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#6626
Elrena

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Hopefully about random wenches-or Fem!Hawke's-huge tracts of land. Or Male!Hawke's codpiece. ...I wonder if our characters can blush. That would be awesome.

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Elrena wrote...

Hopefully about random wenches-or Fem!Hawke's-huge tracts of land. Or Male!Hawke's codpiece. ...I wonder if our characters can blush. That would be awesome.


Oh I hope so, I also hope that the camera angle during conversations will be better (I got so annoyed sometimes with the "over the shoulder" cam in Origins that prevented us from seeing our own characters faces most of the time but given they had no voiced lines maybe that wasn't so bad..) so that we can see such emotion on our characters' faces. There certainly was blushing in Origins, unless I am totally making that up but I can swear that Alistair and others do it with some dialogue. Omg, just imagine a blushing Varric.. <3

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Alternatively they could tease Bethany about her rather sizable country side estates.

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leonia42 wrote...

Elrena wrote...

Hopefully about random wenches-or Fem!Hawke's-huge tracts of land. Or Male!Hawke's codpiece. ...I wonder if our characters can blush. That would be awesome.


Oh I hope so, I also hope that the camera angle during conversations will be better (I got so annoyed sometimes with the "over the shoulder" cam in Origins that prevented us from seeing our own characters faces most of the time but given they had no voiced lines maybe that wasn't so bad..) so that we can see such emotion on our characters' faces. There certainly was blushing in Origins, unless I am totally making that up but I can swear that Alistair and others do it with some dialogue. Omg, just imagine a blushing Varric.. <3


That is a physical impossibility. Varric has been everywhere, done everything (and everyone) and therefore has +25 resistance to blushes. The only place on his entire body he can blush is his chest, and his loyal Chesthair hides this weakness from the world in a thick lattice of coconut scented softness. B)

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Bruddajakka wrote...

Alternatively they could tease Bethany about her rather sizable country side estates.


Great metaphor.

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Bruddajakka wrote...

Alternatively they could tease Bethany about her rather sizable country side estates.


Great metaphor.


Thanks. Have to admit it just came to me. But I do regret that we're unable to romance Bethany as she is really quite attractive.

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Bruddajakka wrote...

Thanks. Have to admit it just came to me. But I do regret that we're unable to romance Bethany as she is really quite attractive.


I imagine it's something like growing up with a hot sister or cousin.  And no, you shouldn't sleep with her either.

I have a hot first cousin.  Too bad he' s a dude who looks like Josh Hartnett and I'm a straight man.  Oh, and he's my first cousin.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 03 novembre 2010 - 10:25 .


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Wow, Upsettingshorts is totally in love with his dude first cousin.... joking. anyways it is sad that Bethany, the hottest girl showcased so far, is your sister and has no chance at being romancable. I mean i'm gonna be doing Isabela while thinking I wish it could be Bethany .. wierd stuff man.

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Tiax Rules All wrote...

Wow, Upsettingshorts is totally in love with jealous of his dude first cousin.... joking.


Very much so.  The bastard.

#6635
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Too bad they couldn't have made it a Dawn Star style situation...I mean it's so easy to do. Just have Hawke/ette have been given to the family by Flemeth when he was a child. But no they have to be biologically related.

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I still reserving some hope that Hawke is adopted

#6637
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You know being adopted still doesn't make it okay to sleep with your sister, right? It is still just as creepy.



All it means is now your babies wont come out all funny lookin and cross eyed.

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ShrinkingFish wrote...

You know being adopted still doesn't make it okay to sleep with your sister, right? It is still just as creepy.

All it means is now your babies wont come out all funny lookin and cross eyed.


This x1000

#6639
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Hey, I just thought of something. A bunch of pages ago, someone made an awesome comment about Varric pulling an Obi-Wan 'These are not the [insert words] you are looking for,' with his chest hair.
What if he could go the other way, and do a Vader? Have the chest hair rush out and just choke someone to death, while he reaches out his hand :o That would be so cool :wub:

Also, I'm fairly sure Varric doesn't want incest in his thread. Unless it is the semi-incestuous pairings of Varric/Chesthair or Varric/Varrica B)

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Anarya wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

You know being adopted still doesn't make it okay to sleep with your sister, right? It is still just as creepy.

All it means is now your babies wont come out all funny lookin and cross eyed.


This x1000


You have an adopted sibling too, I see.

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ShrinkingFish wrote...

Anarya wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

You know being adopted still doesn't make it okay to sleep with your sister, right? It is still just as creepy.

All it means is now your babies wont come out all funny lookin and cross eyed.


This x1000


You have an adopted sibling too, I see.


Actually I don't. I have a biological sibling, I just agree with you. I did know some people who were adopted, including my childhood best friend and her (also adopted, no biological relation) brother. There was zero difference between that family dynamic and mine, so being adopted would make it no less creepy.

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Shes not MY sister, its Hawkes sister. Who happens to be the best looking female in the Free Marches

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/wakes up and looks around

Oh, great. Creepy derailment D:

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That's the only possible justification that doesn't make one sound like a total creep.

Sadly, you are playing Hawke, and Hawke is the one actually doin' the romancin'. So it's an invalid justification... for it being a romance in the game. Not being a fan of Bethany yourself.

So there.  Back to your regularly scheduled only-slightly odd Varric admiration.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 03 novembre 2010 - 12:16 .


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Yeah but you want to make Hawke sleep with her, which is creepy.

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I hope there are a lot of bro moments with Varric. As well was romance for the ladies (or guys, if you're into that).



Though, beyond romance, considering what they've told about Varric, I'd be very surprised if there was not a friendship path with him at the very least.

#6647
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Way back when I made a joke about think about Bethany while romancing Isabela. Thats all I was doing. I'm not the creepy really, I have a half sister. Was just joking .Yes Hawke sleeping with Bethany = creepy, Me wishing Bethany was romancable in a joke or commenting on her looks = not creepy



anyways its off topic so im done with that anyways.

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Sigh.. thanks God, to play Hawkess, and don´t must think about this.. or...hmm.. ;-)

#6649
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Honestly I'm all for being able to romance Varric. I probably won't do it. But I can definitely see his appeal. So here's to hoping an equally attractive non human LI appears for us guys.

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Bruddajakka wrote...

Honestly I'm all for being able to romance Varric. I probably won't do it. But I can definitely see his appeal. So here's to hoping an equally attractive non human LI appears for us guys.


You really would date Varric?.. sigh.. i hope, there will be more largely men.. Posted Image