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#4051
Anarya

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Woo! Return of the brothel!

#4052
namedforthemoon

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*Ahem* so the shape of the handle on that thing, and the angle it sits at... Is that coincidence? Oh the mental imagery of how that magic wand was used.

#4053
Anarya

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namedforthemoon wrote...

*Ahem* so the shape of the handle on that thing, and the angle it sits at... Is that coincidence? Oh the mental imagery of how that magic wand was used.


I'm pretty sure it is not a coincidence. ;)

#4054
Dave of Canada

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Please tell me there's more hilariously disturbing things like that in DA2. The Pearl was the funniest part of Origins.


There might be. It is possible that Craig and I were put in charge of the brothel again. But I can't verify that.


I can't wait to maybe experience the brothel that might not exist.

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The first time I clicked "surprise me" I just thought it would pick a random person out of the lineup. Oh how I underestimated you guys.



I got the one with scarecrows that time. Disturbing!

#4056
namedforthemoon

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You know what would be even more fun is the ability to pick not just one, but a few different people from the line up for a threesome or foursome. And then have them argue amongst themselves before the fade to black about who is going to stick what where. Or something like that...











...Yes, I'm depraved.

#4057
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The brothel is (hypothetically, maaaaybe) back? My curiosity is piqued! I think the three nugs and the Children of the Corn scarecrows are tied in terms of weirding me out. :P

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 30 septembre 2010 - 07:15 .


#4058
Mary Kirby

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Anarya wrote...

The first time I clicked "surprise me" I just thought it would pick a random person out of the lineup. Oh how I underestimated you guys.

I got the one with scarecrows that time. Disturbing!


The fishlamp is my favorite part of that one. I <3 the fishlamps. 

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Wait I don't remember a fishlamp, but it's been awhile. Like one of those dried blowfish with the light inside or what?

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Anarya wrote...

Wait I don't remember a fishlamp, but it's been awhile. Like one of those dried blowfish with the light inside or what?


I think it's supposed to be carved from wood. But it looks like a blowfish with a light inside it. It is one of the most bizarre objects in the game. Craig sort of put the scarecrows around it as if they were worshipping it.

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Anarya

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Wait I don't remember a fishlamp, but it's been awhile. Like one of those dried blowfish with the light inside or what?


I think it's supposed to be carved from wood. But it looks like a blowfish with a light inside it. It is one of the most bizarre objects in the game. Craig sort of put the scarecrows around it as if they were worshipping it.


Well now I need to go fire up my game and look for it. There was a restaurant we used to go to when I was a kid that had really tacky decor, including one of those blowfish lamps. I always loved that thing.

Edit: found it on YouTube. I see the fishlamp! That IS pretty weird. I can't really imagine too many uses for an object like that, except as maybe decoration in mansions? Maybe put one over by the cheese wheel. Ahhh Fereldan decor.

Modifié par Anarya, 30 septembre 2010 - 07:24 .


#4062
Dave of Canada

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Anarya wrote...

Edit: found it on YouTube. I see the fishlamp! That IS pretty weird. I can't really imagine too many uses for an object like that, except as maybe decoration in mansions? Maybe put one over by the cheese wheel. Ahhh Fereldan decor.


That's... odd. I never noticed it since I tend to just run out of the room asap in shame.

#4063
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Edit: found it on YouTube. I see the fishlamp! That IS pretty weird. I can't really imagine too many uses for an object like that, except as maybe decoration in mansions? Maybe put one over by the cheese wheel. Ahhh Fereldan decor.


That's... odd. I never noticed it since I tend to just run out of the room asap in shame.


that video gave the word nug humpers a new meaning. :P

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Wait I don't remember a fishlamp, but it's been awhile. Like one of those dried blowfish with the light inside or what?


I think it's supposed to be carved from wood. But it looks like a blowfish with a light inside it. It is one of the most bizarre objects in the game. Craig sort of put the scarecrows around it as if they were worshipping it.


Oh dear god. When I noticed the fishlamp I shat bricks!:o

#4065
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I never picked the 'suprise me' option...

Boy did I miss out...

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Anarya wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

*Ahem* so the shape of the handle on that thing, and the angle it sits at... Is that coincidence? Oh the mental imagery of how that magic wand was used.


I'm pretty sure it is not a coincidence. ;)


I can pretty much guarantee that.

#4067
nightcobra

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Craig Graff wrote...

Anarya wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

*Ahem* so the shape of the handle on that thing, and the angle it sits at... Is that coincidence? Oh the mental imagery of how that magic wand was used.


I'm pretty sure it is not a coincidence. ;)


I can pretty much guarantee that.


even the handle on that huge maul?:blink:
the warden wouldn't be able to sit after a while.

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 30 septembre 2010 - 11:07 .


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Anarya

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nightcobra8928 wrote...

Craig Graff wrote...

Anarya wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

*Ahem* so the shape of the handle on that thing, and the angle it sits at... Is that coincidence? Oh the mental imagery of how that magic wand was used.


I'm pretty sure it is not a coincidence. ;)


I can pretty much guarantee that.


even the handle on that huge maul?:blink:
the warden wouldn't be able to sit after a while.


Well there's a reason your warden is standing there hanging his head afterward. :D

Also hiiii Craig *waves*

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I always thought that the Warden was feeling stunned and dizzy after the maul, shame never came to mind.

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Anarya wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Wait I don't remember a fishlamp, but it's been awhile. Like one of those dried blowfish with the light inside or what?


I think it's supposed to be carved from wood. But it looks like a blowfish with a light inside it. It is one of the most bizarre objects in the game. Craig sort of put the scarecrows around it as if they were worshipping it.


Well now I need to go fire up my game and look for it. There was a restaurant we used to go to when I was a kid that had really tacky decor, including one of those blowfish lamps. I always loved that thing.

Edit: found it on YouTube. I see the fishlamp! That IS pretty weird. I can't really imagine too many uses for an object like that, except as maybe decoration in mansions? Maybe put one over by the cheese wheel. Ahhh Fereldan decor.


Ive never done the surprise me option, im just wondering, is that a mod?

#4071
Anarya

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@Klume: Nope, that's 100% original game.

#4072
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*wakes up, checks thread*



Oh, my.



Was the coloration on the "magic wand" changed to match the magic wand?



BFkdsajf;lsdjfhhgh lulz.


#4073
KLUME777

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Anarya wrote...

@Klume: Nope, that's 100% original game.


Are you serious!?

Wow.

I never thought to choose that because i thought it would just randomly pick one of the prostitutes, lol. Im definitely going to check this on my next playthrough.

#4074
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Is it safe to assume that Hawke's first encounter with Varric is going to be in a brothel?

#4075
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Russalka wrote...

Is it safe to assume that Hawke's first encounter with Varric is going to be in a brothel?


I sure hope so. :blush:  Would make for an interesting conversation.