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[Drizzt ORierdan]

They`re lost... But we'll always have Paris...

Modificata da Drizzt ORierdan, 16 agosto 2010 - 03:06 .

[Nhadalie]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

They`re lost... But we'll always have Val Royeux...

Fixed.


Besides, we have memories of them too.

[Anarya]

Nhadalie wrote...

Does anyone else see the irony of putting Dave's head on Marie Antoinette? No? I'm all alone?


Lovely dress though. Very er.. Awkward to move around in, I'm certain. Particularly bad for epic escape scenes from Varric's chest hair.


I don't suppose this would be a good time to mention that I'm not particularly fond of very hairy guys?

Secret: neither am I. He actually really isn't all that hairy by real-person standards though. The hair enhances his awesome. He's like Frank Lapidus as a pirate. And both Lapidus and pirates are awesome.

I mean really, look at this guy. He practically IS Varric.

Modificata da Anarya, 16 agosto 2010 - 03:10 .

[Drizzt ORierdan]

yooure so right... LOL

[Anarya]

It's weird, right? He looks JUST like him.

[Nhadalie]

Omg! It's Varric if he was taller and didn't have piercings or a sly smirk!


I'm not worthy.


I actually know a guy whose entire wardrobe pretty much consists of shorts and polo shirts. And uh.. He has chest hair, and is always wearing this necklace. For some reason, it reminds me of a bad 70s porno. Like.. "You called for a plumber? Bow chicka wow wowww.."


Varric would actually fit pretty well in a bad 70s porno.. Hm.

Modificata da Nhadalie, 16 agosto 2010 - 03:16 .

[Russalka]

Nhadalie wrote...

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

They`re lost... But we'll always have Val Royeaux...

Fixed.


Besides, we have memories of them too.

Fixed.

[Anarya]

Nhadalie wrote...

Omg! It's Varric if he was taller and didn't have piercings or a sly smirk!


I'm not worthy.


I actually know a guy whose entire wardrobe pretty much consists of shorts and polo shirts. And uh.. He has chest hair, and is always wearing this necklace. For some reason, it reminds me of a bad 70s porno. Like.. "You called for a plumber? Bow chicka wow wowww.."


Varric would actually fit pretty well in a bad 70s porno.. Hm.

Oh jeez. Why can I totally picture this? <_<

What's weird too about Lapidus vs. Varric is they both have a crazy unexpected cult following. I think they both tap into the same well of awesome.

Plus ladies love a rugged silver fox I guess? *shrug*

Modificata da Anarya, 16 agosto 2010 - 03:25 .

[Nhadalie]

Anarya wrote...

Oh jeez. Why can I totally picture this? <_<

What's weird too about Lapidus vs. Varric is they both have a crazy unexpected cult following. I think they both tap into the same well of awesome.

Plus ladies love a rugged silver fox I guess? *shrug*

Because it's awesome? And Varric has a James Bond like awesome to him.


Careful, that picture might make some people join the Lapidus cult.



Hm. The only much older celebrity that I've ever been interested in is Alan Rickman. I love snarky witty guys.

[Apollo Starflare]

Yay new thread.

class wise Varric can surely only ever be a rogue, with the Suave Dwarf specialisation however (summon wench powers etc.). His chest hair on the other hand is most likely a mage.

Anarya wrote...

Nhadalie wrote...

Does anyone else see the irony of putting Dave's head on Marie Antoinette? No? I'm all alone?


Lovely dress though. Very er.. Awkward to move around in, I'm certain. Particularly bad for epic escape scenes from Varric's chest hair.


I don't suppose this would be a good time to mention that I'm not particularly fond of very hairy guys?

Secret: neither am I. He actually really isn't all that hairy by real-person standards though. The hair enhances his awesome. He's like Frank Lapidus as a pirate. And both Lapidus and pirates are awesome.

I mean really, look at this guy. He practically IS Varric.

[Lapidus goes here]

It's so true! You could have piped up when I mentioned this in the old thread though, I felt so alone.

[Anarya]

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Yay new thread.

class wise Varric can surely only ever be a rogue, with the Suave Dwarf specialisation however (summon wench powers etc.). His chest hair on the other hand is most likely a mage.

Anarya wrote...

Nhadalie wrote...

Does anyone else see the irony of putting Dave's head on Marie Antoinette? No? I'm all alone?


Lovely dress though. Very er.. Awkward to move around in, I'm certain. Particularly bad for epic escape scenes from Varric's chest hair.


I don't suppose this would be a good time to mention that I'm not particularly fond of very hairy guys?

Secret: neither am I. He actually really isn't all that hairy by real-person standards though. The hair enhances his awesome. He's like Frank Lapidus as a pirate. And both Lapidus and pirates are awesome.

I mean really, look at this guy. He practically IS Varric.

[Lapidus goes here]

It's so true! You could have piped up when I mentioned this in the old thread though, I felt so alone.

I totally did! I'm way too lazy to sift through that thread to find it though.

Edit: Google to the rescue!

Modificata da Anarya, 16 agosto 2010 - 03:39 .

[Russalka]

Varric in vintage porn?



Varric with a 'fro?



Disco Varric?



I am still obsessed with the possibility that Varric is so short that it might not be his chest hair but something else.

[Apollo Starflare]

Anarya wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Yay new thread.

class wise Varric can surely only ever be a rogue, with the Suave Dwarf specialisation however (summon wench powers etc.). His chest hair on the other hand is most likely a mage.

Anarya wrote...

Nhadalie wrote...

Does anyone else see the irony of putting Dave's head on Marie Antoinette? No? I'm all alone?


Lovely dress though. Very er.. Awkward to move around in, I'm certain. Particularly bad for epic escape scenes from Varric's chest hair.


I don't suppose this would be a good time to mention that I'm not particularly fond of very hairy guys?

Secret: neither am I. He actually really isn't all that hairy by real-person standards though. The hair enhances his awesome. He's like Frank Lapidus as a pirate. And both Lapidus and pirates are awesome.

I mean really, look at this guy. He practically IS Varric.

[Lapidus goes here]

It's so true! You could have piped up when I mentioned this in the old thread though, I felt so alone.

I totally did! I'm way too lazy to sift through that thread to find it though.

Edit: Google to the rescue!

I stand corrected. My Varric Lapidus picture was posted after that. 

[Anarya]

Had to defend my Lost fangirlage there.

[B3taMaxxx]

You were 59 pages in. Wahappened? /scratchy head smiley

[Dave of Canada]

B3taMaxxx wrote...

You were 59 pages in. Wahappened? /scratchy head smiley

I happened.

[Drizzt ORierdan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!



SATAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!

[armigal]

Drizzt ORierdan wrote...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

SATAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry. Varric, our very own evil ambassador in the lands of Thedas is already talking with Dave about the quickest resolution of this thread assault.

[Drizzt ORierdan]

*Draws half of the Holy Beard of Duncan and confronts the Demon*
Retreat, Demon, Go back to the vile pit from where ye 've sprung!!!
The power of Duncan compells you! The might of his Beard compells you!

Modificata da Drizzt ORierdan, 16 agosto 2010 - 06:08 .

[Calla S]

WELL HELLOOOO!

It pleases me to see that the Varric love cannot be quelled. There are few treats in life quite like seeing men and women alike stumble over themselves when it comes to a hairy chested merchant of a dwarf.

[armigal]

Modificata da armigal, 16 agosto 2010 - 06:23 .

[Dave of Canada]

Due to my part in the old thread's destruction, I now seek redemption in the eyes of Varric.

Varric's chest hair save us all.

(I might've skipped over a few by accident. I don't know. Apologies if I did.)

The legend:




AIMO:











Calla S:
























Anarya:






yukidama:


lv12medic:




armigal:
























Bryy_Miller:






Alya:


Drizzt ORierdan:












Apollo Starflare:








Ulicus:






tmp7704:


Jimmy Fury:






Dave of Canada:














(sort of related)


Shadow of Light Dragon:


jackkel dragon:


Victoriantrash:




ankuu:


Celticon:

[Drizzt ORierdan]

OK. It is Christian to forgive... I guess.

Wouldnt you let us strap you to a bed, and force you to drink 50 gallons of Holy Bleach, just to be safe?

[Dave of Canada]

I'll advise against quoting my uber post, it seems to be a memory hog and a quote would cause mass destruction.