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#3101
Herr Uhl

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

@Herr Uhl: What makes you think Kal'Sharok consists of modern Dwarves? I don't neccesarily disagree, just curious. Kal'Sharok intrigues me because I can't help but feel there is a story waiting to be told there in regards to how it has survived. Judging by the codex I believe itw as considered lost thousands of years ago? Or am I getting my dates wrong? I seem to remember the main reason Orzammar has survived is due to it's proximity to the surface, so Kal'Sharok is an oddity waiting to be explored. What country is it under again?


I meant it in the way that they probably wont have the caste system, and they are untraditional. As hinted by the dialog that one of the heads of the noble houses, L-something can't remember his name, has with Endrin at your feast during the DN origin. It was considered lost, yes. When they drew back to Orzammar, the tunnels connecting Kal'Sharok with the Orzammar and presumably the surface were collapsed to hinder the darkspawn. Later they managed to surface.

It has been described as the Pegasus to Orzammars Galactica by Gaider.

Edit: Though admittedly, they would probably not have too much contact with the surface.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 13 septembre 2010 - 08:32 .


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Italian-American! That's the accent I had pictured Varric with, but I just couldn't remember what it was called. Ooh, I hope Varric gets to say something along the lines of "Tell him to go suck a lemon."



Varric being the head of a network of spies is also pretty intersting, since it helps explain how Varric knows so much about Hawke. Although he wasn't there when Hawke flees Lothering, he probably had quite the "conversation" with Bethany and perhaps the elder Hawkes.

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Really? I always thought Zev kinda had an Italian accent even though it wasnt supposed to be.



It'll be diff to hear a Dwarve with that kinda accent though.

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Zevran and Antiva are rather Hispanic.

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Jarek_Cousland

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yea I know, but listen to Ezio and Zev and they sort of sound similar.



Maybe its just because I was playing them both at the same time?

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DiosMios wrote...

Italian-American! That's the accent I had pictured Varric with, but I just couldn't remember what it was called. Ooh, I hope Varric gets to say something along the lines of "Tell him to go suck a lemon."

There is that one Dwarf in Dust Town who says "I'm-a gonna fall into the sky." It sounded really weird with just an American accent.

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Russalka wrote...

Zevran and Antiva are rather Hispanic.


Antiva is like Italy's city states. Zevran speaks with a Spanish accent but the language spoken Italian, IIRC.

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Jarek_Cousland

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I thought Antiva was supposed to be a mix of Spain and Italy?

Modifié par Jarek_Cousland, 14 septembre 2010 - 12:33 .


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Being I don't want to read over 125 pages of chest hair jokes, I'll ask...

What was the general reaction to Varic's actual in-game appearance. I'm curious how fangirls are going to react to his less then sexy true appearance. I however, dig the look. Looks like more of a scoundral than a 80's porn star.

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Modifié par Wishpig, 14 septembre 2010 - 01:02 .


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Get off it. Seriously.

We've already discussed this over and over again. We've seen his in-game appearance through one screenshot. One awkwardly posed screenshot that isn't even that clear. Even still, most of us don't have a problem with his in-game appearance, as we've yet to see him move and yet to hear him speak.

One thing you should learn about "fangirls" is that even if the character's sodding gorgeous, if they have the personality of a wet paper bag and the voice of nails on a scratchboard, their looks don't matter. The opposite is true, as well.

Modifié par Calla S, 14 septembre 2010 - 01:06 .


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Anybody think Cassandra looks like Lady Hawke mixed with Morrigan?



And all Varric needs is his eyes and nose fixed and he'll look decent, I still stand by my bloated turtle statement.

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Varric is really a shaved ape.

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Jarek_Cousland wrote...
And all Varric needs is his eyes and nose fixed and he'll look decent, I still stand by my bloated turtle statement.

He's sneering. People tend to look like that when they sneer.

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Calla S wrote...

Get off it. Seriously.

We've already discussed this over and over again. We've seen his in-game appearance through one screenshot. One awkwardly posed screenshot that isn't even that clear. Even still, most of us don't have a problem with his in-game appearance, as we've yet to see him move and yet to hear him speak.

One thing you should learn about "fangirls" is that even if the character's sodding gorgeous, if they have the personality of a wet paper bag and the voice of nails on a scratchboard, their looks don't matter. The opposite is true, as well.

Akwardly posed... lol he's looking dead strait at the camera. It's in no way akward. And he may be sneering a bit, but last time I checked, a good looking guy isn't going to suddenly look like an ape when he has a slight sneer.

By the way I never got on it :( just found out theres an ingame pic.

As far as fangirls go... ya... if the dudes personality sucks of course people won't love him. BUT if he's ugly then all the personality in the world won't win him the level of Alistair gushing. The opposite is very much not true.

Modifié par Wishpig, 14 septembre 2010 - 01:13 .


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Thandal N'Lyman

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Jarek_Cousland wrote...

Anybody think Cassandra looks like Lady Hawke mixed with Morrigan?

Au contraire, she's a "Morrigan x FemShep" cross! Posted Image

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Wishpig wrote...

Calla S wrote...
Get off it. Seriously.

We've already discussed this over and over again. We've seen his in-game appearance through one screenshot. One awkwardly posed screenshot that isn't even that clear. Even still, most of us don't have a problem with his in-game appearance, as we've yet to see him move and yet to hear him speak.

One thing you should learn about "fangirls" is that even if the character's sodding gorgeous, if they have the personality of a wet paper bag and the voice of nails on a scratchboard, their looks don't matter. The opposite is true, as well.

I never got on it :(

As far as fangirls go... ya... if the dudes personality sucks of course people won't love him. BUT if he's ugly then all the personality in the world won't win him the level of Alistair gushing. The opposite is very much not true.

"Get off it" is a phrase.

Also, you're quite wrong. An intriguing personality can easily win over fangirls if they're paired with a nice voice. The Architect is one of the more ghastly designs in the Dragon Age universe. He's got fangirls. Justice has fangirls. Even Oghren has fangirls. In the Mass Effect universe, there are tons of women who get all flushed and giddy over turians, and they're basically avian dinosaurs. Varric isn't even ugly. Even if he was, with what we know of him, that wouldn't matter quite so much as you're assuming.

Modifié par Calla S, 14 septembre 2010 - 01:13 .


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Jarek_Cousland

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Man, Varric seems cool and all. But its realllllyyyyy easy to hit a nerve with the fan-girls. lol





Possibly the DA equivalent of Tali?





Dont skin me.

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Wishpig

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Calla S wrote...

Wishpig wrote...

Calla S wrote...
Get off it. Seriously.

We've already discussed this over and over again. We've seen his in-game appearance through one screenshot. One awkwardly posed screenshot that isn't even that clear. Even still, most of us don't have a problem with his in-game appearance, as we've yet to see him move and yet to hear him speak.

One thing you should learn about "fangirls" is that even if the character's sodding gorgeous, if they have the personality of a wet paper bag and the voice of nails on a scratchboard, their looks don't matter. The opposite is true, as well.

I never got on it :(

As far as fangirls go... ya... if the dudes personality sucks of course people won't love him. BUT if he's ugly then all the personality in the world won't win him the level of Alistair gushing. The opposite is very much not true.

"Get off it" is a phrase.

Also, you're quite wrong. An intriguing personality and a sense of humor can easily win over fangirls if they're paired with a nice voice. The Architect is one of the more ghastly designs in the Dragon Age universe. He's got fangirls. Justice has fangirls. Even Oghren has fangirls. In the Mass Effect universe, there are tons of women who get all flushed and giddy over turians, and they're basically avian dinosaurs. Varric isn't even ugly. Even if he was, with what we know of him, that wouldn't matter quite so much as you're assuming.


Well the mere mention of him being less then attractive seemed to get your panties in a twist. Doesn't do much for your "looks don't matter" stand.

Of course every companion is going to have some female fans. You know very well thats not what I mean... or you should. I'm talking about FANGIRLS, the kind that like alistair because of his looks, voice, ect. The kind of fangirls who wouldn't like him if he looked like Oghren. And you know they exist in large numbers.

PS- Don't get offended by me focusing on girls, guys are even worse than girls when it comes to judgeing female characters based off looks.

Modifié par Wishpig, 14 septembre 2010 - 01:19 .


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Jarek_Cousland wrote...
Man, Varric seems cool and all. But its realllllyyyyy easy to hit a nerve with the fan-girls. lol

Possibly the DA equivalent of Tali?

Dont skin me.

Here, I have a tip for you. If you say something and have to end it with "don't skin me," it's probably not a good idea to say it at all.

You're welcome.

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Jarek_Cousland wrote...

Man, Varric seems cool and all. But its realllllyyyyy easy to hit a nerve with the fan-girls. lol


Possibly the DA equivalent of Tali?


Dont skin me.

I don't think any character, not even Varric, will be able to recreate the sheer amount of fanaticism that Tali inspires in some people...

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Jarek_Cousland

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Nyaore wrote...

Jarek_Cousland wrote...

Man, Varric seems cool and all. But its realllllyyyyy easy to hit a nerve with the fan-girls. lol


Possibly the DA equivalent of Tali?


Dont skin me.

I don't think any character, not even Varric, will be able to recreate the sheer amount of fanaticism that Tali inspires in some people...




Heh-heh, I guess we'll find out come this March. :devil:

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Nyaore wrote...

I don't think any character, not even Varric, will be able to recreate the sheer amount of fanaticism that Tali inspires in some people...


The Tali T-shirt rules them all. :blush: /carry on

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Jarek_Cousland

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Calla S wrote...

Jarek_Cousland wrote...
Man, Varric seems cool and all. But its realllllyyyyy easy to hit a nerve with the fan-girls. lol

Possibly the DA equivalent of Tali?

Dont skin me.

Here, I have a tip for you. If you say something and have to end it with "don't skin me," it's probably not a good idea to say it at all.

You're welcome.




Doth I offended the lady? :blush:

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Wishpig

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Nyaore wrote...

Jarek_Cousland wrote...

Man, Varric seems cool and all. But its realllllyyyyy easy to hit a nerve with the fan-girls. lol


Possibly the DA equivalent of Tali?


Dont skin me.

I don't think any character, not even Varric, will be able to recreate the sheer amount of fanaticism that Tali inspires in some people...


Nah, Varric is most likley gonna be the new Sten. As sten turned out looking nothing like his cinematic counter part.

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Wishpig wrote...

Being I don't want to read over 125 pages of chest hair jokes, I'll ask...

What was the general reaction to Varic's actual in-game appearance. I'm curious how fangirls are going to react to his less then sexy true appearance. I however, dig the look. Looks like more of a scoundral than a 80's porn star.

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He looks like a sleazy troll to me. He's definitely channeling some of Ron Jeremy or Larry Flint's essence though, and that's not a compliment.