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#5626
Daerog

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leonia42 wrote...

dirtsa90 wrote...

More awesome artworks...as usual Image IPB.

On the "Varric looks so good with glasses" subject: Do they even have glasses in the DA universe? I don't remember meeting a single person wearing some. Or is it that every person with bad eye-sight gets it fixed with magic..? Image IPB


Maric's grandfather, King Forgot-his-name-who-lost-Fereldan-to-the-Orlesians wore glasses, 'tis mentioned in both of the novels. I think they were of a dwarf design or some such.


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You're right, I forgot about that. Golden spectacles.

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dewcrowe wrote...

Glad you guys like it. Also sorry Trivia that I didn't pm you the link first. I just kinda wondered in an posted without reading any posts. With 223 pages I just skipped to the end.


s'okay. I managed to "catch" it before it got lost within the wonderful ocean of chest hair ;)

#5628
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Yeppers. It should keep the thread alive between Varric-y factoids. I wonder if there is such a thing as the "tastiest flavor of crayon." Also, props for using crayon.


Keep it up Pseudocognition! You are one of the many who shall allow the power Varric thread grow stronger...

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Pseudocognition wrote...

I just imagine those horrible cysts that grow teeth and hair and have their own veins in them, ughhhhh. Seriously if you want to sleep or eat in the next 48 hours do not attempt to google what I have described.


WTF? Why would they look. Anything like that? Weren't human/dwarf babies described as looking like short humans? I think your imagination is running a bit too wild in a bad direction with this one, lmfao.

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yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

I just imagine those horrible cysts that grow teeth and hair and have their own veins in them, ughhhhh. Seriously if you want to sleep or eat in the next 48 hours do not attempt to google what I have described.


WTF? Why would they look. Anything like that? Weren't human/dwarf babies described as looking like short humans? I think your imagination is running a bit too wild in a bad direction with this one, lmfao.


It's the first thing my brain associated with "hairy smirky baby" and I couldn't pull myself out of the horrible disgusting abyss of.... that. Eugh.

I get the impression that you googled it though. Brave. And sad. :(

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Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

I just imagine those horrible cysts that grow teeth and hair and have their own veins in them, ughhhhh. Seriously if you want to sleep or eat in the next 48 hours do not attempt to google what I have described.


WTF? Why would they look. Anything like that? Weren't human/dwarf babies described as looking like short humans? I think your imagination is running a bit too wild in a bad direction with this one, lmfao.


It's the first thing my brain associated with "hairy smirky baby" and I couldn't pull myself out of the horrible disgusting abyss of.... that. Eugh.

I get the impression that you googled it though. Brave. And sad. :(


Nope, the combination of my mother being a non-practicing MD and Discovery Health... I've known about those for ages now xD

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That's even worse, you've probably seen footage of one D:

I went through a phase one semester where the workload made me numb to disgusting things and it's all I researched in my spare time. Now that school isn't so evil, I am appropriately repulsed once more.



This is interesting. "Talk to you Yukidama, go to sleep. Wake up, talk to Yukidama." You must be verrrrry far away from me haha. /chugs coffee



Sadly my coffee is not made of forumite tears and humiliation.

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I get the feeling I missed out on something disturbing, I feel both relieved and ostracised.

Modifié par Bobad, 25 octobre 2010 - 02:15 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

That's even worse, you've probably seen footage of one D:
I went through a phase one semester where the workload made me numb to disgusting things and it's all I researched in my spare time. Now that school isn't so evil, I am appropriately repulsed once more.

This is interesting. "Talk to you Yukidama, go to sleep. Wake up, talk to Yukidama." You must be verrrrry far away from me haha. /chugs coffee

Sadly my coffee is not made of forumite tears and humiliation.


Haha, yep. Oddly, it's not the tumors that gross me out as much as footage of when they start cutting people open. The slicing bothers me more than all the weird **** they start pulling out xD

Well, I did the same thing. I'm on the West coast of Canada (lol, almost said United States :crying:), so our schedules seem to be similar unless you went to sleep in the morning xD

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@Bobad: Just my sleep deprived overactive imagination. You've been spared. I've had both sleep and coffee so it should be safe. Let's hope I get sleep before Draw Varric Day or I'll end up drawing some unspeakable horror. That could be funny, though. Varric dressed up as the Dead Space guy dismembering horrible genetic screwups.

@Yuki: Heyyyy same time zone! Wow we're awake early. Nothing like a little morning Varric though.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 25 octobre 2010 - 02:27 .


#5636
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KJandrew wrote...

That will never get through the vast amount of chest hair and fan girls.
what you need is this http://t2.gstatic.co...76-HgxohfrNwr0=


That could work.
But fangirls can be lethal. More than a High Dragon.

#5637
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Anyone remember Varrick, the dwarf in the Province Grounds?

#5638
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Dhiro wrote...

Anyone remember Varrick, the dwarf in the Province Grounds?


Yeah, he's a total poser. He even has a beard, if I recall, so the true Varric fans will know he isn't the real deal.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

@Bobad: Just my sleep deprived overactive imagination. You've been spared. I've had both sleep and coffee so it should be safe. Let's hope I get sleep before Draw Varric Day or I'll end up drawing some unspeakable horror. That could be funny, though. Varric dressed up as the Dead Space guy dismembering horrible genetic screwups.

@Yuki: Heyyyy same time zone! Wow we're awake early. Nothing like a little morning Varric though.


Awake early but not by choice. Bleeeeeh *dies*

#5640
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Remember this face, brothers and sisters! If any of you see this... thing, don't show mercy.

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If it makes ya'll feel better, I'm up late.. 'tis 2 am down here.

#5642
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@Yuki: Same. I could be sleeping, but no. Workworkwork. I bet Varric doesn't have to be awake before 9 like us mere mortals do.



@Dhiro: Pffft. I vaguely remember him. I can't help but want to say "Varick" with a southern US accent when I see him.

#5643
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It's 12:01 AM here and I just sleep five hours. But I made one of my best texts.



So yeah, I'm awesome.

#5644
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Ain't no party like an exhausted Varric thread contributor party.

#5645
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4:30pm here. *drinks afternoon tea with an eyebrow quirk*

*puts some gin in it*

*quirks away happily*

#5646
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Lord_Valandil wrote...

KJandrew wrote...

That will never get through the vast amount of chest hair and fan girls.
what you need is this http://t2.gstatic.co...76-HgxohfrNwr0=


That could work.
But fangirls can be lethal. More than a High Dragon.


nononono. no.
See, that may work IF there was maybe 1 or 2 fangirls. But see, when there are hordes of them greater then that of the hordes of darkspawn you need this

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:o

bomb dropped, annnd run

Modifié par Vexxtal, 25 octobre 2010 - 04:10 .


#5647
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^ I fear for you ...

#5648
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Vexxtal wrote...

[snip]
bomb dropped, annnd run


It's super effective!

Edit: Also, Yuki and Anarya, as your icons are right now, they need to get together. Mhm. /somber nod. That is all.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 25 octobre 2010 - 04:22 .


#5649
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ROFL. It would be kind of weird for two Couslands to hook up, but I've had a Mahariel character of mine be the child of two other Mahariel PCs (really, there's even a fic about it, all started by an offhand comment that my PC looked like their kid), so it strangely wouldn't be the first time >.>

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yukidama wrote...

ROFL. It would be kind of weird for two Couslands to hook up, but I've had a Mahariel character of mine be the child of two other Mahariel PCs (really, there's even a fic about it, all started by an offhand comment that my PC looked like their kid), so it strangely wouldn't be the first time >.>

Narrative already started -- ON-TOPIC, I promise!
Waiting on Anarya's ok to use her avi. 

Thx, Yuki!  I took the liberty of having the "he" you be from Denerim to avoid the issue above. 
(Actually... sooooo wanted your avi to be a Sheperd one.  Would have made "a boy from Normandy" work really well.)

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 25 octobre 2010 - 06:56 .