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#4851
Leonia

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Where's Elena and her torches?!

#4852
upsettingshorts

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My criticism isn't entirely fair. He's probably much funnier than Jay Leno.

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DMC12

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Wonder what the "Varric is ugly" crowd are saying now that we have one in a decent angle with less blur.


I think he's ugly and looks like Jay Leno as a hairy dwarf

But I wasn't going to say so unprompted for fear of getting eaten alive.  Though I probably will anyway.


Holy ****, I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't say anything for the italicized reason lol... I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks he still looks ugly and now looks like a sleazy Jay Leno instead of a slightly less hairy Ron Jeremy.

#4854
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You guys are making me lol.

The absolute only thing that Varric has in common with Jay Leno is the fact that he has a prominent chin. OMG THEY IS TWINZ.

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DMC12 wrote...
Holy ****, I was thinking the same thing,


I'm glad you posted. Now I don't have to outrun the hordes of Varric fans, I just have to outrun you.

/laces up Nikes

Calla S wrote...
The absolute only thing that Varric has in common with Jay Leno is the fact that he has a prominent chin.


And close set eyes.  And a horse face.  And the physique of a talk show host.  Varric's nose is much bigger, though, so you're on to something there.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 12 octobre 2010 - 05:29 .


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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I mean... isn't he like ye olde talk show host? But with one guest? That seems appropriate, to me.

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Calla S wrote...
The absolute only thing that Varric has in common with Jay Leno is the fact that he has a prominent chin. 


And close set eyes.  And a horse face.  And a the physique of a talk show host.


One, he's a dwarf; are you expecting a really short bodybuilder? Two, from that angle, everyone's eyes look close set. Just fyi. That's how faces and semi-profile views work. Not to mention I don't see the horse thing. You're grasping for straws.

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Calla S wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Calla S wrote...
The absolute only thing that Varric has in common with Jay Leno is the fact that he has a prominent chin. 


And close set eyes.  And a horse face.  And a the physique of a talk show host.


One, he's a dwarf; are you expecting a really short bodybuilder? Two, from that angle, everyone's eyes look close set. Just fyi. That's how faces and semi-profile views work. Not to mention I don't see the horse thing. You're grasping for straws.


His chin is the perfect size for applying a feed bag.

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Calla S wrote...
One, he's a dwarf; are you expecting a really short bodybuilder? Two, from that angle, everyone's eyes look close set. Just fyi. That's how faces and semi-profile views work. Not to mention I don't see the horse thing. You're grasping for straws.


Incredulously criticizing someone for being a bit silly, letting an opinion run wild, and having a laugh... in this thread?  Really?

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Calla S wrote...
One, he's a dwarf; are you expecting a really short bodybuilder? Two, from that angle, everyone's eyes look close set. Just fyi. That's how faces and semi-profile views work. Not to mention I don't see the horse thing. You're grasping for straws.

Incredulously critisizing someone for being a bit silly, letting an opinion run wild, and having a laugh... in this thread?  Really?

Did you completely miss the part where I said you two were making me laugh? I wasn't trying to claw my way down your throat or anything. Or should I have used a smiley? :wizard:

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Its probably not worth debating subjective opinion of a cam image of a video game character's face on a shiny screen with the contrast pushed. There is still Varric yet to see and under better conditions :B

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Oh my, what did I miss? I'm always away for the good stuff (watching Top Chef Just Desserts and crying over not being able to eat the desserts, but I digress).



Well. That angle is certainly a much more flattering one. Me being critical and thinking of how I would draw him, I think his chin could do with being shortened by about half an inch, and a little fullness taken out of his cheeks. Plus his hair looks plasticky but that seems to be a problem of the game on the whole. Otherwise he looks awesome! Very excited to get a better view, finally.

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Anarya wrote...Well. That angle is certainly a much more flattering one. Me being critical and thinking of how I would draw him, I think his chin could do with being shortened by about half an inch


I like to imagine that some of it is beard. I think the difference between SMIRK: ART Varric and SMIRK: ACTUAL Varric is that the concept art image has more forehead and less chin, whereas the model has more chin and a narrower forehead.

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Baby Animal Time!

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C'mon, lets keep it lighthearted in here! :wizard:

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Calla S wrote...
should I have used a smiley? :wizard:


Probably!

Anyway, that's all for my weekly cameo in the Varric thread.  Have fun folks.

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kcwME wrote...

Baby Animal Time!
C'mon, lets keep it lighthearted in here! :wizard:


If it turns into baby animal time, this thread will be locked and I will kill every single baby animal shown.

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I can't even post one baby animal pic? T_T

Explaining: It usually distracts people enough to get back OT.

Modifié par kcwME, 12 octobre 2010 - 05:43 .


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If someone could photoshop in some baby animals sitting around Varric then it would go back on-topic.

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While I like the angle better the head just looks too damn big.

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Anarya wrote...

Oh my, what did I miss? I'm always away for the good stuff (watching Top Chef Just Desserts and crying over not being able to eat the desserts, but I digress).

Well. That angle is certainly a much more flattering one. Me being critical and thinking of how I would draw him, I think his chin could do with being shortened by about half an inch, and a little fullness taken out of his cheeks. Plus his hair looks plasticky but that seems to be a problem of the game on the whole. Otherwise he looks awesome! Very excited to get a better view, finally.


Now why would they go and do a thing like that? If I had a third knee growing out of my face, I would put it to good use. Like using it as a dinner plate, decreasing the time it takes to eat my food or use it as a scratcher (facial hair necessary) if my hands were preoccupied. Got some coconuts and nothing to open them with? No problem: massive chin of doom crushes that problem to bits!

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makenzieshepard wrote...

While I like the angle better the head just looks too damn big.


I'm sure most men wouldn't mind having this problem.

*shifty eyes, runs away*

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Aww is that a bat? *easily distracted by cute animals*

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Sleazy and smarmy come to mind looking at that screenshot. I guess some find that attractive. :)

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DMC12 wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Oh my, what did I miss? I'm always away for the good stuff (watching Top Chef Just Desserts and crying over not being able to eat the desserts, but I digress).

Well. That angle is certainly a much more flattering one. Me being critical and thinking of how I would draw him, I think his chin could do with being shortened by about half an inch, and a little fullness taken out of his cheeks. Plus his hair looks plasticky but that seems to be a problem of the game on the whole. Otherwise he looks awesome! Very excited to get a better view, finally.


Now why would they go and do a thing like that? If I had a third knee growing out of my face, I would put it to good use. Like using it as a dinner plate, decreasing the time it takes to eat my food or use it as a scratcher (facial hair necessary) if my hands were preoccupied. Got some coconuts and nothing to open them with? No problem: massive chin of doom crushes that problem to bits!


Well he can still have a prominent chin without it having Leno proportions. As useful as a knee-chin may be..

#4875
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@Dave: Lol

@Mak: I think it's more the angle than anything. He'll probably be more regularly propor...

*remembers DA dwarf gorilla arms*

...oh.

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