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#601
namedforthemoon

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Calla S wrote...

zahra wrote...
I am actually not a pro-dwarf sort of person but alas Varric has successfully turned me.

On that note why is the in-game version not as hot as the artwork version? HOW DARE THEY! WHY WON'T YOU LET HIM BE GREAT BIOWARE! WHY!!!

Another convert!

The way I see it, there's still quite some time left for Varric to be tweaked into the man we all expected. Or, really, time for us to get used to the hairy sob we're given. :3

namedforthemoon wrote...
Well, he's older here. Maybe by ten years, anyway. So he aged a bit to look like old Captain Kirk. So since he's telling a story that happened in the past, I'm sure his younger self has less grey in his beard and he's not got that old man chubby look.

Holy crap, that's true. I didn't even think about that. WHOA. Mind = blown.


I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic. Care to enlighten me? B)

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Dave of Canada

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All new converts, go to page two for processing.

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zahra

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Anarya wrote...

I like to eat. Did you bring Malaysian food?


I live in Malaysia. What do you want? I'm about to go out and grab a bite. B)

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Calla S

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namedforthemoon wrote...
I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic. Care to enlighten me? B)

I'm being 100% serious! I completely forgot this scene was in the "future." I got so little sleep last night, I haven't been the brightest crayon in the toolbox today.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

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Next comic should have him shave a heart or someone's name on his chest.
During the interogation, shaves Cassandra's name and a heart on his chest, just to remember the day until it grows back. Or whoever.


Varric never forgives.
Varric never forgets.


Even when he drinks.

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fangirls got owned :D
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Calla S

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Ollys wrote...

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fangirls got owned :D
(most clever photoshop evar)

Lol, you so funny.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

All new converts, go to page two for processing.


*shiny eyes*

By processing do you mean rolling around in a silken carpet made out of Varric's chest hair?

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Calla S

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zahra wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
All new converts, go to page two for processing.

*shiny eyes*

By processing do you mean rolling around in a silken carpet made out of Varric's chest hair?

I like you. I like you a lot.

By processing, he means being bombarded with images of Varric while being doused in fine Antivan oils and drinking from our dwarven stud's special cellar.

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Saraphial wrote...

 Whyyyyyyyyyyy?! :crying:

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THAT'S VARRIC?!!!What is this...I don't even...wha...WHY?!Posted Image

Yeah hopefully the make changes to...that.Or his younger self looks waaaaay better.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

All new converts, go to page two for processing.


Ok, I'm not a new convert, I was in the beginning half of the first thread, and just started again in this second thread. Missed the second page, saw it, and now I can never forget.... BRILLIANT! Kudos/internets/cookies to those who made those images.

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While I can't see my femHawke romancing Varric--though to be 100% honest she's such a conniving B*TCH I have a hard time seeing her romancing anyone successfully--I am fully in support of the Varric love. We need more suave, snarky LIs. Zev was only the beginning.

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Calla S wrote...

zahra wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
All new converts, go to page two for processing.

*shiny eyes*

By processing do you mean rolling around in a silken carpet made out of Varric's chest hair?

I like you. I like you a lot.

By processing, he means being bombarded with images of Varric while being doused in fine Antivan oils and drinking from our dwarven stud's special cellar.


Oh, theres nothing wrong with touching the images right? Right??? *crazed gleam in eye*

Aaaannd.... the rolling around happens after processing? *looks hopeful*

I promise not to do it naked! I'll even put my pants back on! 

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Ollys wrote...

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fangirls got owned :D
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thread winner. (:ph34r:salutes)

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zahra

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Fangirl17 wrote...

Saraphial wrote...

 Whyyyyyyyyyyy?! :crying:

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THAT'S VARRIC?!!!What is this...I don't even...wha...WHY?!Posted Image

Yeah hopefully the make changes to...that.Or his younger self looks waaaaay better.


I KNOW RIGHT.

This is obviously a conspiracy by jealous devs who don't have robust hair growth in the chest area and therefore cannot even begin to hope to achieve the same level of pure win.

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Fangirl17

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Dang Dave,thanks for posting all of that awesomeness on page 2.Now Im all caught up with the Varric fandom ^^

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As namedforthemoon pointed out, the Varric in the screenshot is 10 years older than the Varric we'll no doubt meet upon entering Kirkwall. A lot can happen in 10 years! I still hold out hope that they're not completely finished with his look, but I want some Varric lovin' regardless. :wub:

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Ollys wrote...

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Youre like chomping an already fallen tree, man... that is EVIL  lol Posted Image

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I woke up restless from a nightmare just to see that someone brought Twilight into this thread!



Oh and don't go all "Hawke's kissy girl is fugly" thread now, is it in-game or cinematic? If it's the latter, then no one has to worry.

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Calla S

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Russalka wrote...
I woke up restless from a nightmare just to see that someone brought Twilight into this thread!

Oh and don't go all "Hawke's kissy girl is fugly" thread now, is it in-game or cinematic? If it's the latter, then no one has to worry.

I really don't get why anyone brought Twilight into the mix. I think Robert Pattison is ugly as sin and would rather romance a Harvester than anyone remotely resembling him. Still, the doomsayers will say their doom. I'm remaining optimistic.

Plus, Hawke's kissy girl is totally hot.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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SirShreK

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Calla S wrote...

As namedforthemoon pointed out, the Varric in the screenshot is 10 years older than the Varric we'll no doubt meet upon entering Kirkwall. A lot can happen in 10 years! I still hold out hope that they're not completely finished with his look, but I want some Varric lovin' regardless. :wub:


Eternal optimism. See it blossom here....

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Thank God the Hawke's-kissy-girl-is-fugly thread got locked. I hope it won't continue in other ones. She is beautiful in my opinion.



In any case, it is too early to make any assumptions on what all the characters are really going to look like. And I just have to be hypocritical in saying that Farad-... I mean default male Hawke is hawt ands will probably remain that way. x_x

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SirShreK wrote...
Eternal optimism. See it blossom here....

And? There is absolutely nothing wrong with a little optimism. Given the game is eight months from release, I'd say they have some time to tweak his image. And even if they don't, it's been his personality that Mary was sure we'd love. Well, his personality and his chest hair.

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brain_damage wrote...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Someone made a site just for that? While funny, some youtube vids are better because they show many NOOOOOOO's from multiple movies, but still a funny site.