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#4476
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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...oh what have I done.

I'm drawing Varric as a woman.

...basldkfjals;dkfjal;sdkfj. Should be done soon. Great lulz and regret coming from this.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 03 octobre 2010 - 05:46 .


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LiquidGrape

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Pseudocognition wrote...

...oh what have I done.

I'm drawing Varric as a woman.

...basldkfjals;dkfjal;sdkfj. Should be done soon. Great lulz and regret coming from this.


As long as the chest hair is still there, we cool.

#4478
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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It is raising the question, is cleavage the female equivalent of chest hair? Somehow I don't think so. I'll have to do an extra version with a feminine chestly mane.

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I personally do not think that Varric's tale is going to be full of exaggerations, perhaps a snippet here and there. Otherwise the game becomes too story-telling centric, not centering the story itself.

EDIT: And suddenly the subject changed. :o

Modifié par Russalka, 03 octobre 2010 - 05:50 .


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Calla S

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Pseudocognition wrote...
...oh what have I done.

I'm drawing Varric as a woman.

...basldkfjals;dkfjal;sdkfj. Should be done soon. Great lulz and regret coming from this.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

#4481
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Pseudocognition wrote...

...oh what have I done.

I'm drawing Varric as a woman.

...basldkfjals;dkfjal;sdkfj. Should be done soon. Great lulz and regret coming from this.


HAH! YES. Is this for the competition on deviantart?

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Pseudocognition wrote...

...oh what have I done.

I'm drawing Varric as a woman.


It's one of the rules of the internet.

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LiquidGrape

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Pseudocognition wrote...

It is raising the question, is cleavage the female equivalent of chest hair? Somehow I don't think so. I'll have to do an extra version with a feminine chestly mane.


It's something to ponder, at least.
Now, any manly man can certainly wear a handsome cleavage, so I do not think it's a legitimate counterpart.
When you come right down to it, a corresponding amount of bountiful, heaving curls is the only thing which might do him justice.

Modifié par LiquidGrape, 03 octobre 2010 - 05:56 .


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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Inspired by the DA competition, but I'm not participating. This is just a sketch for your lulzy benefits. 8D

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Competition on DA?

#4486
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Flemeth didn't like Varric's "exaggerations" and hexed him into drinking the Magical Rule 34 Transmogrification Potion. Unfortunately for her, he was not too bothered by the results.

...is the lipstick a byproduct of the potion or was he wearing it beforehand? Hm...

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 03 octobre 2010 - 06:14 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...


Flemeth didn't like Varric's "exaggerations" and hexed him into drinking the Magical Rule 34 Transmogrification Potion. Unfortunately for her, he was not too bothered by the results.


Rule 34 is if it exists, there's pr0n of it. I don't want to see Varric rule 34.

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Bloody lovely! Rule 34 ftw. Posted Image

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...


Flemeth didn't like Varric's "exaggerations" and hexed him into drinking the Magical Rule 34 Transmogrification Potion. Unfortunately for her, he was not too bothered by the results.


Rule 34 is if it exists, there's pr0n of it. I don't want to see Varric rule 34.


I know. I don't want to see it either. This is all you get out of me, the rest is up to the imagination of the internet.

Edit: I invoke rule 34 not in the "there is or will be porn of it" sense but in the "someone is ruining this for someone else" sense.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 03 octobre 2010 - 06:20 .


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Calla S

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holy...........

.......................... she'sgorgeous

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This Rule 34 talk made me imagine self-cest between Varric and his female counterpart. Right, what am I going to do now?

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Russalka wrote...

This Rule 34 talk made me imagine self-cest between Varric and his female counterpart. Right, what am I going to do now?


That's not a bad idea.. *wishes she had the ability to draw a Varric-Varric fanart*

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Russalka wrote...

This Rule 34 talk made me imagine self-cest between Varric and his female counterpart. Right, what am I going to do now?


Brain bleach. It's the only solution.

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Hawke selfcest and now Varric selfcest? What is happening to us?!

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Woman-Varric is a sexy little piece of... sexy sexyness full of sexy <3

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Pseudocognition wrote...

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Flemeth didn't like Varric's "exaggerations" and hexed him into drinking the Magical Rule 34 Transmogrification Potion. Unfortunately for her, he was not too bothered by the results.

...is the lipstick a byproduct of the potion or was he wearing it beforehand? Hm...


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...

Words can't describe how fantastically amazing this is.

Modifié par Paradocs, 03 octobre 2010 - 07:31 .


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DrunkDeadman wrote...

Hawke selfcest and now Varric selfcest? What is happening to us?!


Very bad things.

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DrunkDeadman wrote...

Hawke selfcest and now Varric selfcest? What is happening to us?!

just wait for it..... your next!Posted Image

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Dave of Canada wrote...

DrunkDeadman wrote...

Hawke selfcest and now Varric selfcest? What is happening to us?!


Very bad things.

pshhaw! You know you love it.

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Did anyone read this in the "About Carver Hawke" thread? 

David Gaider wrote...

Brockololly wrote...
I've got the impression Carver is Mhairi 2.0.


As you like. I've already said that it doesn't necessarily need to happen that way. Sounds like the "Mhairi" comment would apply more to characters like Bethany or Varric, who some people have gotten their hopes up over even though we've said very little about them.


It makes me a little concerned, but then again David seems to be fueled by the hapless cries of fans :P