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#6601
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Not a clue. Could be fun though 8D Eeeee the wait and guess and see game, I love it.

#6602
mellifera

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I am too impatient for this stuff! I need to magically forget about DA2 until it is time to pick it up in the store, lol.

#6603
Anarya

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Hard to say without knowing when the time skips occur. But it could be like: follow the Hawkes out of Lothering and to the Free Marches til they arrive in Kirkwall, then skip a year while they find a place to live and get settled and whatever, rejoin poor downtrodden refugee Hawke, meet Varric and Isabela. Or something.

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Anarya

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yukidama wrote...

I am too impatient for this stuff! I need to magically forget about DA2 until it is time to pick it up in the store, lol.


I'm still considering cryogenic storage til March.

#6605
Dave of Canada

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It'll be like Fable 1/2. You start the game decently and then suddenly you go off into prison for ten years, resulting in your going out and killing the last boss almost immediately afterward.

#6606
Anarya

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God no, that would be so lame.

#6607
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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That just makes me want to never play Fable. D:

#6608
Calla S

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What is this prison nonsense? 

No.

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happy place happy place happy place 

#6609
Anarya

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*sigh* Sawyer :wub:

I can't tell what he's reading in that shot. 

#6610
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I think you are overestimating the resemblance between this Sawyer fellow and Varric XD



But, thread meme is thread meme.

#6611
Calla S

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It's the hair. And the fact that now I for some reason equate Varric with a set of reading glasses. Hm. Glasses!Varric is one of my favorites.

#6612
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Glasses Varric is indeed very classy.



Maybe when he's drunk he pretends to be Sawyer. Not that I know what that entails. Google tells me it might be sexy.

#6613
Bruddajakka

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Pseudocognition wrote...

I think you are overestimating the resemblance between this Sawyer fellow and Varric XD

But, thread meme is thread meme.


They really do look alike though.

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So... ...Varric as a human is Sawyer?



This makes me a bit happier.

#6615
upsettingshorts

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Ugh, LOST. If DA:2 introduces eight million threads and pays off six of them like that show I will make Sylvius seem quaint and reasonable on these forums.

Edit: I just realized every time I post in this thread I'm wildly off topic.  Ignore me.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 03 novembre 2010 - 03:57 .


#6616
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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/tilts head and squints



Okay. Maybe. A little. Vaguely.

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Leonia

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So.. back to the topic of a drinking contest between Isabela and Varric.. wouldn't it be more awesome if Drunk Alistair was involved?

Modifié par leonia42, 03 novembre 2010 - 05:28 .


#6618
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I'm a lurker in this thread, but I just finished playing Kane & Lynch 2 (it's awful - do not bother) and halfway through the game I said outloud "Kane sounds awfully familiar...".  Behold, he's voiced by Brian Bloom!  The game became slightly more enjoyable after that discovery.

He sounded similar to the DA2 trailer (enough that I recognized him), so for the rest of the game I was imagining this horrible, vulgar language being spoken by Varric.  :P

#6619
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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If it's Happy Drunk Alistair yes! But if it's rejected and not-King drunk Alistair... sads :(

#6620
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Pseudocognition wrote...

If it's Happy Drunk Alistair yes! But if it's rejected and not-King drunk Alistair... sads :(


I'm sure Varric could cheer him up :wub:

#6621
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric running around a tavern in his undies would be hysterical, though. It probably takes quite a bit to get him drunk but...

Varric: WHERE'S BIANCA
Hawke: [whistles, hiding Bianca under the table]
Varric: WHERE'S... MY... BIANCA
Hawke & Co: [giggle]
Varric: [rips clothes off] BIANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


Then he goes around in his underwear all snot-nosed and red faced demanding if any of the people in the tavern have seen his wife.


:o
Totally imagined him ripping his shirt in slow-mo...

I request Drunk Varric tearing his shirt off for DVT!

#6622
Elrena

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Isabella: ...This one time, in Denerim-
Varric: Here we go, (smirks) another 'this one time in' story. You've got flair, Izzy, you just lack imagination.
Isabella:
(continues as though Varric had not spoken, but cutting him an evil
glare) in Denerim, I was staying at the local brothel, when this group
of misbegotton adventures walk in.They see me take down a couple of
drunken stiffs, then the leader-cute little thing, red hair, blue eyes
and the most scandalously delcious mage robes-sways her way over to me.
Varric: (raises an eyebrow, sips wine) Oh? Now we're getting somewhere.
Isabella: Her name was...oh, what was it...Amell. That was it.
Fem!Hawke: (blinks) What?
Isabella: Yup, Amell. Anyway, one thing leads to another and me, her, her little chantry friend and old Zevvie went to go 'board my ship', if you know what I mean-
Fem!Hawke: *faints*
isabella: (eyes the unconcious Hawke) What's her problem?
Varric: (smirks) She just found out that hedonism is a family trait.

Lame, but a plausible scenario :)

Modifié par Elrena, 03 novembre 2010 - 08:44 .


#6623
Bruddajakka

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Beat you to it by a couple days ;) But yeah I could totally see that.

#6624
Elrena

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Bruddajakka wrote...

Beat you to it by a couple days ;) But yeah I could totally see that.



...damn. Missed that :( Aw well, I'll come up with something else :lol: ANYTHING is possible! ANYTHING! The Chest Hair commands us :wub:

#6625
Bruddajakka

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Here's to hoping that Varric, and Issy have some long detailed party banter.