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[Mary Kirby]

Varric: Half Pint, we need to talk.

Me: Holy crap! How did you get into my apartment?

Varric: Plot holes. You know the drill. Time for a chat.

Me: I'm in the middle of something very important right now...

Varric: Plants vs. Zombies can wait. You were about to lose anyway. This wave is all zomboni machines.

Me: @#%$!

Varric: Tell me about it.

Me: Fine, what's on your mind, Master Tethras?

Varric: So... The Rivaini brought a number of highly... disturbing images to my attention recently.

Me: Define "disturbing" for me here.

Varric: Me as a woman.

Me: ...yeah, that qualifies.

Varric: I mean, I'm a hot woman -- that goes without saying. But still. I'm starting to see why Stretch goes all twitchy when he hears the word "forums."

Me: A lot of things make Sten nervous. He leads a stressful life. You said, "a number of images." What else?

Varric: Well, there was also the Nair...

Me: Don't worry, I'm pretty sure that stuff can't be shipped to Thedas.

Varric: What are you getting me into, Half Pint? These people are already planning to both frock and defrock me, and we haven't even met yet! They... aren't in the Merchant Guild are they?

Me: You have no idea, Tethras. These guys make the Merchant Guild seem like a big group hug.

Varric: ... okay, now I'm worried.

Me: Glad I could clear that up for you.

[upsettingshorts]

Don't show him that MS Paint drawing of himself as David Gaider. I think he'd plunge headfirst into an existential crisis.

[Dave of Canada]

Mary Kirby wrote...

Me: You have no idea, Tethras. These guys make the Merchant Guild seem like a big group hug.

Varric: ... okay, now I'm worried.

Me: Glad I could clear that up for you.

*group hugs Varric and Mary*

[Lucy Glitter]

I GODDAMN LOVE PLANTS VS ZOMBIES



THAT IS ALL.

[namedforthemoon]

I love when Varric makes appearances.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Bahahaha yes. YESSSSS. I have the power to disturb Varric!



With great power... you know the rest.

[Anarya]

Oh wow. That was glorious. The Sawyer-style nicknames! Sten getting twitchy! Me as a part of a looming sinister force that out-menaces the Merchant Guild!



*cackles*



Just wait til he actually meets us. (It won't help)

[Leonia]

I hope Varric gets some interesting chatter when he is selected on screen, I can totally picture him "talking back" to the player controlling him.

[GameBoyish]

YAY! Varric and Mary paid us a visit!

[Xewaka]

Pseudocognition wrote...

With great power... you know the rest.

... Comes great insanity?

Dammit. I told myself not to get to excited about this game and Mary has to come and make Varric even more awesome.

[Leonia]

Guys, we almost slipped to page 3! Where is the Varric loving?

[Anarya]

Eh there's been an unusually high number of new threads today.

[Leonia]

I was playing Origins last night and was wondering.. is Voldrik from Awakening voiced by Brian Bloom? I know Dwyn is (I just had to pay him a visit to recover Sten's sword *drool*) and I think the dude from Golems of Amgarrak (can't remember the name at the moment) is voiced by him.

Modifié par leonia42, 10 octobre 2010 - 02:05 .

[mellifera]

Gasp, I missed Varric and Mary. I wouldn't mind Varric falling into my apartment through a plot hole ;3

[AtreiyaN7]

OOO, Plant vs. Zombies! I love that, except for the GotY update messing things up (their solution...roll back your drivers to ancient, prehistoric versions - as Sten would say: "No."). I miss those Michael Jackson zombies. *sigh*

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 10 octobre 2010 - 02:40 .

[Elrena]

leonia42 wrote...

I have this image in my head of all the fangurls and fanbois sitting around Varric as he drinks out of his goblet while we are braiding his chest hair and Cassandra looks onwards as if she wants to throw up but she can't because even she is dazzled by that Han Solo-smirk that Varric possesses all while Varric, with his free hand, is autographing the torches that Elrena has collected for him. *dreams*

Ohhhh, yess.
In another note: I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED HIM!
I had like, 1000 torches ready for him to sign.


Also, @the guy who wanted to introduce his chest hair to napalm, it was discussed a few pages back that Varric's chest hair is flameproof with 100% resistance afforded to him by his antivan leather coat. So, munuh:P


Edit: My torches are rapidly becoming a thing of legend. I just found
mention of them in the 'will we get to burn whoever we want in DA2?
thread [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]
Though I insist that they not be used for anything other than starting
bonfires that have been thouroughly doused in nair to excecute heathens [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/cool.png[/smilie]

Modifié par Elrena, 10 octobre 2010 - 09:41 .

[Elrena]

simfamSP wrote...

Heres to taking this masterpiece back to the first page!

?

[Elrena]

hehe, I read almost 180 pages of combined Varric threads before I posted

So, you could say I went beyond page 5.

[bsbcaer]

leonia42 wrote...

I was playing Origins last night and was wondering.. is Voldrik from Awakening voiced by Brian Bloom? I know Dwyn is (I just had to pay him a visit to recover Sten's sword *drool*) and I think the dude from Golems of Amgarrak (can't remember the name at the moment) is voiced by him.

Not sure if you played the dwarf commoner origin yet, but Brian Bloom does your companion pre-Wardening (Leske), so you will be quite happy voice-wise

Love the Mary-Varric conversations...Funny as all get out and I think they're more special because they're random and not so common

[Xewaka]

bsbcaer wrote...

Not sure if you played the dwarf commoner origin yet, but Brian Bloom does your companion pre-Wardening (Leske), so you will be quite happy voice-wise

Leske is a fun guy to have around. Shame about how things end between Leske and the Duster Warden. If Brian Bloom delivers Varric as fine as Leske, Varric will be alright.

[namedforthemoon]

I somehow think that Varric will sound much more dashing and suave than Leske.

[namedforthemoon]

Oh, and I pity the other male LI's in DA2. How can they possibly compare with Varric?