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#4676
namedforthemoon

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OnionXI wrote...

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Why not? Or at least a Chest Hair related codex (comb for example)...

Hell, the Chest Hair got a 187 page thread going on, it should be able to get a codex entry :)


The same people posting in a thread about whatever random cluster of body hair catches their fancy for a month+ is hardly a reason to write a codex entry. To BioWare's credit they did not make a codex about Duncan's beard when they released RtO after seeing the fervor over it on the forums.


Sure it is. It's called an easter egg.

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bsbcaer

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M8DMAN wrote...

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I don't understand all the love this guy gets.

I mean In the leaked screenshots the dude looks like a freaking Mutt!


Burn it, burn it!


The screenshot? :blush:

There's a leaked screenshot from pax that shows varric talking to that one woman. I forgot her name lol! 

He looks like quagmire in that pic.

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Now we can all just imagine Varric saying "giggity" to Cassandra (that's her name by the by) just after he finishes telling her the exaggerated parts of it

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M8DMAN

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bsbcaer wrote...

M8DMAN wrote...

Elrena wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

M8DMAN wrote...

I don't understand all the love this guy gets.

I mean In the leaked screenshots the dude looks like a freaking Mutt!


Burn it, burn it!


The screenshot? :blush:

There's a leaked screenshot from pax that shows varric talking to that one woman. I forgot her name lol! 

He looks like quagmire in that pic.

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Now we can all just imagine Varric saying "giggity" to Cassandra (that's her name by the by) just after he finishes telling her the exaggerated parts of it

LMAO!

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OnionXI wrote...

He asked why not and I gave a reason. I'm not sure where you get the impression that I'm pooping on your party "all over the boards" but maybe that means there are threads about Varric all over the boards.


It's more like, any thread that's got Varric in a positive light. We get it, you hate him. You have to spread your hate and dissent in any Varric thread you come across. We don't really understand why you have to come into a fun and good-natured conversation and just be a Debbie Downer about it. Most people would say GTFO and go make your own thread about how much you hate Varric instead of being a party pooper in a thread that's obviously about how much we love Varric.

It's like you WANT to be doused with Nair and set aflame by Varric Devotees. :huh:

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namedforthemoon wrote...

It's like you WANT to be doused with Nair and set aflame by Varric Devotees. :huh:


*Raises torch hopefully* :D

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@Elrena...Just how many torches do you have?!?:blink:  I believe I've seen two today alone, and that's not including  the metaphorical one you're holding for Varric.  Just be careful with all that flame, hon.  We do not want to create a chest hair disaster.;)

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

@Elrena...Just how many torches do you have?!?:blink:  I believe I've seen two today alone, and that's not including  the metaphorical one you're holding for Varric.  Just be careful with all that flame, hon.  We do not want to create a chest hair disaster.;)


Sometimes I see her assembling them over in the corner. There's a whole pile.

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Yeeess. I buy the materials from Ruck. He gives me a discount because I have pretty eyes and pretty hair and I sold him a pretty cup :D

Don't worry. Varric has flameproof chesthair :)

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Hey ya'll.



Sorry I have not been around to check on updates and stuff...



If Varric starts getting haters, then he is successful! Think about it! The most popular peoples have lovers and haters ^^



@Elrena Yeah, VARRIC is flameproof. Thread flames AND fiery flames... Plus, 100% fire-resistance XD

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Hey ya'll.

Sorry I have not been around to check on updates and stuff...

If Varric starts getting haters, then he is successful! Think about it! The most popular peoples have lovers and haters ^^

@Elrena Yeah, VARRIC is flameproof. Thread flames AND fiery flames... Plus, 100% fire-resistance XD


I knew it! :o 

#4686
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Can I get a deal on a few torches? I've got a couple of people I'd be willing to use them on - heh.

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Sure, in exchange for a trade manifest (so that Varric can turn it into diamonds) I can give you five, handcrafted torches assembled with top-quality materials!

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Elrena wrote...

Sure, in exchange for a trade manifest (so that Varric can turn it into diamonds) I can give you five, handcrafted torches assembled with top-quality materials!


Hmm, being the obsessive-compulsive packrat adventurer that I am, i bet I have one somewhere...

*rummages through her multiple backpacks*

Ta-da!

*presents you with a trade manifest*

My headache was killing me, as was writing another post, so I hope you haven't run out of them yet. I might need a little extra pine resin/tar for more smoke and extra burning power - hehehe.

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

@Elrena Yeah, VARRIC is flameproof. Thread flames AND fiery flames... Plus, 100% fire-resistance XD


I knew that expensive antivan leather coat had something special.

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For the extra materials, you have to negotiate with my supplier, Ruck. Thanks for the manifest! :D

*Runs off with manifest to hunt down Varric*

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Elrena wrote...

For the extra materials, you have to negotiate with my supplier, Ruck. Thanks for the manifest! :D
*Runs off with manifest to hunt down Varric*



!!!!

*SIGH*

*drags out bottle of red wine*

HAH, but I have the most important thing you want! Wine! Yeah, I got Wynne's rep up relatively easily, so I didn't give the last bottle to her. Of course, I'm not handing it over until you put the torches down and back away from them first. Once I have the torches, then you get your Varric-luring wine. :P

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AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Elrena wrote...

For the extra materials, you have to negotiate with my supplier, Ruck. Thanks for the manifest! :D
*Runs off with manifest to hunt down Varric*



!!!!

*SIGH*

*drags out bottle of red wine*

HAH, but I have the most important thing you want! Wine! Yeah, I got Wynne's rep up relatively easily, so I didn't give the last bottle to her. Of course, I'm not handing it over until you put the torches down and back away from them first. Once I have the torches, then you get your Varric-luring wine. :P


...You drive a hard bargain. Very well. *puts down the torches, then backs away with hands raised*  I'll have the wine now, please :bandit:

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Elrena wrote...

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Elrena wrote...

For the extra materials, you have to negotiate with my supplier, Ruck. Thanks for the manifest! :D
*Runs off with manifest to hunt down Varric*



!!!!

*SIGH*

*drags out bottle of red wine*

HAH, but I have the most important thing you want! Wine! Yeah, I got Wynne's rep up relatively easily, so I didn't give the last bottle to her. Of course, I'm not handing it over until you put the torches down and back away from them first. Once I have the torches, then you get your Varric-luring wine. :P


...You drive a hard bargain. Very well. *puts down the torches, then backs away with hands raised*  I'll have the wine now, please :bandit:


*scoops torches up and places the bottle of wine carefully on the ground*

*backs up while keeping an eye on Elrena*

Okay, all yours!

*runs off with torches shouting something about poets and cackling maniacally*

#4694
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*Sprinkles some of the wine of herself and a nearby wench, and takes a seat on the floor with the rest in a large silver chalice she stole from Ruck, holding a large chest-hair comb in her other hand*

Soon. Very soon.

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Thanks for the screenshot, guys!



...yeah, he does look quite... different from the concept art. :T

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Amedyr wrote...

Thanks for the screenshot, guys!

...yeah, he does look quite... different from the concept art. :T


If it helps you at all he looks almost as different again in motion and from other angles in the game (in a good way). This is just from the demo, but he really does look better than that screenshot implies. Smirks, doughnut, little ponytail, finger steepling, grins, and of course chest hair are all accounted for. :wub:

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Different like they changed his model or different like the screenshot was just a terribly unflattering angle?

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Anarya wrote...

Different like they changed his model or different like the screenshot was just a terribly unflattering angle?


I'd say unflattering angle, but it's possible they changed the model as well it's hard to be sure as you don't see him from the angle of the screenshot that much really.

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

Amedyr wrote...

Thanks for the screenshot, guys!

...yeah, he does look quite... different from the concept art. :T


If it helps you at all he looks almost as different again in motion and from other angles in the game (in a good way). This is just from the demo, but he really does look better than that screenshot implies. Smirks, doughnut, little ponytail, finger steepling, grins, and of course chest hair are all accounted for. :wub:


I think I get what you mean...for example, when I first saw screenshots of Cailan prior to the DA:O's release, I kinda recoiled back because he looked a bit plastic-y and hard (NOT THAT WAY, PERVS) in stills. When I played the game and saw him in motion with dynamic lighting and camera movements, he looked muuuuuch better and dare I say glorious.

Some people (and 3D models) are just not photogenic.

Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 08 octobre 2010 - 01:49 .


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It's true. I wish I could have played the demo for myself. I think Mary said they changed the lighting sometime after the demo first debuted. Dunno if they load a new build at each con or what.