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Dave of Canada

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*fail, should've googled*

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 12 septembre 2010 - 02:59 .


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It seems I've jumped aboard the Varric-wagon *In all likelihood, Varric bought out the bandwagon ...*

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so unattractive

Modifié par JigPig, 12 septembre 2010 - 03:15 .


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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Hours ago, I finished a sexy dwarven gal illustration. I needed to balance that out by drawing a sexy dwarven guy piece........need I say more?

Hellooooooo Varric Pour Homme, unpony-tailed.
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(On second glance, he looks a bit  like a dwarf Josh Holloway in them Davidoff Water ads :D)


:o

No! You couldn't have known about my unholy love for Josh Holloway! Are you psychic? I don''t even find dwarves very attractive usually but jeez, when he looks like Josh Holloway...

Alistair tried to prevent my Queen Cousland from seeing the ad but she just waited until Eamon dragged him off for something semi-important and then snuck a peek at the copy she had hidden in her boot. Sneaky sneaky!

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JigPig wrote...

so unattractive


From the fuzzy screens of PAX stream, it looked a lot better in motion.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 12 septembre 2010 - 03:19 .


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JigPig, darling, it really is okay to just admit your feelings of inadequacy when faced with such a magnificent creature. It's okay; we won't judge you.

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Varric was just a bit busy that week, so he sent someone else in his place to Germany.

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Calla S wrote...

JigPig, darling, it really is okay to just admit your feelings of inadequacy when faced with such a magnificent creature. It's okay; we won't judge you.


>my face when I'm so jealous of it's good looks

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JigPig wrote...

Calla S wrote...
JigPig, darling, it really is okay to just admit your feelings of inadequacy when faced with such a magnificent creature. It's okay; we won't judge you.

>my face when I'm so jealous of it's good looks
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D'aww, sweetheart, I said you were feeling inadequate, not jealous. :) Also he's a he, not an it. Pronouns - use the right ones if you're trying to be offensive.

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You know this thread's hit the BIG time when we've got people try to troll the fans. :D

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 12 septembre 2010 - 04:19 .


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Calla S

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Dave of Canada wrote...
You know this thread's hit the BIG time when we've got people try to troll the fans. :D

The great thing is? It's been happening since the first thread. :D Varric has the best fans, I'm certain.

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There is one think I wonder... What if in actual game he's not a love interest? A lot of people will be disappointed. Perhaps Gaider will be pleased though...



Oh, I do hope he's a LI. Just imagine how he'll blow Cassandra's mind with descriptions of Hawke's intimate moments.

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Lord Gremlin wrote...

There is one think I wonder... What if in actual game he's not a love interest? A lot of people will be disappointed. Perhaps Gaider will be pleased though...

Oh, I do hope he's a LI. Just imagine how he'll blow Cassandra's mind with descriptions of Hawke's intimate moments.


...I have a feeling he is not. Dwarven romance is a bit hard to do when you can't be a dwarf yourself. Not to mention the fact he's a narrator--he seems to meta to be a romance option.

If he is, okay. I still want my qunari hunka burnin' love.

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If anything, the fact that he's the narrator -- in my opinion -- ups his chances of being an LI. That paired with his personality/what we've been told about his dialogue and how it changes/alters depending on the run and what happens would make it too awesome an opportunity to pass up.

That said, yeah, I'll be disappointed if he's not an LI, but there's always fanworks to be had.

Modifié par Calla S, 12 septembre 2010 - 04:36 .


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Doubting Varric Romance unless they ramped up Dwarf height



It would't make any sense if he wasn't already taken with those dashing chest hairs anyways

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If I show you a picture of my epic chesthair will you promise not to laugh? lol

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I really don't see what the big deal is about his height. I've seen so many people on the f!Brosca/m!Brosca/m!Aeducan with Leliana train, and the f!Aeducan/Alistair train. There are some people who'd prefer a "regular" sized romance, but the fact that he's a dwarf shouldn't detract from his character. If anything, it should add to it. Plus, the programmers could work with the kiss/hug/tent/whatever scenes to make them work. Modders have done it; I'm sure professionals would be capable.

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I'll come out of my heretic closet and openly state that I like the in-game Varric just as much as concept Varric. I did mention earlier that in-game, he reminds me of Bruce Campbell, whom I love so very much. Hail to the king, baby!

Modifié par DrunkDeadman, 12 septembre 2010 - 04:50 .


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I agree! I actually really, really like in-game Varric. From what we've seen of the opening bit with him and Cass on the UStream, his character design is even more engaging whenever it's moving. And eventually we'll get to hear his "deep, scratchy" voice, I hope!

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DrunkDeadman wrote...

I'll come out of my heretic closet and openly state that I like the in-game Varric just as much as concept Varric. I did mention earlier that in-game, he reminds me of Bruce Campbell, whom I love so very much. Hail to the king, baby!

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Calla S wrote...

I really don't see what the big deal is about his height. I've seen so many people on the f!Brosca/m!Brosca/m!Aeducan with Leliana train, and the f!Aeducan/Alistair train. There are some people who'd prefer a "regular" sized romance, but the fact that he's a dwarf shouldn't detract from his character. If anything, it should add to it. Plus, the programmers could work with the kiss/hug/tent/whatever scenes to make them work. Modders have done it; I'm sure professionals would be capable.


It's different when you're the dwarf, though. Everything is more acceptable when it's your character doing it. But if it's me, as a human, romancing a dwarf? Eh. I could romance Zevran, but the height really got to me. I won't say much more, because this is Varric's fan thread, but I was just pointing out my side of it.

And I'm pretty sure the Aeducan/Alistair thing is purely from Aimo's lovely fanart. :lol: Not a bad thing at all. Any dwarves I make are relagated to Leliana, any elves to Zevran, and the humans to either Morrigan or Alistair.

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Calla S wrote...

I really don't see what the big deal is about his height. I've seen so many people on the f!Brosca/m!Brosca/m!Aeducan with Leliana train, and the f!Aeducan/Alistair train. There are some people who'd prefer a "regular" sized romance, but the fact that he's a dwarf shouldn't detract from his character. If anything, it should add to it. Plus, the programmers could work with the kiss/hug/tent/whatever scenes to make them work. Modders have done it; I'm sure professionals would be capable.


I agree, But we as gamers must see things from a marketing standpoint. But Bioware just won't do it Cause Short chunky male romances do not appeal to the Average gamer

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it's so sexy, I'm jelly. BIG TIME

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Shadow_broker wrote...

Calla S wrote...
I really don't see what the big deal is about his height. I've seen so many people on the f!Brosca/m!Brosca/m!Aeducan with Leliana train, and the f!Aeducan/Alistair train. There are some people who'd prefer a "regular" sized romance, but the fact that he's a dwarf shouldn't detract from his character. If anything, it should add to it. Plus, the programmers could work with the kiss/hug/tent/whatever scenes to make them work. Modders have done it; I'm sure professionals would be capable.

I agree, But we as gamers must see things from a marketing standpoint. But Bioware just won't do it Cause Short chunky male romances do not appeal to the Average gamer

Ah, yes, because short and chunky really are the only aspects of Varric that are why we want to possibly romance him anyway. :)

As I said, I'll be disappointed if he's not an option, but there will always be fanworks. Not only that, but should we be getting the updated toolset, I hope someone will make a mod or something for him. I just don't see why the fact that he's a dwarf should impact his position as an LI. The dwarves in the Dragon Age universe are a hundred times more awesome than dwarves in any other 'verse.

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Shadow_broker wrote...

Calla S wrote...

I really don't see what the big deal is about his height. I've seen so many people on the f!Brosca/m!Brosca/m!Aeducan with Leliana train, and the f!Aeducan/Alistair train. There are some people who'd prefer a "regular" sized romance, but the fact that he's a dwarf shouldn't detract from his character. If anything, it should add to it. Plus, the programmers could work with the kiss/hug/tent/whatever scenes to make them work. Modders have done it; I'm sure professionals would be capable.


I agree, But we as gamers must see things from a marketing standpoint. But Bioware just won't do it Cause Short chunky male romances do not appeal to the Average gamer


To be absolutely fair, girls go for lizard men and bird/dinosaur men. Voice and personality is very important--it's certainly possible for Varric to win me over, but at this point, he's the only man in the series we know about, so I don't want to just fall in love because there are no other options. If he's the option I like best, I'll jump aboard the train. :P