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[Ashwraith]

David Gaider wrote...

I think I'm in a position to say that the romances in DA2 are pretty unlike any we've done previously. Whether they're as different as you're hoping for, I can't really say. Depends on just what kind of freaky stuff you're into.

...Will one of these romances, perchance, involve a man wearing the Ferelden equivalent of a three-piece suit? 
No?
Shame on you. Get out of my house. ಠ>ಠ


However, you shall be spared my wrath, on account of the magical powers of chest hair prevalent in this thread.
(Also because Varric rocks a greatcoat. And that is awesome.)





...
It's just as well. My wrath involves bees. >.>

Modifié par Ashwraith, 29 septembre 2010 - 06:51 .

[Risax]

Sheryl Chee wrote...

*ducks in*

Kitty peekture!!!

*ducks out*

Ms. Chee, are you a lolcat in disguise?
Be honost...

[Anarya]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

Blastback wrote...

Scorpion Box?

The Scorpion Box contains chocolates, and a scorpion called Nigel.

Do any of the chocolates contain marzipan? I'd rather take my chances sucking on the scorpion in that case.

You don't like marzipan?? *gasp!*

Aw man I missed all the fun. I'm really wondering what "different" romances mean. Is it just that you can now have an "I hate you!" "Well I hate YOU" *furious making out* type of thing going? Or are there more surprises in store?

David you are such a tease. *pout*

Modifié par Anarya, 29 septembre 2010 - 07:28 .

[Anarya]

Risax wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

*ducks in*

Kitty peekture!!!

*ducks out*

Ms. Chee, are you a lolcat in disguise?
Be honost...

I really picture her more like a delightful combination of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls and Gir from Invader Zim.

[Risax]

Anarya wrote...

Risax wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

*ducks in*

Kitty peekture!!!

*ducks out*

Ms. Chee, are you a lolcat in disguise?
Be honost...

I really picture her more like a delightful combination of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls and Gir from Invader Zim.

And maybe a little bit of lolcat.

[Herr Uhl]

Anarya wrote...

Risax wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

*ducks in*

Kitty peekture!!!

*ducks out*

Ms. Chee, are you a lolcat in disguise?
Be honost...

I really picture her more like a delightful combination of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls and Gir from Invader Zim.

I imagine her making a suggestion goes something like this now.

Anarya wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


Do any of the chocolates contain marzipan? I'd rather take my chances sucking on the scorpion in that case.

You don't like marzipan?? *gasp!*

Outside of my chocolate it can be ok.

[Dhiro]

Marzipan... like in His Dark Materials?

[Onyx Jaguar]

epic derail!

[Apollo Starflare]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

epic derail!

Those writers, can't take them anywhere. Always coming here, derailing our thread with tales of scorpion boxes filled with chocolate and sexual depravity.

I wonder if we'll get a Kirkwall version of the Pearl? 

[Blastback]

Anarya wrote...

Risax wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

*ducks in*

Kitty peekture!!!

*ducks out*

Ms. Chee, are you a lolcat in disguise?
Be honost...

I really picture her more like a delightful combination of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls and Gir from Invader Zim.

Oh dear lord that is both awesome and frightening. 

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Dhiro wrote...

Marzipan... like in His Dark Materials?

Or... like in Homestarrunner!

Where one can find another "I'm not the title character, but you pay more attention to me because I'm pure awesome!" personage.  One who interacts directly with the fanbase and placed (in his early days) emphasis on a certain aspect of his torso. ("Check out my abs!"    )

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 29 septembre 2010 - 01:17 .

[Drz]

Is there any bigger version of this by the way?

[SelphieSK]

Drazlol wrote...

Is there any bigger version of this by the way?

I don't think there is.

[Bryy_Miller]

Varric can just storytell up a bigger version.

[saMoorai]

Hmm.. I Wonder if Varric is Going to be the DA version of Zaeed, Both Seem to Enjoy Story time.

[Dave of Canada]

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Hmm.. I Wonder if Varric is Going to be the DA version of Zaeed, Both Seem to Enjoy Story time.

"I went into the Tavern with my friends, I was the only one who came out of that one alive."
"I walked through the Alienage to meet a friend, I was the onle one who came out alive."
"Me and some other merchants were hired to hijack a boat, I almost got damn near strangled by a nug. I was the only who came out of that one alive, I've respected nugs ever since."

[ENolan]

Dave of Canada wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Hmm.. I Wonder if Varric is Going to be the DA version of Zaeed, Both Seem to Enjoy Story time.

"I went into the Tavern with my friends, I was the only one who came out of that one alive."
"I walked through the Alienage to meet a friend, I was the onle one who came out alive."
"Me and some other merchants were hired to hijack a boat, I almost got damn near strangled by a nug. I was the only who came out of that one alive, I've respected nugs ever since."

He does seem to have a common theme in his stories, doesn't he? Still, who can't appreciate every one of them?

[Edit: I just realized something. I was wondering wear my older overcoat went. Varric took it!!! How is he going to spin that tale?]

Modifié par The Director, 30 septembre 2010 - 04:51 .

[SirOccam]

Mary Kirby wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

And the dwarf in drag wasn't even a surprise me option, but a fiendishly disguised "female". My warden was in for a surprise.

*ponders what sexual acts can be done with a crate and scarecrows*

Ah, there were a dwarf and elf transvestite in the regular lineup. There was also a dwarf in drag who could appear as one of the surprise options.

I don't know about the scarecrows or the crate. I just think to myself, "What would be hilarious for the player to wind up with after a fade-to-black?" and leave the rest to your imagination. Luke actually writes the scene, mostly with puns, and Sheryl adds even more terrifying puns.

Your sneak peak into the DA writers' creative process for today.

My favorite has got to be this one:



Props to whoever came up with that one. Judging by his body language, the shame in that room is almost palpable. "Magic Wand," LOL.

Modifié par SirOccam, 30 septembre 2010 - 05:09 .

[ProfessionalPirate]

errr what does the above "magic wand" have to do with varric? i'm getting worried

[SirOccam]

ProfessionalPirate wrote...


errr what does the above "magic wand" have to do with varric? i'm getting worried

It turns out Varric's family specializes in trading items of a..."personal nature," as Zevran might put it.

Modifié par SirOccam, 30 septembre 2010 - 05:16 .

[ProfessionalPirate]

ahh I always wondered how they did so well

[Dave of Canada]

One of the key players in Varric's journey, The Cult (working title) are devoted to see their master's goals accomplished. No matter what. Who are they? What do they represent? What is their ultimate goal?

Who knows (except for me)!

[Mary Kirby]

SirOccam wrote...


My favorite has got to be this one:

(snip... screenshot 'o shame)

Props to whoever came up with that one. Judging by his body language, the shame in that room is almost palpable. "Magic Wand," LOL.

You can thank Craig. Profoundly twisted fellow. He was very pleased with himself for that one, I know.

[Anarya]

Please tell me there's more hilariously disturbing things like that in DA2. The Pearl was the funniest part of Origins.

[Mary Kirby]

Anarya wrote...

Please tell me there's more hilariously disturbing things like that in DA2. The Pearl was the funniest part of Origins.

There might be. It is possible that Craig and I were put in charge of the brothel again. But I can't verify that.