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#6201
Zanaide

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yukidama wrote...

Nah, I think Isabela probably has her own Summon Wench ability. Or Summon Wench and whatever the equivalent of a wench is for dudes.


Summon Basnick!

Somehow doesn't quite have the same ring..

Edit: Oh, oh.. I  found a good one. Summon Swain! :lol:

Modifié par Zanaide, 28 octobre 2010 - 06:07 .


#6202
mellifera

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Summon Orgy?


LOL, I hope they don't do that on the battlefield :blink:

#6203
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Neesee wrote...

I agree. I think they'd even argue a bit on who summons the better looking wench.

Hawke: They look the same...
Isabela and Varric: No they don't!


LOL! I reckon Isabela and Varric are very competitive with one another.

#6204
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Summon Orgy?


LOL, I hope they don't do that on the battlefield :blink:


I'd want to hear Varric narrate that part.

#6205
Bruddajakka

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I still think Varric's summon wench ability summons Orlesian Triplets.



Isabela's probably summons....Zevran. Or Drunkastair.

#6206
DiosMios

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Pseudocognition wrote...

So is it safe to conclude that Varric's Summon Wench ability summons Isabela?

That could've been incredibly awkward if Varric summoned her when the warden and maybe Alistair or anyone else were "with" her. She'd have to shapeshift to her new form when summoned and return exhausted, covered in blood, and different
appearance-wise. Also, it would be awkward to have conversations with
her only to have Varric summon her just as she began her tragic
backstory.:P

#6207
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Pseudocognition wrote...

So is it safe to conclude that Varric's Summon Wench ability summons Isabela?


Varric: *Casts Summon Wench*
*Waits*
Huh. That's odd...
*Casts Summon Wench again*
That's always worked before...
*Looks around, puzzled.*
Andraste's Sacred Knickers! Rivaini, would you quit picking up my bar wenches? I'm trying to get this glass refilled!

Isabela: But they're so cute! Summon me a big, strapping man next!

#6208
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

So is it safe to conclude that Varric's Summon Wench ability summons Isabela?


Varric: *Casts Summon Wench*
*Waits*
Huh. That's odd...
*Casts Summon Wench again*
That's always worked before...
*Looks around, puzzled.*
Andraste's Sacred Knickers! Rivaini, would you quit picking up my bar wenches? I'm trying to get this glass refilled!

Isabela: But they're so cute! Summon me a big, strapping man next!


Isabela the wench leech! Amazing <3

#6209
Anarya

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Summon Beefcake!

#6210
Anarya

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So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.

#6211
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Anarya wrote...

So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.


I wonder who rides who? It could go both ways..

#6212
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Anarya wrote...

So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.


If not, there's always fanfiction.

#6213
mellifera

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Anarya wrote...

So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.


Only if my Hawke gets to join :crying::unsure::(:blush:

#6214
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Anarya wrote...

So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.


DuranDuran of House Aeducan certainly has.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 28 octobre 2010 - 06:22 .


#6215
mellifera

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DuranDuran? LOL.

#6216
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Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.


DuranDuran of House Aeducan certainly has.


:blink::D

Athena Aeducan awaits her turn.

#6217
Sheryl Chee

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Anarya wrote...

So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.


Nooooo. They are buddies and co-conspirators! 

#6218
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I just envisioned Isabela as the "food taster" of your companions.



"He's all clear, Hawke, have at 'im. Watch out, though, he's a tickler."

#6219
Anarya

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Never sampled the Merchant Prince's wares, eh?

#6220
Dave of Canada

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Sheryl Chee wrote...

Anarya wrote...

So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.


Nooooo. They are buddies and co-conspirators! 


Oh god. That avatar confused me so badly, Sheryl. I was like... "Huh... *sees Bioware tag* What?"

#6221
Bruddajakka

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Sheryl Chee wrote...

Anarya wrote...

So, uh, I wonder if Isabela has taken a ride on the wild dwarven stallion, ifyaknowwhatImean.


Nooooo. They are buddies and co-conspirators! 


Ahhh so your saying she's done business with Varric's Carta...I mean Mafia...I mean Legitimate Business Men's club? 
Also how old is she? 

#6222
Dave of Canada

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Bruddajakka wrote...

Also how old is she? 


If I had to take a guess, mid-twenties to late-twenties. She can't be too young because she was married (and I haven't heard of extremely child/teen marriages in Origins), she's an experienced pirate/captain and that isn't something that's a hidden talent. I'd sit around... 27-30

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Edit: Varric... I wouldn't even be able to guess how old he'd be.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 28 octobre 2010 - 06:31 .


#6223
Zanaide

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Dave of Canada wrote...

If I had to take a guess, mid-twenties to late-twenties. She can't be too young because she was married (and I haven't heard of extremely child/teen marriages in Origins), she's an experienced pirate/captain and that isn't something that's a hidden talent. I'd sit around... 27-30


Why can't she be in her early thirties? 32 isn't that old.. *Whimpers*

:crying:

#6224
Anarya

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I can see her being in her 30s.

#6225
Dave of Canada

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Zanaide wrote...

Why can't she be in her early thirties? 32 isn't that old.. *Whimpers*


I'd also say early 30s, however I'm just basing it off the other romance interests in Bioware games that tend to be mid-twenties to late-twenties. Sheryl could be playing with us all and simply changed the usual "formula" and I'd be like ":O" for a few seconds, though my guess is based off experience and what I think.