Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**
#6601
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:17
#6602
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:19
#6603
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:24
#6604
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:26
yukidama wrote...
I am too impatient for this stuff! I need to magically forget about DA2 until it is time to pick it up in the store, lol.
I'm still considering cryogenic storage til March.
#6605
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:26
#6606
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:28
#6607
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:40
#6608
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:41
No.

happy place happy place happy place
#6609
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:43
I can't tell what he's reading in that shot.
#6610
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:47
But, thread meme is thread meme.
#6611
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:48
#6612
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:50
Maybe when he's drunk he pretends to be Sawyer. Not that I know what that entails. Google tells me it might be sexy.
#6613
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:51
Pseudocognition wrote...
I think you are overestimating the resemblance between this Sawyer fellow and Varric XD
But, thread meme is thread meme.
They really do look alike though.
#6614
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Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:54
Guest_Temet Nosce_*
This makes me a bit happier.
#6615
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:56
Edit: I just realized every time I post in this thread I'm wildly off topic. Ignore me.
Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 03 novembre 2010 - 03:57 .
#6616
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 03:58
Okay. Maybe. A little. Vaguely.
#6617
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 05:26
Modifié par leonia42, 03 novembre 2010 - 05:28 .
#6618
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 05:28
He sounded similar to the DA2 trailer (enough that I recognized him), so for the rest of the game I was imagining this horrible, vulgar language being spoken by Varric.
#6619
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 05:29
#6620
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 05:34
Pseudocognition wrote...
If it's Happy Drunk Alistair yes! But if it's rejected and not-King drunk Alistair... sads
I'm sure Varric could cheer him up
#6621
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 06:44
Pseudocognition wrote...
Varric running around a tavern in his undies would be hysterical, though. It probably takes quite a bit to get him drunk but...
Varric: WHERE'S BIANCA
Hawke: [whistles, hiding Bianca under the table]
Varric: WHERE'S... MY... BIANCA
Hawke & Co: [giggle]
Varric: [rips clothes off] BIANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Then he goes around in his underwear all snot-nosed and red faced demanding if any of the people in the tavern have seen his wife.
Totally imagined him ripping his shirt in slow-mo...
I request Drunk Varric tearing his shirt off for DVT!
#6622
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 08:42
Varric: Here we go, (smirks) another 'this one time in' story. You've got flair, Izzy, you just lack imagination.
Isabella:
(continues as though Varric had not spoken, but cutting him an evil
glare) in Denerim, I was staying at the local brothel, when this group
of misbegotton adventures walk in.They see me take down a couple of
drunken stiffs, then the leader-cute little thing, red hair, blue eyes
and the most scandalously delcious mage robes-sways her way over to me.
Varric: (raises an eyebrow, sips wine) Oh? Now we're getting somewhere.
Isabella: Her name was...oh, what was it...Amell. That was it.
Fem!Hawke: (blinks) What?
Isabella: Yup, Amell. Anyway, one thing leads to another and me, her, her little chantry friend and old Zevvie went to go 'board my ship', if you know what I mean-
Fem!Hawke: *faints*
isabella: (eyes the unconcious Hawke) What's her problem?
Varric: (smirks) She just found out that hedonism is a family trait.
Lame, but a plausible scenario
Modifié par Elrena, 03 novembre 2010 - 08:44 .
#6623
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 08:56
#6624
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 08:58
Bruddajakka wrote...
Beat you to it by a couple daysBut yeah I could totally see that.
...damn. Missed that
#6625
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 09:02




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