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nightcobra

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varric starts a trend for light armored rogues:



open jackets for everybody :P

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Anarya wrote...

He wouldn't be dressed up in frilly stuff but everything in his wardrobe would be top quality as far as materials and craftsmanship. Like when, for example, actors make appearances in jeans and t-shirts but you know everything they have on is way out of your price range. Yeah I can see him being like that. Which is funny that you bring up because when I was costuming him in modern clothes in my head I put him in this obscenely expensive pair of boots I saw once. They were so cool but now I can't remember the company who made them.


This. It's like Varric does his shopping at a Thedas-equivalent of Ermenegildo Zegna while Lady Hawke shops at Wal-Mart like the rest of the general peasantry.

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Fine Dwarven apparel, fine Dwarven apparel, straight from Kirkwall!
I'm sorry, I had to do it.

Dude's gotta diversify. Good for you, Gorim Bro.

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nightcobra8928 wrote...

varric starts a trend for light armored rogues:

open jackets for everybody :P


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Don't forget the chest hair.

aimo_ahmed wrote...
Dude's gotta diversify. Good for you, Gorim Bro.

Gorim Bro is <3.

Modifié par Merllle, 14 septembre 2010 - 11:44 .


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Dave of Canada wrote...

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That said, I'm really liking the idea of Varric being a DW. I'm hoping so hard that he's not an archer. Urgh. No thank you. Plus, he just seems like a DW.


If he's an archer, I'm making a dual wield rogue. I really want to see epic finishing kills as a rogue instead of archery's relatively tame nature (this is suspecting Archery gets no finishers of it's own)


I know this is several pages ago, but let me just say, I'm pretty sure I recall the devs saying both Archers and Mages get their own finishing kills this time around. Age of Conan had some pretty BA archer moves, like two arrows/bolts threw the eyes... it's possible to have some cool moves.

But I'm hoping I'll be able to set up Varric as DW'ing two axes. Hells yes!

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Gorim's Work Wearhouse. Fine providers of Dwarven Armor, and Clothing since the Kinslayer incident.

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Merllle wrote...

nightcobra8928 wrote...

varric starts a trend for light armored rogues:

open jackets for everybody :P


Posted Image

Don't forget the chest hair.

aimo_ahmed wrote...
Dude's gotta diversify. Good for you, Gorim Bro.

Gorim Bro is <3.

He was the most badass badguy of any Disney movie :whistle:.

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About Varric's predilections: Maybe he enjoys nut-flavored dark brown bread spread.



(How awesome would it be if we came across a jar of that stuff ingame?)


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Merllle wrote...

nightcobra8928 wrote...

varric starts a trend for light armored rogues:

open jackets for everybody :P


Posted Image

Don't forget the chest hair.

aimo_ahmed wrote...
Dude's gotta diversify. Good for you, Gorim Bro.

Gorim Bro is <3.


I really hope Varric brings chest hair back! I would have been hot stuff in the 80's... but now women want their men all hairless and justin bieber like :(

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Probably end up with a Codex entry along the lines of Load Limit Exceeded or Raspberry Jam

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Bruddajakka wrote...

Probably end up with a Codex entry along the lines of Load Limit Exceeded or Raspberry Jam


I'd like to know the story behind those entries! XD

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Some Geth wrote...
He was the most badass badguy of any Disney movie :whistle:.


Obnoxious and bigoted? :mellow:

Oh well, even though my idea of a vague similarity between the Tenth Doctor's and Varric's coats was burned, molested and destroyed, I would die of joy if he referenced (like someone suggested) a travelling physician giving it to him.

But overall, I still think he is into modern Thedas fashion brands instead of random timeless coats, so my fantasies still get destroyed. ^_^

Modifié par Russalka, 14 septembre 2010 - 12:19 .


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Hmm, I wonder if Varric could rock a bow tie?

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Russalka wrote...

Some Geth wrote...
He was the most badass badguy of any Disney movie :whistle:.


Obnoxious and bigoted? :mellow:

Oh well, even though my idea of a vague similarity between the Tenth Doctor's and Varric's coats was burned, molested and destroyed, I would die of joy if he referenced (like someone suggested) a travelling physician giving it to him.

But overall, I still think he is into modern Thedas fashion brands instead of random timeless coats, so my fantasies still get destroyed. ^_^


He may have massive chest hair, but he's no match for the sheer BA'ness that mulan's villian has. Btw mulan = best disney movie ever.

Posted ImageBetter add some Varric to this post. Hmm. Varric Varric bo Barric bananafana fo Farric me my mo Jarric VARRIC!

Modifié par Wishpig, 14 septembre 2010 - 12:30 .


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leonia42 wrote...
Hmm, I wonder if Varric could rock a bow tie?

I can definitely see him rocking the Bond look.

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... Yeah, I can see it.

Pleeeease get on topic, guys. We don't want to get this thread locked down because you guys were talking about something other than Varric. Even if Gaston is oddly handsome for a Disney villan.

Modifié par Calla S, 14 septembre 2010 - 12:52 .


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Russalka wrote...
But overall, I still think he is into modern Thedas fashion brands instead of random timeless coats, so my fantasies still get destroyed. ^_^


I imagined Varric briefly as some sort of Thedas-era Neo/Matrix cast member there for a second because of this comment. WEAR A SIMPLE COAT. Affect fasion forever.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 14 septembre 2010 - 01:28 .


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Calla S wrote...

leonia42 wrote...
Hmm, I wonder if Varric could rock a bow tie?

I can definitely see him rocking the Bond look.

(Pierce Brosnan shot)

... Yeah, I can see it.


Now, now. If you're gonna give Varric the Bond look...Posted Image

At least choose the proper Bond.

Modifié par Xewaka, 14 septembre 2010 - 03:43 .


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Amedyr wrote...

Bruddajakka wrote...

Probably end up with a Codex entry along the lines of Load Limit Exceeded or Raspberry Jam


I'd like to know the story behind those entries! XD


One's a Mass Effect easter egg, and the other some how has something to do with the History of the Grey Warden's in Ferelden.

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DrunkDeadman wrote...

So... Varric...

I do have a question about him actually. We know he's a party member and a rogue. I was wondering whether he is a dual weilder or an archer. He looks like a blade kind of guy to me though, but who knows.


Been thinking about this actually...Think that he would make a better archer than a DW.  First, turns the whole concept of how a dwarf "should" fight on its head (most fantasy - books, movies, and video games - tend to have dwarves limited to axes and hammers, whereas most archers tend to be human and elf); with archery as its own talent tree/weapon set, would be a good opportunity to change the trope up a bit.  Second, it seems to fit his character (as we know of it so far); I sort of see Varric as someone who isn't really interested in getting down and dirty in the middle of things, but whose fighting style is more "reach out and touch someone"

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varric to me is a mix of a dwarf, han solo, 007, and a pinch of ren of the heavens

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bsbcaer wrote...

I sort of see Varric as someone who isn't really interested in getting down and dirty in the middle of things, but whose fighting style is more "reach out and touch someone"


I just can't imagine (in my head) somebody who goes to the bar drinking and then when he's threatened, pulls out a crossbow / bow and starts shooting the enemies. I imagine more them having a dagger under their coat ready to pull out and stab the person.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...

I sort of see Varric as someone who isn't really interested in getting down and dirty in the middle of things, but whose fighting style is more "reach out and touch someone"


I just can't imagine (in my head) somebody who goes to the bar drinking and then when he's threatened, pulls out a crossbow / bow and starts shooting the enemies. I imagine more them having a dagger under their coat ready to pull out and stab the person.


Depends on the size of the crossbow. That he uses poison and grenades seems very plausible though.

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Xewaka wrote...

Calla S wrote...

leonia42 wrote...
Hmm, I wonder if Varric could rock a bow tie?

I can definitely see him rocking the Bond look.

(Pierce Brosnan shot)

... Yeah, I can see it.


Now, now. If you're gonna give Varric the Bond look...Posted Image

At least choose the proper Bond.


Idea...nugs...TINGLING~!!

Time, don't run away!!! :crying::crying::crying:

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Bruddajakka wrote...
Anyhow getting back on topic I'd imagine he probably has a fetish for expensive boots. Don't know why he just screams boots to me. Expensive custom tailored boots.


He screams Fine Apparel Dude to me, as in softest leathers, finest silks, skillfully sewn shirts, blingest jewelry, etc etc. A rich dwarf has to be immaculately dressed even for lounging at the pub.


^this.

Oh Varric, wry you have my heart? <3

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 why does everytime i see varric i think of the greek god bacchus (god of wine and party)?:whistle:

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Dave of Canada wrote...

I just can't imagine (in my head) somebody who goes to the bar drinking and then when he's threatened, pulls out a crossbow / bow and starts shooting the enemies. I imagine more them having a dagger under their coat ready to pull out and stab the person.


Dave, my fellow Canadian, you're thinking about it all wrong...think of a certain George Lucas directed movie from 1977.  Picture Varric, exuding confidence, chest hair in all it's magnificent glory, simply leaning back and drinking wine as someone starts to accost him in a bar...Varric simply starts trying to talk his way out of the situation, being seemingly nonchalant about the whole thing, when all of a sudden his opponent has a small crossbow bolt sticking out of his chest or neck and the guy falls down dead at Varric's table.  Varric puts away his concealed mini-crossbow, stands up, tosses a sovereign to the barkeep and tells him "sorry about the mess"