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#5726
Johnny Jaded

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Mary Kirby wrote...

soignee wrote...

Othello?


Right author! Wrong play.


Taming of the Shrew

#5727
Russalka

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The Taming of the Shrew.

EDIT: Ninja'd.

Modifié par Russalka, 26 octobre 2010 - 06:19 .


#5728
mellifera

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I don't mind sharing with Bianca. I can live with it :'(

#5729
Mary Kirby

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Johnny Jaded wrote...


Taming of the Shrew


Johnny wins the prize!* 'Cause it's a framed narrative... and DA2 is a framed narrative... like I said, I wouldn't expect that to leap to the forefront of anybody's mind.





*the prize is me not making fun of you.

#5730
mellifera

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The prriiiiiiizeee?

#5731
soignee

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Johnny Jaded wrote...


Taming of the Shrew


Johnny wins the prize!* 'Cause it's a framed narrative... and DA2 is a framed narrative... like I said, I wouldn't expect that to leap to the forefront of anybody's mind.





*the prize is me not making fun of you.


Ahhhh I see. Bianca was the second plot to Kate... that makes far more sense then the other Shakespearean Bianca who served as Reinforcing Plot Mechanism.

*dusts out English A-Level* Ah, I get to use you sometimes. If only on the internets.

#5732
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leonia42 wrote...

Macbeth?


YOU NAMED THE SCOTTISH PLAY.

Great, now someone on the dev team is going to be injured horribly.

</drama major>

#5733
Russalka

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I have a question of utmost seriousness.

Why is there chest-hair, but no armpit-hair?

#5734
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David Gaider wrote...

soda_mousse wrote...

That is the most EPIC crossbow I have ever seen.

...Bianca for LI! LOL


Bianca is already romantically involved.

"Bianca, baby, introduce yourself!" KPOW!


I'm not surprised, being the lovely KPOW-ing vision she is :P

But seriously, you guys sure know how to deliver. I keep getting more and more excited the more I see <3

#5735
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Russalka wrote...

I have a question of utmost seriousness.
Why is there chest-hair, but no armpit-hair?


hair migration, quite frequent in dwarves actually, mostly it ends on the beard but varric is a special case:D

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Russalka wrote...

I have a question of utmost seriousness.
Why is there chest-hair, but no armpit-hair?


If you ask about Varric, it's because the fine Antivan leather coat covers it. If you ask about Hawke... The beard killed it. It accepts no other hair.

#5737
Calla S

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This page needs more Varric

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#5738
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cancerbaby wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Macbeth?


YOU NAMED THE SCOTTISH PLAY.

Great, now someone on the dev team is going to be injured horribly.




Well, I just named one of my favourites. Plus it is 5.30 am so.. yeah, I could have thought through a bit more :wizard:

#5739
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leonia42 wrote...

cancerbaby wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Macbeth?


YOU NAMED THE SCOTTISH PLAY.

Great, now someone on the dev team is going to be injured horribly.




Well, I just named one of my favourites. Plus it is 5.30 am so.. yeah, I could have thought through a bit more :wizard:


you have to leave the room, turn around three times clockwise then quote from one of of the "successful" plays like Merchant or Midsummers to banish the bad luck before you can come back in =)

...if you're superstitious, of course.

#5740
Leonia

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Don't hurt me, I studied biology in Uni. Please have mercy :(

#5741
soignee

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leonia42 wrote...

Don't hurt me, I studied biology in Uni. Please have mercy :(


It's okay, I mumbled something from Merchant of Venice to counter it, all good! 

#5742
Leonia

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You know what would have made it more awesome.. if Varric had said it.



Dat voice!

#5743
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leonia42 wrote...

Dat voice!


I gotta agree there. Brian Bloom was an awesome choice. Posted Image

#5744
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Zanaide wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Dat voice!


I gotta agree there. Brian Bloom was an awesome choice. Posted Image


Agreed. It reminded me a little of Bishop's voice, and that's fine by me Posted Image

#5745
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Calla S wrote...

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This deserves repeating.
Despite my brain yelling that an X-shaped crossbow would be a waste of tensile strengh, it looks effin' awesome.

#5746
mellifera

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Haha, Varric does what he wants!

#5747
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CROSSBOW FTW. And it has a NAME?

I was dying for a Jayne joke. DYING. A Jayne nod layered with classical literature reference, even.



So excited. 230 pages of fanspaz: validated.

#5748
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Pseudocognition wrote...

CROSSBOW FTW. And it has a NAME?
I was dying for a Jayne joke. DYING. A Jayne nod layered with classical literature reference, even.

So excited. 230 pages of fanspaz: validated.


I call her Vera...

If we get a scene where Varric offers to trade Bianca for one of our companions at one point then I will die of laughter. :D

#5749
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I've just seen the trailer. I got multiple nerdgasms. And Varric's voice is awesome.

#5750
cancerbaby

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Calla S wrote...

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Did Varric just shoot a guy in the dick?

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH GIFS TO EXPRESS MY JOY

ETA: REACTION GIFS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM (do not click this link if you have a slow connection)

Modifié par cancerbaby, 26 octobre 2010 - 07:19 .