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[Calla S]

Morrigans God son wrote...
I bet you lot wish you could play as a dwarf now? And make mini babies in a mircowave with Varric.

Not really. I want him with Lady Hawke.

Also, for good measure - Ga-row! :3

[ErichHartmann]

If Varric is a LI I'll probably do him once then break his heart.

[Anarya]

ErichHartmann wrote...

If Varric is a LI I'll probably do him once then break his heart.

That's playing with fire. What if you do that then find out it's your heart that's broken?

[Leonia]

I certainly intend to "do" him more than once, if it is an option. I have a feeling he likes, er, variety in the tent.. *cough*

[Herr Uhl]

leonia42 wrote...

I certainly intend to "do" him more than once, if it is an option. I have a feeling he likes, er, variety in the tent.. *cough*

Yup, you go out with yesterdays thrash a week later.

[Calla S]

leonia42 wrote...
I certainly intend to "do" him more than once, if it is an option. I have a feeling he likes, er, variety in the tent.. *cough*

QFT. 

[pizoxuat]

Morrigans God son wrote...

I bet you lot wish you could play as a dwarf now? And make mini babies in a mircowave with Varric.

I don't know that I've gone full dwarfsexual at this point, but he's definitely got me short-curious.

[Patriciachr34]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Maker's Breath! Varric is hot! I...I...I...need a shower.

If a certain someone visits you, make sure to lock and soundproof the door before it gets too hot.

Leave a note on the door saying: "Taking a long shower, and NOT... uh... spending time with a short man with chest hair and dat chin..."

Wow!  I woke up late this morning.  Last night became a blurr after I stepped into the hot, steaming shower.  I vaguely remember the shower door opening and being overwhelmed by the intoxicating scent of coconut.  When I opened my eyes, I found myself laying naked on my leather couch.  What an interesting evening.

[ErichHartmann]

Varric smells like coconut?

[Leonia]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Varric smells like coconut?

It's the conditioner he uses on his chest hair *nod*

[Calla S]

It appears you got some of Varric's ninja lovin'.

[Risax]

Calla S wrote...

It appears you got some of Varric's ninja lovin'.

I doubt Varric can 'Ninja Love' he makes it a night to remember, even if you don't want to...

[Calla S]

Risax wrote...

Calla S wrote...
It appears you got some of Varric's ninja lovin'.

I doubt Varric can 'Ninja Love' he makes it a night to remember, even if you don't want to...

I like to think it'd be more of a "happy surprise" than an "attack." But yeah, I see what you mean, hahaha.

[Risax]

Calla S wrote...

Risax wrote...

Calla S wrote...
It appears you got some of Varric's ninja lovin'.

I doubt Varric can 'Ninja Love' he makes it a night to remember, even if you don't want to...

I like to think it'd be more of a "happy surprise" than an "attack." But yeah, I see what you mean, hahaha.

Your explanation is better, I made him sound like a rapist.
*Runs away before the Varric fangirls kick his ass for this statement*

[Patriciachr34]

Varric Ninja love is so scrumptious that it causes one to pass out in ecstasy.  That explains a lot, including the extra wine glass on the end table.

[namedforthemoon]

I wonder what Mary and Varric will say when they read all of this, lol.

[Risax]

namedforthemoon wrote...

I wonder what Mary and Varric will say when they read all of this, lol.

*sigh*I should probably find another hiding place before Varric's spy networks finds out where I'm hiding.
*Runs away again*

[Apollo Starflare]

Glad to see everyone else can see the awesomness of Varric in that cinematic now! Told you he looked good. ;D Is the bit where he steeples his fingers in the vid? I seem to remember it's combined with an awesome smirk.

[namedforthemoon]

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Glad to see everyone else can see the awesomness of Varric in that cinematic now! Told you he looked good. ;D Is the bit where he steeples his fingers in the vid? I seem to remember it's combined with an awesome smirk.

Nope, not that I saw. In the vid I watched there was barely any Varric at the end, just a couple of frames before it was paused to go to the controller menu.

[Apollo Starflare]

Gah that sucks, still can't be long before Bioware release some official stuff if non-official stuff is appearing out there?

[Bryy_Miller]

Leaks happen. Doesn't mean BW has to do anything.

[joriandrake]

there is only one more banner that is missing from this thread to make it epic, and that is a banner demanding Varric as ME3 squad mate

[Anarya]

namedforthemoon wrote...

I wonder what Mary and Varric will say when they read all of this, lol.

I imagine when Mary reads this thread it's a lot of alternating laughter and facepalming.

[Bobad]

It's all very well and good, but what if Varric is DA2's Bodahn, and it's in that respect that he has travelled with Hawke?

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

I wonder what Mary and Varric will say when they read all of this, lol.

I imagine when Mary reads this thread it's a lot of alternating laughter and facepalming.

Really? I imagined mostly facepalming.