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[Anarya]

I demand an illustration of drunk Varric for this week's DVT.

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

@Yuki: Hulking out, followed by that. Oh god DVT won't come fast enough.

It should be this week's official prompt. Varric, insane and distraught over Bianca going missing.

(Must include melodramatic ripping of shirt. Well, not must, but preferable)

Modifié par yukidama, 02 novembre 2010 - 09:14 .

[Dhiro]

I demand drunk Varric with Bianca!



...I just hope I don't have to fight with Bianca for Varric's heart.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

It shall be so!

[mellifera]

Oh, and drunk! How many bottles of wine would it take?

[Dave of Canada]

I'd see him like that guy Alistair talked about, while everybody is passed out drunk we have Varric sitting in a corner still drinking.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

All of them. It would take all the wine. All of it. All wine is required to intoxicate Varric.

[the_one_54321]

Dwarves don't drink wine.

[Patriciachr34]

the_one_54321 wrote...

JohnEplar wrote...
Well coiffed, handsome and roguishly charming, John Epler is the Varric of the DA2 Cinematic Design team. Except 6'3".

Thoughts?

John Epler has exceeded the maximum height requirements for the true awesomeness that is Varric.  However, as he is a Bioware developer, he comes in a close second.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

(Does anyone else have this problem where they submit something and it doesn't show up for a minute?)

Edit: NVM, it posted.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 02 novembre 2010 - 09:22 .

[the_one_54321]

Pseudocognition wrote...
(Does anyone else have this problem where they submit something and it doesn't show up for a minute?)

Yes. It's server trafic.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Thought so. Thanks.



Varric can't stand server traffic >_>

[Anarya]

the_one_54321 wrote...

Dwarves don't drink wine.

Correct. Dwarves don't drink wine except when they do.

[mellifera]

the_one_54321 wrote...

Dwarves don't drink wine.

Sure they do. Varric does, and he's a dwarf.

It's not like the minute a dwarf puts a wine glass to their mouth their lips seal themselves shut until they get a proper stein full of ale...

[the_one_54321]

yukidama wrote...
It's not like the minute a dwarf puts a wine glass to their mouth their lips seal themselves shut until they get a proper stein full of ale...

This may be the most shocking suggestion anyone has made on these forums. Ever.

[mellifera]

the_one_54321 wrote...

yukidama wrote...
It's not like the minute a dwarf puts a wine glass to their mouth their lips seal themselves shut until they get a proper stein full of ale...

This may be the most shocking suggestion anyone has made on these forums. Ever.

[lv12medic]

the_one_54321 wrote...

yukidama wrote...
It's not like the minute a dwarf puts a wine glass to their mouth their lips seal themselves shut until they get a proper stein full of ale...

This may be the most shocking suggestion anyone has made on these forums. Ever.

Everybody knows Dwarves' lips seal shut if they try to drink anything without an alcohol content of atleast 3%.

[Ser Fish]

Heh. Drunk Varric.

Hawke: Hey, Varric, what's that you've got there?

Varric: What's this?

Hawke: Oh Maker no.

Varric: WHAT'S THIS?

Hawke: Just... forget I said anything.

Varric: THIS. IS. BIANCAAAAAAAAAAA! *falls over drunkenly*

Isabela: ... I'll drink to that!

[the_one_54321]

I was under the impression that 7 or 8% was the min. I mean, even humans brew beer with 10%...

[lv12medic]

the_one_54321 wrote...

I was under the impression that 7 or 8% was the min. I mean, even humans brew beer with 10%...

It doesn't mean that anyone has to like it, water down swill as it may be, but thats the minimum cut off before the magic seal kicks in...

Or something.  I'm making this stuff up as I go.

[the_one_54321]

lv12medic wrote...

Or something.  I'm making this stuff up as I go.

That's called "writing." And you're doing great.

[Cutlasskiwi]

Anarya wrote...

I demand an illustration of drunk Varric for this week's DVT.

Yes please! I would do it myself but I have yet to move on from my stick figure drawing phase.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Dave of Canada wrote...

I'd see him like that guy Alistair talked about, while everybody is passed out drunk we have Varric sitting in a corner still drinking.

OOh, Varric and Isabela.

Everyone else regains consciousness to find the two finally passed out, but no one can determine or remember the winner. Forever a tie. D:

[Margaret_TheElf]

Ser Fish wrote...

Heh. Drunk Varric.
Hawke: Hey, Varric, what's that you've got there?
Varric: What's this?
Hawke: Oh Maker no.
Varric: WHAT'S THIS?
Hawke: Just... forget I said anything.
Varric: THIS. IS. BIANCAAAAAAAAAAA! *falls over drunkenly*
Isabela: ... I'll drink to that!

Bianca reminds me of another guy and his weapon named Bianca, from AC2....his name has slipped mah mind.

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

I'd see him like that guy Alistair talked about, while everybody is passed out drunk we have Varric sitting in a corner still drinking.

OOh, Varric and Isabela.

Everyone else regains consciousness to find the two finally passed out, but no one can determine or remember the winner. Forever a tie. D:

At the end of the universe all that will be left is Varric and Isabla, trying to win a drinking contest.