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[Dave of Canada]

Blasto the jelly wrote...

I Wonder how Varric Would Start telling That Story. And What Would Be Cassandra's Response.
I Imagine it Would end in With A Slap.

Considering how she didn't like being told about Flemeth showing up going "SUP?" in the demo, this probably would be a thousand times worse.

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Thandal NLyman wrote...
But Lover? 

But it's not like Varric is being interrogated by his own free will, he'd probably love to tell about that one time Hawke and himself were sleeping with each other if only to ****** off Cassandra.

OTOH, I can totally see him MAKING UP  a story about him and Hawke knockin' boots, especially if it would ******-off Cass!

[Dave of Canada]

Thandal NLyman wrote...

OTOH, I can totally see him MAKING UP  a story about him and Hawke knockin' boots, especially if it would ******-off Cass!

That's the thing. If you romance Varric ingame, who knows if he's only adding that to spice his story or if he's telling the real deal? The implications this would bring into the story would be amazing.

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Don't need/want to romance him! He'll handle the embellishments just fine on his own.

[Dave of Canada]

Thandal NLyman wrote...

Don't need/want to romance him! He'll handle the embellishments just fine on his own.

But that would mean it would happen regardless of playthrough, though. Unless you're actually really romancing him then when Cassandra goes "WTF!" he'd be like "NO STOP, IT'S TRUE!".

[mellifera]

Well, you may not want to but my Hawke wants to enjoy his paragon stout rune, if you know what i mean.

Modifié par yukidama, 14 septembre 2010 - 10:24 .

[Dave of Canada]

yukidama wrote...

Well, you may not want to but my Hawke wants to enjoy his paragon stout rune, if you know what i mean.

She puts it on her dagger and uses it to fight enemies?

[mellifera]

No, she puts it on her chest... armor... Erm.

[Wishpig]

Oh gawd...

I just realized Varric may be becoming an internet meme. Quick, you fuzzy chested man ****, commit Seppuku before your soul is lost forever to the never ending torment of having your face posted on every other comical internet picture with added subtitles based around your body hair.

Or *gasp*... those crappy motivational posters

Modifié par Wishpig, 14 septembre 2010 - 10:42 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Thandal NLyman wrote...

Don't need/want to romance him! He'll handle the embellishments just fine on his own.

But that would mean it would happen regardless of playthrough, though. Unless you're actually really romancing him then when Cassandra goes "WTF!" he'd be like "NO STOP, IT'S TRUE!".

Pfft. Then she flips out and leaves infuriated, then you take control of Varric, Joker-style, and have to frantically run after her so he can continue stroking his ego telling the story.

[mellifera]

Why would Varric become a meme outside these boards or other BioWare related sites? I haven't seen him anywhere outside here.

[Wishpig]

yukidama wrote...

Why would Varric become a meme outside these boards or other BioWare related sites? I haven't seen him anywhere outside here.

When your that awesome... it's only a matter of time... it's how we lost poor lapidus from lost. God rest the soul of your goatee you sexy angel.

[Dave of Canada]

Made this for the pie thread:

[Bobad]

yukidama wrote...

Why would Varric become a meme outside these boards or other BioWare related sites? I haven't seen him anywhere outside here.

I saw him in the butchers, week past saturday.

[Russalka]

Bobad wrote...
I saw him in the butchers, week past saturday.

You know what they say? Once you kill a cow, you have to make a burger.

Is the greater deity Varric truly so omnipotent that his talents go into every walk of life imaginable?

[Nyaore]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Made this for the pie thread:

You're an evil genius, you know that?

Modifié par Nyaore, 14 septembre 2010 - 10:51 .

[Wishpig]

Russalka wrote...

Bobad wrote...
I saw him in the butchers, week past saturday.

You know what they say? Once you kill a cow, you have to make a burger.

Is the greater deity Varric truly so omnipotent that his talents go into every walk of life imaginable?

Not naked mole rats

[Nyaore]

Wishpig wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Bobad wrote...
I saw him in the butchers, week past saturday.

You know what they say? Once you kill a cow, you have to make a burger.

Is the greater deity Varric truly so omnipotent that his talents go into every walk of life imaginable?

Not naked mole rats

Edit: Curse my inability to make images work on this forum!

Modifié par Nyaore, 14 septembre 2010 - 10:54 .

[Bobad]

Russalka wrote...

Bobad wrote...
I saw him in the butchers, week past saturday.

You know what they say? Once you kill a cow, you have to make a burger.

Is the greater deity Varric truly so omnipotent that his talents go into every walk of life imaginable?

He was my side of the counter, however I didn't see him pay for the 7lb of sweetbreads and half dozen lamb chops he got, he may have paid in information-y stuff-ish-ness.

[Dave of Canada]

Bobad wrote...

He was my side of the counter, however I didn't see him pay for the 7lb of sweetbreads and half dozen lamb chops he got, he may have paid in information-y stuff-ish-ness.

Could it have been Drizzt in his cosplay outfit?

[Bobad]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bobad wrote...

He was my side of the counter, however I didn't see him pay for the 7lb of sweetbreads and half dozen lamb chops he got, he may have paid in information-y stuff-ish-ness.

Could it have been Drizzt in his cosplay outfit?

I thought that at first but now I am convinced it was Varric.

Cosplaying Drizzt.

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Thandal NLyman wrote...
Don't need/want to romance him! He'll handle the embellishments just fine on his own.

But that would mean it would happen regardless of playthrough, though. Unless you're actually really romancing him then when Cassandra goes "WTF!" he'd be like "NO STOP, IT'S TRUE!".

Exactly That's right where I start to go...  not so much for me.  I'd really enjoy watching him jerk her chain, but them Chantry folk have some really strange notions of what's "acceptable".  (Talkin' 'bout the lengths to which they'll go when they want "The Truth".) 

For me, I just find the idea of Varric having to "spill it", willingly or not, embellished or not, if he were actually (allowed to be) Hawke's Lover, too creepy to contemplate; both the WRITING of the relationship, (if that were to be a possible branch) and any participation in it as the PC. 

Whereas if he weren't  even a possible Lover, (or ex-) then any and all stories he tells, including ones of his BEING such, take on a completely different, mostly humorous, (and possibly a sweet/sentimental) aspect! 

"You tell 'er, Var!  Make her sputter, and sign, (and sigh) and reach for the Apothecary's nostrums!"

But I totally understand that for other "Hawkes", a "Paragon Stout Rune" holds a certain, (even an incredible) attraction!

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 14 septembre 2010 - 11:12 .

[Wishpig]

Thandal NLyman wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Thandal NLyman wrote...
Don't need/want to romance him! He'll handle the embellishments just fine on his own.

But that would mean it would happen regardless of playthrough, though. Unless you're actually really romancing him then when Cassandra goes "WTF!" he'd be like "NO STOP, IT'S TRUE!".

I'd really enjoy watching him jerk her chain!  Make her sputter, and sign, (and sigh) and reach for the Apothecary's nostrums!"

Your sick... sick sick sick. And I don't think you understand the physical diffrences between a man and a woman. But still. I'm oddly turned on.

Modifié par Wishpig, 15 septembre 2010 - 12:07 .