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Elrena

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

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That is amazing! :o


And it even leaves out Minsc's explanation of how he hid Boo from Irenicus at the beginning of Baldur's Gate 2!  I'll let someone else fill in the gap on explain that one.

... I miss Minsc ...


As do I...as do I.
Perhaps there may be some kind of incomprehensible and obscure cameo role for him in DA2? One can always hope:innocent:

Also, GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!
I remember just sitting and laughing whenever I tried to touch Boo :devil:

Modifié par Elrena, 01 novembre 2010 - 07:28 .


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Patriciachr34

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I wonder if Bianca will be Boo-like in nature. That would be interesting indeed.

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bsbcaer

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If only Thedas was in the Forgotten Realms and FR wasn't copywritten (and if the Developers didn't want to do a world of their own intellectual property), then there could be a Minsc/Boo cameo...



That being said, we all know that Dwarves (surface and otherwise) are avid Hockey fans (hey have to do something to keep cool)...So, which team does Varric follow? I'd say the Kirkwall Canards (team was based off of a famous story by the Bard Dis knee) although his parents were obviously fans of the Orzamar anklebiters...

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Elrena wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Elrena wrote...

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But Bianca is his weapon...how would that work?


..hmmm...Okay, it could be like Devil's Bane was for Valen then! You could unquip it, but couldn't sell it or remove it from his inventory <3


Ok I can live with that.


Anything that relates Varric to Valen is awesome in my book :lol: :wub:


Valen.. ok I was thinking Babylon 5, sorry.

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Thandal N'Lyman

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For all you Minsc (and Boo) fans out there, (myself included)
 CHECK THIS:  http://www.dragonage...ile.php?id=1836  Posted Image

My understanding is that the authors have already received permission from the appropriate copyright holders, and are hard at work with the complete   BG2 - Redux  project.  (And yes, this initial taste does include the explanation of how Minsc managed to keep Boo with him in Irenicus' Dungeon.)

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 01 novembre 2010 - 06:09 .


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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Bianca will be Boo-like in nature. That would be interesting indeed.


I wonder where Varric hides Bianca. :D

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ErichHartmann wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Bianca will be Boo-like in nature. That would be interesting indeed.


I wonder where Varric hides Bianca. :D


He doesn't have to hide it...They just take one look at his chest hair, get so mesmorized by it, and completely forget about the massive crossbow at his side!

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bsbcaer wrote...

He doesn't have to hide it...They just take one look at his chest hair, get so mesmorized by it, and completely forget about the massive crossbow at his side!


Bianca: This is not the dwarf you are looking for.
Guard: This is not... the... dwarf...
Bianca: Move along.
Chest Hair: [caught in a dazzling ray of sunshine]
Guard: Huh. I, uh. Alright then. Carry on.

#6459
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I haven't ever played Baldur's Gate, or Neverwinter Nights... I can't seem to find either one. Although, I have finally played Knights of the Old Republic, and am working on a play through of Jade Empire. (I really wish you could change hair and outfits in Jade Empire...)



Bioware games. They just seem to get better and better.



And I keep telling you guys, Varric is an LI. Just wait, you'll see, you'll see!

#6460
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Baldur's Gate was amazing, its too bad you never had the chance to play. There really is a reason why soo many regard it as one of if the the best Rpg ever created. It makes the top xx lists every time. Both games individually had the most playable party members of any bioware game. There were MANY memorable personalities.



It is older though and most young people dismiss it just on graphics before giving it a chance to grab your soul, suck you in and forever change your view on RPG's



I just started a new playthrough of the series (prob my 13th-14th) im in for about 200 hours at least over 2 games and expansions.

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you can get the original Baldurs Gate from Good Old Games for about 10 bucks: www.gog.com



Went and bought it after Sylvius was complaining about tone and roleplaying and decided to take his method for a test drive. Played my tone as the most sarcastic type of guy I could be (kind of like David Spade) and it immediately took me out of the game. The game isn't bad (prefered KOTOR) but I don't think it's the absolute bestest game like sime people claim (no offense Tiax)

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I own both BG games, but I've never actually played 'em. I think I started the first and got a little side-tracked by other games. I should probably play it...

...And I missed the Whedon talk. Dammit. I'd just like to say that I loved Spike in seasons 2-5, but despised him after that. Especially season seven of Buffy. Oh, god... That season in general was terrible.

Modifié par Temet Nosce, 01 novembre 2010 - 10:34 .


#6463
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Temet Nosce wrote...

I own both BG games, but I've never actually played 'em. I think I started the first and got a little side-tracked by other games. I should probably play it...

...And I missed the Whedon talk. Dammit. I'd just like to say that I loved spike in seasons 2-5, but despised him after that. Especially season seven of Buffy. Oh, god... That season in general was terrible.


He got good again once he moved over to Angel though.

#6464
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Can I sign on to this thread? I've been lurking for ages. It's utterly shameful.



But you guys are crazyawesome, especially all the Varric art. And of course, chest hair. Not enough games have it.

Frankly, I wouldn't mind if Varric was a LI. It would be different, and dwarves really need love. Even though I'm sure Hawke could only be second in Varric's heart. It's hard to top the sheer sexiness of Bianca.



(Though I'm still kinda holding out for Nathaniel. Please BioWare? *sigh* I can dream...)

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Welcome to the thread, Ser Fish <3

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Bianca will be Boo-like in nature. That would be interesting indeed.


"Go for the groin, Bianca! Go for the groin!"


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Ashwraith wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Bianca will be Boo-like in nature. That would be interesting indeed.


"Go for the groin, Bianca! Go for the groin!"


:lol:

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Patriciachr34

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Ashwraith wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Bianca will be Boo-like in nature. That would be interesting indeed.


"Go for the groin, Bianca! Go for the groin!"

Lol!  The perfect end to a delightfull evening.  Now I can have happy Varric dreams to take me into a paper filled tomorrow.

#6469
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Ashwraith wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Bianca will be Boo-like in nature. That would be interesting indeed.


"Go for the groin, Bianca! Go for the groin!"


There are no words for how epic that is :lol:

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Ashwraith wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Bianca will be Boo-like in nature. That would be interesting indeed.


"Go for the groin, Bianca! Go for the groin!"

LOL! I am now happier than I was. I'm on my PS3 since I didn't get my laptop back today. I hope they get it back to me tomorrow. I think I will snuggle up on the chest hair to comfort me.

mmm... coconut...

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namedforthemoon wrote...
And I keep telling you guys, Varric is an LI. Just wait, you'll see, you'll see!


The oracle of the Varric Chantry has spoken! Now let's just wait for Mary's confirmation :naive optimism!:

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...
And I keep telling you guys, Varric is an LI. Just wait, you'll see, you'll see!


The oracle of the Varric Chantry has spoken! Now let's just wait for Mary's confirmation :naive optimism!:


Namedforthemoon is Cassandra's evil twin. Everyone believes in her profecies and she's not gonna get raped in a temple of the justice goddess.

#6473
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Dhiro wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...
And I keep telling you guys, Varric is an LI. Just wait, you'll see, you'll see!


The oracle of the Varric Chantry has spoken! Now let's just wait for Mary's confirmation :naive optimism!:


Namedforthemoon is Cassandra's evil twin.


That would explain the goatee.

#6474
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Namedforthemoon has spoken. All other arguments are invalid.

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Just when I was looking to start one