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[Bryy_Miller]

Russalka wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

It was gonna be "tell my brother I love him", wasn't it? I thought you guys said this wasn't going to be that type of game.

That's the only love Varric knows. Bromance.

Brotherly love only means incest?

Oh hi Bethany
</Tommy Wiseau>

[Russalka]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Oh hi Bethany

Hi Freud.
Projecting one's secret desires onto the bystanders.

I do wonder what the relationship between Varric and his brother is like. Is it competitive, perhaps?
Big brother snubs the younger one, but younger one has a spy network.
Or is it a calm and boring co-operation? They are the best pals ever!

[Bryy_Miller]

Russalka wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Oh hi Bethany

Hi Freud.
Projecting one's secret desires onto the bystanders.

It's a forum in-joke. Every other day, people find new "loopholes" as to why you should be able to boink your sister.

[Russalka]

Do forgive me if I find these jokes distasteful.

[Bryy_Miller]

That's the rub in a public forum. You're going to read stuff like that. It has nothing to do with forgiveness or not. The reason the joke EXISTS is because those threads put forth a number ludicrous notions, yet they keep coming. You can be offended at the joke, just like I can be offended at the notion that you think you know who I am because I make the joke.

Modifié par Bryy_Miller, 18 septembre 2010 - 10:27 .

[Russalka]

Come to think of it, I haven't seen an incest joke for a while.



There was one less woe in the world.

[Bryy_Miller]

soda_mousse wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Varric: ...but then the bandit leader lunged past Hawke and stabbed me right in the heart!
"No!" shouted Hawke. "Hang on, Varric!"
And I looked up at Hawke, and with my last breath, I started to say, "Tell my brother..." but I was stopped by the blood in my throat. And I breathed my last.

Cassandra: *Icy stare*

Varric: What?

Cassandra: You died?

Varric: Hawke was really torn up about it.

Cassandra: Dwarf, for the last time, stop these ridiculous lies!

Varric: *Long -suffering sigh* FIne, fine. I didn't die. Really, you have no sense of the dramatic whatsoever.

Damn. Now I expect Varric to narrate this every time there's a total party kill while the load/quit screen appears.

That would be brilliant.

If one of the exaggerated sections of Dragon Age 2 is not Mass Effect, I am not buying Dragon Age 2.

Modifié par Bryy_Miller, 18 septembre 2010 - 10:38 .

[tmp7704]

Risax wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Varric: ...but then the bandit leader lunged past Hawke and stabbed me right in the heart!
"No!" shouted Hawke. "Hang on, Varric!"
And I looked up at Hawke, and with my last breath, I started to say, "Tell my brother..." but I was stopped by the blood in my throat. And I breathed my last.

Cassandra: *Icy stare*

Varric: What?

Cassandra: You died?

Varric: Hawke was really torn up about it.

Cassandra: Dwarf, for the last time, stop these ridiculous lies!

Varric: *Long -suffering sigh* FIne, fine. I didn't die. Really, you have no sense of the dramatic whatsoever.

I realy hope something like this is put into one of Varric exceggersted parts of the story.

You can get scene very much like that in Monkey Island 2. Although i'd say it works better there, if just because actually being able to kill off your own character in the first place comes as huge surprise there

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

All of this makes me wonder if Varric is going to handle squad deaths. Everyone in your party dies, and Cassandra says something like... "Wait. What?" And Varric says, "Oh, my mistake. We had a few close calls back in those days/I'm a bit drunk, let me start over..." then a screen wipe something and you're back at the beginning of the fight/level.

[Dave of Canada]

Pseudocognition wrote...

All of this makes me wonder if Varric is going to handle squad deaths. Everyone in your party dies, and Cassandra says something like... "Wait. What?" And Varric says, "Oh, my mistake. We had a few close calls back in those days/I'm a bit drunk, let me start over..." then a screen wipe something and you're back at the beginning of the fight/level.

Varric: ... then Hawke fell down and CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: *doing the game over sound with his lips*

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 19 septembre 2010 - 06:40 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

All of this makes me wonder if Varric is going to handle squad deaths. Everyone in your party dies, and Cassandra says something like... "Wait. What?" And Varric says, "Oh, my mistake. We had a few close calls back in those days/I'm a bit drunk, let me start over..." then a screen wipe something and you're back at the beginning of the fight/level.

Varric: ... then Hawke fell down and CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: *doing the game over sound with his lips*

EXACTLY.

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...
Varric: *doing the game over sound with his lips*

I have utterly no idea why this made me laugh as loud as it did. I almost coughed up a lung.

[Leonia]

Calla S wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
Varric: *doing the game over sound with his lips*

I have utterly no idea why this made me laugh as loud as it did. I almost coughed up a lung.

Mm, I read that as "coughed up a nug".

[namedforthemoon]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

soda_mousse wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Varric: ...but then the bandit leader lunged past Hawke and stabbed me right in the heart!
"No!" shouted Hawke. "Hang on, Varric!"
And I looked up at Hawke, and with my last breath, I started to say, "Tell my brother..." but I was stopped by the blood in my throat. And I breathed my last.

Cassandra: *Icy stare*

Varric: What?

Cassandra: You died?

Varric: Hawke was really torn up about it.

Cassandra: Dwarf, for the last time, stop these ridiculous lies!

Varric: *Long -suffering sigh* FIne, fine. I didn't die. Really, you have no sense of the dramatic whatsoever.

Damn. Now I expect Varric to narrate this every time there's a total party kill while the load/quit screen appears.

That would be brilliant.

If one of the exaggerated sections of Dragon Age 2 is not Mass Effect, I am not buying Dragon Age 2.

Nuh-uh. You already said that for every person that's not buying DA2, you're buying seven copies. I saw you say it.

[tmp7704]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric: ... then Hawke fell down and CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: *doing the game over sound with his lips*

A rendition of  would be GLORIOUS.

[Russalka]

Arise.



I do wonder how narrating-centric Hawke's tale is. Do we get to see Varric and the potential other narrator often? And how often or if at all the narrator could exaggerate, never mind the one at the start.



Varric is a greater deity though, he can do whatever he wants.

[Bobad]

Maybe another narrator underplays events, although how this would translate in terms of a change in gameplay, I'm not entirely sure.

Modifié par Bobad, 19 septembre 2010 - 09:32 .

[dirtsa90]

How do you think Varrics story about Hawkes will be, if they are BFF/lovers compared to enemies/rivals..?

[Drz]

dirtsa90 wrote...

How do you think Varrics story about Hawkes will be, if they are BFF/lovers compared to enemies/rivals..?

I think Varric is made to be a friend. I have the understanding that nomatter who Hawke allies himself with, Varric's family will support his decisions so they can increase their own power.

[Mecha Tengu]

Russalka wrote...

Come to think of it, I haven't seen an incest joke for a while.

There was one less woe in the world.

you regularly have incest jokes here?

word

[Lord_Valandil]

I see that my drawing didn't make it to the front page. Guess I'll have to try harder XD

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I found Varric's older brother. *dies a little inside*

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 20 septembre 2010 - 01:30 .

[Nyaore]

Pseudocognition wrote...



I found Varric's older brother. *dies a little inside*

The resemblence is uncanny...

[GameBoyish]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

I see that my drawing didn't make it to the front page. Guess I'll have to try harder XD

Woops! I must have missed. RL is pretty much taking up most of my time, mind PM-ing it to me or reposting? Once I came back to the thread and it increased by 30 pages =="

[Wishpig]

tmp7704 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric: ... then Hawke fell down and CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE.
Cassandra: What?
Varric: *doing the game over sound with his lips*

A rendition of  would be GLORIOUS.

Best movie scene ever. I love Hudson!

Nyaore wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...



I found Varric's older brother. *dies a little inside*

The resemblence is uncanny... [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wondering.png[/smilie]

Also best show in the world!

Modifié par Wishpig, 20 septembre 2010 - 01:16 .