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#3901
Margaret_TheElf

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Maybe Gaider will see this and make all our fangirl dreams come true...!:innocent:
    .....nah

#3902
Sharleth

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Margaret_TheElf wrote...

:o Dave has his serious face!
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lol I got your joke! Very clever.

As for the rest of you.... Catch up on your Harry Potter will ya?!?!?! :police:

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jackkel dragon

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It's in the image name, under properties... not that hard...

#3904
Sharleth

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Me: Hey, Varric!

Varric: I knew you'd be back sooner or later, Half Pint.

Me: I've got a slew of questions from the -- wait. Are you putting leave-in conditioner on your chest hair?

Varric: Keeps it silky smooth. Hit me with your questions.

Q: Do arrows bounce harmlessly off of you because of your overwhelming awesomeness?

No. Don't be ridiculous. Arrows don't bounce off of me because I'm awesome, Half Pint. Arrows swerve to avoid hitting me because my coat is tailored Antivan leather, and only the filthiest nug-lickers in existence would punch holes in a coat this fine.

Q. Do you have a tragic past?

Have you met my family? Never mind, of course they haven't. Tell them it's not so much "tragic" as "sardonic."

Q. What about a dead wife? Orphaned kid?

No, I'm trying to quit.

Q. How about a dark side, got one of those?

There's about twenty-five people in this town who want to kill me, my entire family, and maybe some of our pets over business deals. Personally, I wouldn't call it so much "dark" as "shady."

Anyway, if you don't mind, Half Pint, I'm meeting Unnamed Pirate for a game of cards. I'll be in touch if you've got anything else.


Very clever and delicious!
Sounds like Varric runs around with dangerous women if they keep turning up dead lol.

#3905
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Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Risax wrote...

David Gaider looks way to normal... Light should be shining out of every orfice and fans should be crying at his feet.

Like this....?
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lol poor guy.. He must be distressed...
and the baby looks upset too:P

#3906
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The Game thread has just been locked, so guess the updates and such are moving back over here.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

The Game thread has just been locked, so guess the updates and such are moving back over here.

You should have created the thread in Dragon Age Community Creations forum.

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Lord Gremlin wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

The Game thread has just been locked, so guess the updates and such are moving back over here.

You should have created the thread in Dragon Age Community Creations forum.


Do it, Dave!

#3909
Russalka

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Ehm, do you actually think there is enough discussion in this temple for your game info to be considered spam here?




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Russalka wrote...

Ehm, do you actually think there is enough discussion in this temple for your game info to be considered spam here?

a) Agree with Russalka: Discussion of "Super Varric Kong" (don't know the working title) is clearly NOT spam. (Well, duh...)
B) Don't want to have to subscribe to yet another Thread when all the awesome stuff happens here anyway! Posted Image

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 27 septembre 2010 - 05:34 .


#3911
Bryy_Miller

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I don't think it would be spam in the appropriate subforum.

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Thandal N'Lyman

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Bryy_Miller wrote...

I don't think it would be spam in the appropriate subforum.

Which, (I think/hope) is where we are!

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Russalka

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Wish we had the game to discuss about or a Varric snippet, but nothing, oh noo.



Here's a topic-starter: if Varric is a LI, do you think he could be the bisexual one?

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Russalka wrote...

Wish we had the game to discuss about or a Varric snippet, but nothing, oh noo.

Here's a topic-starter: if Varric is a LI, do you think he could be the bisexual one?


As a heterosexual male I say:
whythe****notroflcopter?

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Thandal NLyman wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

I don't think it would be spam in the appropriate subforum.

Which, (I think/hope) is where we are!


No, this isn't. This is for Dragon Age 2 specifically, not fan-made stuff.

#3916
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It could ruffle some feathers if we had a bisexual dwarf around.

EDIT: OH, and he's a rogue. :pinched:

Modifié par Russalka, 27 septembre 2010 - 10:58 .


#3917
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Russalka wrote...

It could ruffle some feathers if we have a bisexual dwarf around.


Sod those feathers.

#3918
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Russalka wrote...

Wish we had the game to discuss about or a Varric snippet, but nothing, oh noo.

Here's a topic-starter: if Varric is a LI, do you think he could be the bisexual one?


I guess anything's possible but I'd say probably not. 

#3919
Margaret_TheElf

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Varric can't be a Ladie's Man if the ladies aren't the only thing he goes for!:?

#3920
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Bisexual rogue? Well, I can't say that's ever been done before. ;)

Hell, I say give him to all of them. Whoever wants him. A dwarf that glorious shouldn't just be pawned off to the women.

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Russalka wrote...

It could ruffle some feathers if we had a bisexual dwarf around.

EDIT: OH, and he's a rogue. :pinched:


Imagine if he were also an elf.

#3922
Margaret_TheElf

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Bryy_Miller wrote...

Russalka wrote...

It could ruffle some feathers if we had a bisexual dwarf around.

EDIT: OH, and he's a rogue. :pinched:


Imagine if he were also an elf.

"I assume you are referring to me, yes? Exellent! It is nice to come and chat with you all!... While I am here, I would like to bring up a concern of mine. Who is this dashing dwarven fellow? And why do you all think it would be a marvelous idea to give him my boots!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEE!!!"
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I think Zevran would like Varric :3



Also, I am mad that in that gameplay video someone leaked the person didn't get to Varric ;_;

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yukidama wrote...

Also, I am mad that in that gameplay video someone leaked the person didn't get to Varric ;_;


Me too. The quality from the camera was amazing and we could've seen a HQ Varric shot in motion. Think of the possibilities!

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yukidama wrote...

I think Zevran would like Varric :3

Also, I am mad that in that gameplay video someone leaked the person didn't get to Varric ;_;


Maybe. But if he "like" Varric too much then I'll just say that he'll not be "liking" anyone for a long, long time.