough trouble without imitating Clopin's brand of story telling.

Based off the condition of Cassandra's eyes in the PAX demo images I've seen... I sense a major mental breakdown happening half-way through Varric's story.

[NonCanon]

Nyaore wrote...

NonCanon wrote...

Everytime I think about Varric telling Hawke's story, I think about Clopin telling Quasimodo's story in Disney's adaption of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, j/s.

Now there's an image for the ages. 

I can totally see Varric using puppets and maybe a flashy dance move or two to help the story along. Maybe he even makes the puppets beat on unsuspecting spectators, *cough*Cassandra*cough*, to emphasize particularly grueling battles?

I don't think Cassandra's sanity would be able to handle it though. Varric's enough trouble without imitating Clopin's brand of story telling.

Edit: Crap, now I can't get the song Bells of Notre Dame out of my head... D: Thanks a lot.

It's been in my head all day, now you have to bear with me.
If I had confidence in my artistic skill, I'd draw Varric in Clopin's jester costume, but alas. Although it'd be something I'd like to see.

[Saibh]

Look, everyone, it's shameless self-promotion of my pink-eye thing that is mine!

Also, Dave of Canada made the banner and everything in it but screw him credit goes to me ha ha ha ha ha ha.

*coughs*

So...Yeah.

Modifié par Saibh, 11 septembre 2010 - 06:10 .

[Dave of Canada]

Saibh wrote...

Also, Dave of Canada made the banner and everything in it but screw him credit goes to me ha ha ha ha ha ha.

*coughs*

So...Yeah.

Lies.

It's yours.

[Leonia]

Saibh wrote...



Look, everyone, it's shameless self-promotion of my pink-eye thing that is mine!

Also, Dave of Canada made the banner and everything in it but screw him credit goes to me ha ha ha ha ha ha.

*coughs*

So...Yeah.

That is an EPIC banner!

[Thrubeingcool13]

I finally got around to adding one of those spiffy Varric tags to my signature.

[namedforthemoon]

*Pops on in front of Varric.*

"Pardon me, folks!"

*Varric leans over from his throne, trying to see around the lady that's so rudely appeared in front of him*

"Not to just blatantly advertise, but I created a new group all about Dragon Age 2 Theories. With plenty of speculation and possible spoilers! If anyone would like to join? Thank you!"

"We now return you to your regularly scheduled chest hair."

*Pops out*

*Varric blinks, then shakes his head.*

"Kids these days."

Modifié par namedforthemoon, 11 septembre 2010 - 07:25 .

[Russalka]

I would love to join, but I cannot acquire the Witch Hunt just yet, so it makes me dread spoilers very much.

The baby thread was around again, do you think Varric could be a potential father to his and Lady Hawke's lovechildren? Half-dwarves are rare though.

Modifié par Russalka, 11 septembre 2010 - 05:25 .

[aimo_ahmed]

Hours ago, I finished a sexy dwarven gal illustration. I needed to balance that out by drawing a sexy dwarven guy piece........need I say more?

Hellooooooo Varric Pour Homme, unpony-tailed.

(On second glance, he looks a bit  like a dwarf Josh Holloway in them Davidoff Water ads )

Unsurprisingly, reactions to the ad are predictable...


XD

Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 11 septembre 2010 - 06:50 .

[Mary Kirby]

Poor Lady Aeducan, cruelly deprived of the sight of Varric's chest hair...

[Collider]

Alistair should be turned in for crimes against humanity.

Modifié par Collider, 11 septembre 2010 - 06:51 .

[mellifera]

*stareeeeee*



owo me likey

[Mary Kirby]

Collider wrote...

Alistair should be turned in for crimes against humanity.

Dwarfanity. Crimes against dwarfanity. Or maybe "Crimes against the Ancestors and the Stone that supports us."

[mellifera]

Question is, would Alistair deprive his elven and human LIs of the view as well?

I think he would. Varric's pull transcends race and space and time and all those things

Modifié par yukidama, 11 septembre 2010 - 07:10 .

[Russalka]

Poor Alistair. Not even a mention in Witch Hunt. And now this.
Oh demipower Aimo, do you know how LOVED you are? Can you feel the love?
Feel it!

And who mentioned the donut-necklace before? I second his/her question. What's with the donut?

Modifié par Russalka, 11 septembre 2010 - 07:21 .

[Mary Kirby]

Russalka wrote...

And who mentioned the donut-necklace before? I second his/her question. What's with the donut?

Everyone's got to have a necklace or scarf or collar or something to cover the seam where the neck of their model meets the body. Why Varric's takes the form of a golden donut on a chain, I am not entirely certain. I like to imagine he got that thing as a gift from one of his aunts or uncles, and he wears it so that he doesn't run into them and get asked, "Why aren't you wearing that necklace I gave you for your naming day? Didn't you like it?"  "Yes, Aunt Brigid, I love it. I just... misplaced it. Darn. Look at that! Forget my own head next."

[namedforthemoon]

Oh my god, that is so... HAWTE!! I need to go take an ice-bath... I hope there's a scene like that in DA2 with Varric all de-ponytailed and smexy-looking.... Maybe in Hawke's bedroom....

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Mary Kirby wrote...
Everyone's got to have a necklace or scarf or collar or something to cover the seam where the neck of their model meets the body. Why Varric's takes the form of a golden donut on a chain, I am not entirely certain.

That's very interesting :0 And clever!... and... sweet, sweet, distracting bling...

I forsee the mass purchase of O-rings and gold spray paint when the cosplaying begins.

Also, in the sad depths of my imagination I guessed that the necklace had belonged to someone who owed him money or something, and as one last insult talked him out of his necklace. I... don't imagine him as evil, just able to talk someone into doing something so fast that by the time it's done the person doesn't realize they've signed their business over to him.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 11 septembre 2010 - 08:40 .

[Russalka]

Maybe it's like that because even jewelry goes "ooooh" when on that hairy chest?

[Calla S]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

This needed a hearty requote.

ANYWAY. My gawd, Aimo, this? This is glorious. It's also really funny that you say this because I've been looking at Josh Holloway a LOT lately due to my wanting to base my Lady Hawke off of Evangeline Lilly. So I've been bombarded with stuff like this on Tumblr.

[Russalka]

I wonder if Varric likes ale.

[Calla S]

I dunno, a quick little something I drew up out of boredom after a bath of my own. The problem is how much redder his hair is on my PC as opposed to my laptop. Bah, I say. Bah.