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David Gaider wrote...
Insofar as Varric goes, I'm reminded a bit of the obsession with Ser Cauthrien prior to Origin's release. You guys really can build a lot based on very little, can't you? It's impressive. Monumentally impressive.
Herr Uhl wrote...
But you stop before the freaky gets out of hand. At a point like having some weird sex-ritual involving scarecrows or a threesome with nugs.
Which would make you comparatively normal, yes?
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Mary Kirby wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
So you're more normal than them?
That speaks loads about them.
Normal? Normal? You could never use that word to describe anyone in this room.
Mary Kirby wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
But you stop before the freaky gets out of hand. At a point like having some weird sex-ritual involving scarecrows or a threesome with nugs.
Which would make you comparatively normal, yes?
Hey, all I wanted for the "surprise me" options were: a crate, a nug, and a dwarf in drag.
Those scarecrows were totally Craig's doing.
Also, I never got my crate. Jerks.
Mary Kirby wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
So you're more normal than them?
That speaks loads about them.
Normal? Normal? You could never use that word to describe anyone in this room.
<3
David Gaider wrote...
Apollo Starflare wrote...
I'm really hoping we get one or two unusual, or at least unlikely, love interests in DA2. Sure have one or two that conform to expectations, but seeing as Bioware seem to always find room for 4 or so it would be great to see them experiment with new ideas in that regard, make it more unique and surprising.
I think I'm in a position to say that the romances in DA2 are pretty unlike any we've done previously. Whether they're as different as you're hoping for, I can't really say. Depends on just what kind of freaky stuff you're into.
Mary Kirby wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
But you stop before the freaky gets out of hand. At a point like having some weird sex-ritual involving scarecrows or a threesome with nugs.
Which would make you comparatively normal, yes?
Hey, all I wanted for the "surprise me" options were: a crate, a nug, and a dwarf in drag.
Those scarecrows were totally Craig's doing.
Also, I never got my crate. Jerks.
Herr Uhl wrote...
And the dwarf in drag wasn't even a surprise me option, but a fiendishly disguised "female". My warden was in for a surprise.
*ponders what sexual acts can be done with a crate and scarecrows*
Mary Kirby wrote...
I don't know about the scarecrows or the crate. I just think to myself, "What would be hilarious for the player to wind up with after a fade-to-black?" and leave the rest to your imagination. Luke actually writes the scene, mostly with puns, and Sheryl adds even more terrifying puns.
David Gaider wrote...
Insofar as Varric goes, I'm reminded a bit of the obsession with Ser Cauthrien prior to Origin's release. You guys really can build a lot based on very little, can't you? It's impressive. Monumentally impressive.
Scorpion Box?David Gaider wrote...
Mary Kirby wrote...
I don't know about the scarecrows or the crate. I just think to myself, "What would be hilarious for the player to wind up with after a fade-to-black?" and leave the rest to your imagination. Luke actually writes the scene, mostly with puns, and Sheryl adds even more terrifying puns.
And then Sheryl gleefully tells me what she has planned... at which point I am left uncharacteristially speechless, which of course makes her even more delighted.
And then Mary shakes her head and blushes. And Mike strides in and grabs something out of the Scorpion Box and informs us that he has a little idea which makes us groan in unison.
David Gaider wrote...
Mary Kirby wrote...
I don't know about the scarecrows or the crate. I just think to myself, "What would be hilarious for the player to wind up with after a fade-to-black?" and leave the rest to your imagination. Luke actually writes the scene, mostly with puns, and Sheryl adds even more terrifying puns.
And then Sheryl gleefully tells me what she has planned... at which point I am left uncharacteristially speechless, which of course makes her even more delighted.
And then Mary shakes her head and blushes. And Mike strides in and grabs something out of the Scorpion Box and informs us that he has a little idea which makes us groan in unison.
Blastback wrote...
Scorpion Box?
Sheryl Chee wrote...
Blastback wrote...
Scorpion Box?
The Scorpion Box contains chocolates, and a scorpion called Nigel.
Herr Uhl wrote...
Do any of the chocolates contain marzipan? I'd rather take my chances sucking on the scorpion in that case.
Mary Kirby wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
And the dwarf in drag wasn't even a surprise me option, but a fiendishly disguised "female". My warden was in for a surprise.
*ponders what sexual acts can be done with a crate and scarecrows*
Ah, there were a dwarf and elf transvestite in the regular lineup. There was also a dwarf in drag who could appear as one of the surprise options.
I don't know about the scarecrows or the crate. I just think to myself, "What would be hilarious for the player to wind up with after a fade-to-black?" and leave the rest to your imagination. Luke actually writes the scene, mostly with puns, and Sheryl adds even more terrifying puns.
Your sneak peak into the DA writers' creative process for today.
*laughs*David Gaider wrote...
Mary Kirby wrote...
I don't know about the scarecrows or the crate. I just think to myself, "What would be hilarious for the player to wind up with after a fade-to-black?" and leave the rest to your imagination. Luke actually writes the scene, mostly with puns, and Sheryl adds even more terrifying puns.
And then Sheryl gleefully tells me what she has planned... at which point I am left uncharacteristially speechless, which of course makes her even more delighted.
And then Mary shakes her head and blushes. And Mike strides in and grabs something out of the Scorpion Box and informs us that he has a little idea which makes us groan in unison.
Mary Kirby wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
Do any of the chocolates contain marzipan? I'd rather take my chances sucking on the scorpion in that case.
No, there's a 75% chance at any time that the box contains mostly peanut butter cups, because I lurve them. Lurve. With ridiculous mispelling for emphasis. Otherwise, it usually has Kit-kat, Mars, or Coffee Crisp bars in it.
David Gaider wrote...
You guys really can build a lot based on very little, can't you? It's impressive. Monumentally impressive.
Mary Kirby wrote...
ErichHartmann wrote...
Oh, so any freakiness in DA2 is a reflection of you!
Luke and Sheryl are the leading source of disturbing imagery in the writers' pit. David is merely a close third.
Mary Kirby wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
Do any of the chocolates contain marzipan? I'd rather take my chances sucking on the scorpion in that case.
No, there's a 75% chance at any time that the box contains mostly peanut butter cups, because I lurve them. Lurve. With ridiculous mispelling for emphasis. Otherwise, it usually has Kit-kat, Mars, or Coffee Crisp bars in it.
lv12medic wrote...
Mary Kirby wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
And the dwarf in drag wasn't even a surprise me option, but a fiendishly disguised "female". My warden was in for a surprise.
*ponders what sexual acts can be done with a crate and scarecrows*
Ah, there were a dwarf and elf transvestite in the regular lineup. There was also a dwarf in drag who could appear as one of the surprise options.
I don't know about the scarecrows or the crate. I just think to myself, "What would be hilarious for the player to wind up with after a fade-to-black?" and leave the rest to your imagination. Luke actually writes the scene, mostly with puns, and Sheryl adds even more terrifying puns.
Your sneak peak into the DA writers' creative process for today.
This is why fade to black then fade back to something random scenes are so fun.
Person A and Person B *kiss in bedroom*
*fade to black*
*fade back in* *Person A is lying on a couch on the roof of the Nutella factory while Person B is sitting in a crate*
Person A: "Huh... Did we just..."
Person B: *nods head*
Person A: "How did we..."
Person B: *shakes head*
Person A: "What the heck just happend?"
Person B: "You don't want to know."
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