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[Xewaka]

cancerbaby wrote...

Did Varric just shoot a guy in the dick?

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH GIFS TO EXPRESS MY JOY

Varric is classy.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Even just looking at the little fire in the background of the gif, you can tell how improved the graphics are. Amazing. I love trailers.



Well composed shots are well composed /art nerd convulsions

[ENolan]

Merllle wrote...

I've just seen the trailer. I got multiple nerdgasms. And Varric's voice is awesome.

You're cleaning that up later.....

[namedforthemoon]

All I can say is wow. Just wow.



I. Can't. Wait!!!



And I hope to the sweet Maker that I don't get tarred and feathered. Although, David Gaider did say in the other thread that we've pretty much hit the nail on the head with very little evidence, sooo....

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

namedforthemoon wrote...

And I hope to the sweet Maker that I don't get tarred and feathered. Although, David Gaider did say in the other thread that we've pretty much hit the nail on the head with very little evidence, sooo....

He did? Which thread?

[lv12medic]

My Varric designated section of my brain just had an aneurysm of awesomeness.

Also my DA2 section.  I'm seeing a very interesting game to play come March.

[namedforthemoon]

Pseudocognition wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

And I hope to the sweet Maker that I don't get tarred and feathered. Although, David Gaider did say in the other thread that we've pretty much hit the nail on the head with very little evidence, sooo....

He did? Which thread?

This thread about the trailer. You'll have to scroll down a bit.

[aimo_ahmed]

namedforthemoon wrote...

All I can say is wow. Just wow.

I. Can't. Wait!!!

And I hope to the sweet Maker that I don't get tarred and feathered. Although, David Gaider did say in the other thread that we've pretty much hit the nail on the head with very little evidence, sooo....

Maybe instead of the Jovial, Bon Vivant Scoundrel we built him up to be, Varric is actually a Dirty, Rotten Scoundrel of the Douchiest Order.

...

Hasn't stopped anyone from squeeing over that before *eyes Bishop* But I'm sure that's not quite it.

Regardless whether he is LI-riffic or not, this is filed under 'NEED TO KNOW MOAR' basis.

*kicks the classy tar and feather set to the background*

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Wow. Crazy XD Yay! I'm smiling like an idiot in the middle of class.

[Merllle]

The Director wrote...

Merllle wrote...

I've just seen the trailer. I got multiple nerdgasms. And Varric's voice is awesome.

You're cleaning that up later.....

I take no responsability for the mess. It's all BioWare's fault. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO TO ME! To us.

[ENolan]

Merllle wrote...

The Director wrote...

Merllle wrote...

I've just seen the trailer. I got multiple nerdgasms. And Varric's voice is awesome.

You're cleaning that up later.....

I take no responsability for the mess. It's all BioWare's fault. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO TO ME! To us.

:pinched:You.... Ugh... You miserable, selfish bastard!

[Looks down]

Wait, that's not a fangasm...

[David Gaider]

Xewaka wrote...
This deserves repeating.
Despite my brain yelling that an X-shaped crossbow would be a waste of tensile strengh, it looks effin' awesome.

What's great is that those X-shaped devices pop out with a CHU-****** sound whenever he ****s the crossbow.

Whether this is how a crossbow would/could actually work, I don't know. Probably best reserved for one of those grognard threads where folks compare their SCA experiences on how weapons are supposed to be represented in games, I guess.

[mellifera]

David Gaider wrote...

Xewaka wrote...
This deserves repeating.
Despite my brain yelling that an X-shaped crossbow would be a waste of tensile strengh, it looks effin' awesome.

What's great is that those X-shaped devices pop out with a CHU-****** sound whenever he ****s the crossbow.

Whether this is how a crossbow would/could actually work, I don't know. Probably best reserved for one of those grognard threads where folks compare their SCA experiences on how weapons are supposed to be represented in games, I guess.

Oh so many ideas come to mind over that censored word...

[Calla S]

yukidama wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Xewaka wrote...
This deserves repeating.
Despite my brain yelling that an X-shaped crossbow would be a waste of tensile strengh, it looks effin' awesome.

What's great is that those X-shaped devices pop out with a CHU-****** sound whenever he ****s the crossbow.

Whether this is how a crossbow would/could actually work, I don't know. Probably best reserved for one of those grognard threads where folks compare their SCA experiences on how weapons are supposed to be represented in games, I guess.

Oh so many ideas come to mind over that censored word...

HAHAHA this is exactly what I was just thinking. I went "hmm... now what did he mean by THAT?"

[Merllle]

The Director wrote...

Merllle wrote...

The Director wrote...

Merllle wrote...

I've just seen the trailer. I got multiple nerdgasms. And Varric's voice is awesome.

You're cleaning that up later.....

I take no responsability for the mess. It's all BioWare's fault. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO TO ME! To us.

:pinched:You.... Ugh... You miserable, selfish bastard!

[Looks down]

Wait, that's not a fangasm...

I was having dinner. Now, I'm not.

Whatever you were thinking about. And I doubt it was Varric-related.

[Bruddajakka]

Hmmm wasn't expecting the x shaped crossbow but it does look very similar to the one I described a month or so ago.



And the reason for the x shape? So it can shoot heavier bolts. It's the crossbow equal of a shotgun.

[ENolan]

Merllle wrote...

The Director wrote...

Merllle wrote...

The Director wrote...

Merllle wrote...

I've just seen the trailer. I got multiple nerdgasms. And Varric's voice is awesome.

You're cleaning that up later.....

I take no responsability for the mess. It's all BioWare's fault. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO TO ME! To us.

:pinched:You.... Ugh... You miserable, selfish bastard!

[Looks down]

Wait, that's not a fangasm...

I was having dinner. Now, I'm not.

Whatever you were thinking about. And I doubt it was Varric-related.

Meant to say nerdgasms....

[Dave of Canada]

David Gaider wrote...

What's great is that those X-shaped devices pop out with a CHU-****** sound whenever he ****s the crossbow.

Mm... assuming this system works similar to Origins, I might just gimp my party and not remove Varric's crossbow from his hands.

Ever.

[mellifera]

Calla S wrote...

yukidama wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Xewaka wrote...
This deserves repeating.
Despite my brain yelling that an X-shaped crossbow would be a waste of tensile strengh, it looks effin' awesome.

What's great is that those X-shaped devices pop out with a CHU-****** sound whenever he ****s the crossbow.

Whether this is how a crossbow would/could actually work, I don't know. Probably best reserved for one of those grognard threads where folks compare their SCA experiences on how weapons are supposed to be represented in games, I guess.

Oh so many ideas come to mind over that censored word...

HAHAHA this is exactly what I was just thinking. I went "hmm... now what did he mean by THAT?"

Varric really loves Bianca...

[Merllle]

yukidama wrote...

Calla S wrote...

yukidama wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Xewaka wrote...
This deserves repeating.
Despite my brain yelling that an X-shaped crossbow would be a waste of tensile strengh, it looks effin' awesome.

What's great is that those X-shaped devices pop out with a CHU-****** sound whenever he ****s the crossbow.

Whether this is how a crossbow would/could actually work, I don't know. Probably best reserved for one of those grognard threads where folks compare their SCA experiences on how weapons are supposed to be represented in games, I guess.

Oh so many ideas come to mind over that censored word...

HAHAHA this is exactly what I was just thinking. I went "hmm... now what did he mean by THAT?"

Varric really loves Bianca...

What is this, I don't even...

[Dave of Canada]

We need a drawing of Varric sleeping in a bed with Bianca, something similar to this but with Shepard being the crossbow and Kelly being Varric:


(picture taken from google)

[mellifera]

All the while my Hawkes sob silently and jealously in a corner.

[bsbcaer]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Did you see? HE SHOT A CROSSBOW THAT SHOT A CROSSBOW THAT SHOT A GUITAR PLAYER!

That.... is Bianca. She is the goddess of crossbows.

I squeed at that. I feel slightly ashamed 

EDIT: Suddenly I am reminded of Jayne and Vera.

I won't gloat about the crossbow too much   Any chance we can get some Aimo art with Varric and Bianca?

You know, I sort of see Varric and Bianca as B.B. King and Lucille (his guitar)

[Merllle]

yukidama wrote...

All the while my Hawkes sob silently and jealously in a corner.

And then, in an act of passionate jealousy, one of your Hawkes must paste her picture on top of Bianca. In her head, that's the only way Varric would ever notice her. Or cosplay an x-shaped crossbow. That.

Modifié par Merllle, 26 octobre 2010 - 08:18 .

[mellifera]

Isn't it sad, Hawke?



*cries*