Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**
#3901
Posté 26 septembre 2010 - 08:21
.....nah
#3902
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 12:30
Margaret_TheElf wrote...
Dave has his serious face!
lol I got your joke! Very clever.
As for the rest of you.... Catch up on your Harry Potter will ya?!?!?!
#3903
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 12:36
#3904
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 12:37
Mary Kirby wrote...
Me: Hey, Varric!
Varric: I knew you'd be back sooner or later, Half Pint.
Me: I've got a slew of questions from the -- wait. Are you putting leave-in conditioner on your chest hair?
Varric: Keeps it silky smooth. Hit me with your questions.
Q: Do arrows bounce harmlessly off of you because of your overwhelming awesomeness?
No. Don't be ridiculous. Arrows don't bounce off of me because I'm awesome, Half Pint. Arrows swerve to avoid hitting me because my coat is tailored Antivan leather, and only the filthiest nug-lickers in existence would punch holes in a coat this fine.
Q. Do you have a tragic past?
Have you met my family? Never mind, of course they haven't. Tell them it's not so much "tragic" as "sardonic."
Q. What about a dead wife? Orphaned kid?
No, I'm trying to quit.
Q. How about a dark side, got one of those?
There's about twenty-five people in this town who want to kill me, my entire family, and maybe some of our pets over business deals. Personally, I wouldn't call it so much "dark" as "shady."
Anyway, if you don't mind, Half Pint, I'm meeting Unnamed Pirate for a game of cards. I'll be in touch if you've got anything else.
Very clever and delicious!
Sounds like Varric runs around with dangerous women if they keep turning up dead lol.
#3905
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 12:41
Margaret_TheElf wrote...
Like this....?Risax wrote...
David Gaider looks way to normal... Light should be shining out of every orfice and fans should be crying at his feet.
lol poor guy.. He must be distressed...
and the baby looks upset too:P
#3906
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 01:56
#3907
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 09:20
You should have created the thread in Dragon Age Community Creations forum.Dave of Canada wrote...
The Game thread has just been locked, so guess the updates and such are moving back over here.
#3908
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 03:12
Lord Gremlin wrote...
You should have created the thread in Dragon Age Community Creations forum.Dave of Canada wrote...
The Game thread has just been locked, so guess the updates and such are moving back over here.
Do it, Dave!
#3909
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 05:09
#3910
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 05:31
a) Agree with Russalka: Discussion of "Super Varric Kong" (don't know the working title) is clearly NOT spam. (Well, duh...)Russalka wrote...
Ehm, do you actually think there is enough discussion in this temple for your game info to be considered spam here?
Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 27 septembre 2010 - 05:34 .
#3911
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 07:22
#3912
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 08:55
Which, (I think/hope) is where we are!Bryy_Miller wrote...
I don't think it would be spam in the appropriate subforum.
#3913
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 10:53
Here's a topic-starter: if Varric is a LI, do you think he could be the bisexual one?
#3914
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 10:55
Russalka wrote...
Wish we had the game to discuss about or a Varric snippet, but nothing, oh noo.
Here's a topic-starter: if Varric is a LI, do you think he could be the bisexual one?
As a heterosexual male I say:
whythe****notroflcopter?
#3915
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 10:56
Thandal NLyman wrote...
Which, (I think/hope) is where we are!Bryy_Miller wrote...
I don't think it would be spam in the appropriate subforum.
No, this isn't. This is for Dragon Age 2 specifically, not fan-made stuff.
#3916
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 10:57
EDIT: OH, and he's a rogue.
Modifié par Russalka, 27 septembre 2010 - 10:58 .
#3917
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 10:58
Russalka wrote...
It could ruffle some feathers if we have a bisexual dwarf around.
Sod those feathers.
#3918
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 11:00
Russalka wrote...
Wish we had the game to discuss about or a Varric snippet, but nothing, oh noo.
Here's a topic-starter: if Varric is a LI, do you think he could be the bisexual one?
I guess anything's possible but I'd say probably not.
#3919
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 11:05
#3920
Posté 27 septembre 2010 - 11:05
Hell, I say give him to all of them. Whoever wants him. A dwarf that glorious shouldn't just be pawned off to the women.
#3921
Posté 28 septembre 2010 - 12:58
Russalka wrote...
It could ruffle some feathers if we had a bisexual dwarf around.
EDIT: OH, and he's a rogue.
Imagine if he were also an elf.
#3922
Posté 28 septembre 2010 - 01:08
"I assume you are referring to me, yes? Exellent! It is nice to come and chat with you all!... While I am here, I would like to bring up a concern of mine. Who is this dashing dwarven fellow? And why do you all think it would be a marvelous idea to give him my boots!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEE!!!"Bryy_Miller wrote...
Russalka wrote...
It could ruffle some feathers if we had a bisexual dwarf around.
EDIT: OH, and he's a rogue.
Imagine if he were also an elf.
#3923
Posté 28 septembre 2010 - 01:54
Also, I am mad that in that gameplay video someone leaked the person didn't get to Varric ;_;
#3924
Posté 28 septembre 2010 - 01:55
yukidama wrote...
Also, I am mad that in that gameplay video someone leaked the person didn't get to Varric ;_;
Me too. The quality from the camera was amazing and we could've seen a HQ Varric shot in motion. Think of the possibilities!
#3925
Posté 28 septembre 2010 - 01:57
yukidama wrote...
I think Zevran would like Varric :3
Also, I am mad that in that gameplay video someone leaked the person didn't get to Varric ;_;
Maybe. But if he "like" Varric too much then I'll just say that he'll not be "liking" anyone for a long, long time.




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