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Anarya

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@Mary: Yaaay another Varric dialog! Does he give people Sawyeresque nicknames? I wonder what he calls Hawke. If I were Varric I'd call Hawke "Scrappy". Is this confirmation that Mysterious Pirate Girl is, in fact, a pirate? What scent does he prefer for his leave-in conditioner?

@Dave: I may give some of your requests a shot on Monday if no one else beats me to it.

Also I don't know what Gary Oldman is doing in this thread but I like it.

Modifié par Anarya, 26 septembre 2010 - 05:39 .


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Dave of Canada

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Thandal NLyman wrote...

But I don't think you can call dibs.  Varric wants everyone to have a go.  (Or is that, "Have a go at everyone?")


I told him/her to call dibs when he/she contacted me. I don't want other people posting art and forcing me to pick between them.

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I've actually got 5 other chapter introductions that need to be done, I just don't post requests yet because it would spoil way too much.

And I don't want to ask too much.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 26 septembre 2010 - 05:43 .


#3878
Anarya

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Oh someone else is on it? I'm pretty balls at coloring stuff anyway.

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Calla S

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@Mary: Owww, the giggles. They hurt. Let's hope Unnamed Pirate Lady doesn't try to pull a fast one on him. 

Shady and sardonic, huh? I like it!

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Anarya

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I bet his conditioner is coconut scented.

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@Mary: Glad to see we aren't getting another Carth reboot! I sense a Tethras Pet Defense Mingame/Sidequest...

Edit: Someone go make that for the Dragon Age Community Contest. If you don't, I will. And it will suck if I do it.

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 26 septembre 2010 - 05:52 .


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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Mary Kirby wrote...
Q. What about a dead wife? Orphaned kid?

No, I'm trying to quit.


I am floored by how hilariously unrelated the answer is.

Nug Spice Leave-In Conditioner: 10 x quippier than competing brands. Monocle smile!

#3883
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Mary Kirby wrote...


Q: Do arrows bounce harmlessly off of you because of your overwhelming awesomeness?

No. Don't be ridiculous. Arrows don't bounce off of me because I'm awesome, Half Pint. Arrows swerve to avoid hitting me because my coat is tailored Antivan leather, and only the filthiest nug-lickers in existence would punch holes in a coat this fine.

Anyway, if you don't mind, Half Pint, I'm meeting Unnamed Pirate for a game of cards. I'll be in touch if you've got anything else.


Zevran approves.

Hmm, no Zev in DA2. 

LadyHawke:  "Hey you're doing okay with your elf, mind if I borrow a few combs and some Antivan leather?"
Warden: "What for?"
LadyHawke: "There's this dwarf...."
Warden:  "Say no more, the packs are downstairs, take what you need."
Zevran: "But my boots...."
Warden:  "I'll buy you more, I've got more sovereigns than I can spend anyway."
Zevran: "How will I keep my hair perfect?"
Warden: "Don't worry about it, now back to bed."
Zevran: "Pirate Zev reporting for duty."
LadyHawke: Covers ears and retreats.  "Now where to find some wine and a copy of The Stone Temptress?"

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Hmm, did this sudden revelation have anything to do with my zealous praying? I must experiment.

Lokia wrote...

а как по онлайн в Dragon Age играть


Hеправильная тема! :whistle:

Modifié par Russalka, 26 septembre 2010 - 09:45 .


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Anarya wrote...

I bet his conditioner is coconut scented.


:wub:

#3886
Thandal N'Lyman

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Thandal NLyman wrote...
But I don't think you can call dibs.  Varric wants everyone to have a go.  (Or is that, "Have a go at everyone?")

I told him/her to call dibs when he/she contacted me. I don't want other people posting art and forcing me to pick between them.
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I've actually got 5 other chapter introductions that need to be done, I just don't post requests yet because it would spoil way too much.

And I don't want to ask too much.

@Dave; Oh, that's fine.  Certainly wouldn't want to create more work for you.  [looks down/shuffles toes] 
But do want MOAR fanart here!   Everything posted so far has been brilliant, and I'm greedy.   Posted Image

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Mary's post is intriquing... What did Varric mean by quitting? He had a family? He tried it but forsake them? Varric wanted dead by some people doesn't come off as a surprise, but it's interesting that Varric knows the unnamed pirate.

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Oh noes~ someone found my inspiration. *hides artistic secrets*

Drazlol wrote...

Mary's post is intriquing... What did
Varric mean by quitting? He had a family? He tried it but forsake them?
Varric wanted dead by some people doesn't come off as a surprise, but
it's interesting that Varric knows the unnamed pirate.


I got the impression of "quitting used tropes" or more likely just deflecting a question that is so unrelated to him that it wasn't worth answering.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 26 septembre 2010 - 06:53 .


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Drazlol wrote...

Mary's post is intriquing... What did Varric mean by quitting? He had a family? He tried it but forsake them? Varric wanted dead by some people doesn't come off as a surprise, but it's interesting that Varric knows the unnamed pirate.


"How about a dead wife? Orphaned kid?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to quit."

Replace it with:

"How about a cigar? Some scotch?"

#3891
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CrookedAsylum wrote...

"How about a dead wife? Orphaned kid?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to quit."

Replace it with:

"How about a cigar? Some scotch?"


Varric smokes his dead wives then drinks orphaned children?

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Dave of Canada wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

"How about a dead wife? Orphaned kid?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to quit."

Replace it with:

"How about a cigar? Some scotch?"


Varric smokes his dead wives then drinks orphaned children?


shmoke and a pancake?:whistle::P

substitute goldmember for varric and you're gold:P

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 26 septembre 2010 - 07:34 .


#3893
Russalka

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I think if Varric does smoke, he does it like Morticia Addams.

#3894
Margaret_TheElf

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[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]ROMANCE OPTIONS<3
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Just something I created in my utter boredom last night. These are some of the romance options from my male LI polls, and some of them are just......I don't know, I was bored last night.:blink:

#3895
Russalka

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That lord of the forest would be quite the ******.

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Risax

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David Gaider looks way to normal... Light should be shining out of every orfice and fans should be crying at his feet.

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Margaret_TheElf

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Risax wrote...

David Gaider looks way to normal... Light should be shining out of every orfice and fans should be crying at his feet.

Like this....?
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Harold and Lord of the forest is my new OTP.

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Risax

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You got an accurate picture of most fan boys and fan girls.

#3900
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Margaret_TheElf wrote...

[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]ROMANCE OPTIONS<3
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Just something I created in my utter boredom last night. These are some of the romance options from my male LI polls, and some of them are just......I don't know, I was bored last night.:blink:


SANDAL? /twitch

And AUHGHHghghghhGHGHGH Harold and Bob. That was the weirdest part about Fallout 3 for me. That's what I get for jumping in the series late.