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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**


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#5826
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I got major Final Fantasy XII vibes when I saw her boots xD


LSDKJFLDSFJDSL YES. /cuddles boot collection

So here's the big question: Does Isabela have the connections to import Varric's suave kick-ass coat, or does Varric have connections to all their favorite designers? I am now imagining that they extort the names of exclusive clothiers out of each other with convincing yet fake smiles on their faces.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Along with Gaider the Ender of Hope.
And Schmooples the Destroyer.


Their foil is Arvid the Tap-Dancing Squirrel.


Where does that put Swikky the Dire Squirrel, defender of the old BioWare forums? And what happened to those gnomes bashing on the machines?

...Did Gaider find them?

#5828
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hannels wrote...

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Based on that, I'd really like to hear some witty banter between Varric and Isabela now :D


Varric and Isabela have witty banter with everyone!  Their banter is great.

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Bruce Venne wrote...

Varric and Isabela have witty banter with everyone!  Their banter is great.


A Bioware poster that I've never seen before?

The Varric thread brings everybody in!

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Bruce Venne wrote...

hannels wrote...

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Based on that, I'd really like to hear some witty banter between Varric and Isabela now :D


Varric and Isabela have witty banter with everyone!  Their banter is great.


Hooray! <3


Seconding the love for the boots so much. They look gorgeous, and practically make up for the fact that she's not wearing pants! :)

#5831
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@Dave: It's full of love and the only condition is chest hair. ;D

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Pseudocognition wrote...

@Dave: It's full of love and the only condition is chest hair. ;D


Good thing I have.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

@Dave: It's full of love and the only condition is chest hair. ;D


Or is it conditioner in the chest hair?

:mellow:

Ok, that was bad.

#5834
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Zanaide wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

@Dave: It's full of love and the only condition is chest hair. ;D


Or is it conditioner in the chest hair?

:mellow:

Ok, that was bad.


Ba-Dum-Pshh

#5835
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Zanaide wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

@Dave: It's full of love and the only condition is chest hair. ;D


Or is it conditioner in the chest hair?

:mellow:

Ok, that was bad.


Don't worry, the same thought came to me as I pressed send.

#5836
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You know, some men can't grow chest hair. It's not an incredibly common feature among males. Especially the younger ones. I think you all should consider how your comments can hurt some folks feelings.
:P

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the_one_54321 wrote...

You know, some men can't grow chest hair. It's not an incredibly common feature among males. Especially the younger ones. I think you all should consider how your comments can hurt some folks feelings.
:P


Pft.

I have some and I dislike it, makes me feel like a damn dirty ape.

#5838
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Dave of Canada wrote...

So is Cassandra's hair supposed to be gray, white or something completely different?



Her hair was originally black. Dealing with Varric for five seconds gave her completely grey hair. :P

#5839
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Dave of Canada wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...

You know, some men can't grow chest hair. It's not an incredibly common feature among males. Especially the younger ones. I think you all should consider how your comments can hurt some folks feelings.
:P


Pft.

I have some and I dislike it, makes me feel like a damn dirty ape.


I agree. I have a little, but I know some people who look like bears.

#5840
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the_one_54321 wrote...

You know, some men can't grow chest hair. It's not an incredibly common feature among males. Especially the younger ones. I think you all should consider how your comments can hurt some folks feelings.
:P


Coming from someone who has had their hands on more models of either gender then you've probably had hot dinners (not in that way you pervs, I worked as a dresser backstage for shows during LFW and for my own/friends/professional shoots and such) I can confirm that the body ideal for both men and women is hairless.

Varric is hot regardless, naturally.

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Taiyama wrote...

Her hair was originally black. Dealing with Varric for five seconds gave her completely grey hair. :P


She could be like me... started greying at 17.

*cries*

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Lord_Valandil wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...
You know, some men can't grow chest hair. It's not an incredibly common feature among males. Especially the younger ones. I think you all should consider how your comments can hurt some folks feelings.
:P

Pft.

I have some and I dislike it, makes me feel like a damn dirty ape.

I agree. I have a little, but I know some people who look like bears.

But apparently it's the awesomest thing since fuzzy chins! My self esteem is in peril here...

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soignee wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...
You know, some men can't grow chest hair. It's not an incredibly common feature among males. Especially the younger ones. I think you all should consider how your comments can hurt some folks feelings.
:P

I can confirm that the body ideal for both men and women is hairless.

I like you. :happy:

#5844
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I propose that Isabela is our bouncer. All non-inclusive attitudes get the business end of her boot.

(Edit, also, JK about the chest hair condition. I have none myself. Due to being female. :B)

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 26 octobre 2010 - 10:19 .


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Back hair, anyone?



Excuse me while I try to do my typical sound of disgust - the sound Sideshow Bob makes every time he steps on a rake. It sounds very odd coming from me though.



Does Varric have back hair?

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Russalka wrote...

Back hair, anyone?

Excuse me while I try to do my typical sound of disgust - the sound Sideshow Bob makes every time he steps on a rake. It sounds very odd coming from me though.

Does Varric have back hair?


Back hair is a terrible thing.

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soignee wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...

You know, some men can't grow chest hair. It's not an incredibly common feature among males. Especially the younger ones. I think you all should consider how your comments can hurt some folks feelings.
:P


Coming from someone who has had their hands on more models of either gender then you've probably had hot dinners (not in that way you pervs, I worked as a dresser backstage for shows during LFW and for my own/friends/professional shoots and such) I can confirm that the body ideal for both men and women is hairless.

Varric is hot regardless, naturally.


I want to follow you around....just for your protection...yeah that's it:P

#5848
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the_one_54321 wrote...

soignee wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...
You know, some men can't grow chest hair. It's not an incredibly common feature among males. Especially the younger ones. I think you all should consider how your comments can hurt some folks feelings.
:P

I can confirm that the body ideal for both men and women is hairless.

I like you. :happy:



Beauty is subject to change. The ideal now might not be the same in five years, however. I predict more Varrics and bears, imo. 

On the subject of models; the "beautiful" ones that get the work for both catwalk abd print are the ones that: a) turn up on time (no one likes late models) and B) personality, or at least can fake a reasonably good impression.

Pretty faces are dime a dozen, imo. The ones that stand are the ones that got the cajones that go with it.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Due to being female.


You act like that should stop you.

#5850
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Due to being female.


You act like that should stop you.


LOL.