Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 2.0 **Finest Dwarven Craft**
#6626
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 09:09
#6627
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 09:15
Elrena wrote...
Hopefully about random wenches-or Fem!Hawke's-huge tracts of land. Or Male!Hawke's codpiece. ...I wonder if our characters can blush. That would be awesome.
Oh I hope so, I also hope that the camera angle during conversations will be better (I got so annoyed sometimes with the "over the shoulder" cam in Origins that prevented us from seeing our own characters faces most of the time but given they had no voiced lines maybe that wasn't so bad..) so that we can see such emotion on our characters' faces. There certainly was blushing in Origins, unless I am totally making that up but I can swear that Alistair and others do it with some dialogue. Omg, just imagine a blushing Varric.. <3
#6628
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 09:15
#6629
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 09:23
leonia42 wrote...
Elrena wrote...
Hopefully about random wenches-or Fem!Hawke's-huge tracts of land. Or Male!Hawke's codpiece. ...I wonder if our characters can blush. That would be awesome.
Oh I hope so, I also hope that the camera angle during conversations will be better (I got so annoyed sometimes with the "over the shoulder" cam in Origins that prevented us from seeing our own characters faces most of the time but given they had no voiced lines maybe that wasn't so bad..) so that we can see such emotion on our characters' faces. There certainly was blushing in Origins, unless I am totally making that up but I can swear that Alistair and others do it with some dialogue. Omg, just imagine a blushing Varric.. <3
That is a physical impossibility. Varric has been everywhere, done everything (and everyone) and therefore has +25 resistance to blushes. The only place on his entire body he can blush is his chest, and his loyal Chesthair hides this weakness from the world in a thick lattice of coconut scented softness.
#6630
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 10:00
Bruddajakka wrote...
Alternatively they could tease Bethany about her rather sizable country side estates.
Great metaphor.
#6631
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 10:22
TriviaAeducan wrote...
Bruddajakka wrote...
Alternatively they could tease Bethany about her rather sizable country side estates.
Great metaphor.
Thanks. Have to admit it just came to me. But I do regret that we're unable to romance Bethany as she is really quite attractive.
#6632
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 10:25
Bruddajakka wrote...
Thanks. Have to admit it just came to me. But I do regret that we're unable to romance Bethany as she is really quite attractive.
I imagine it's something like growing up with a hot sister or cousin. And no, you shouldn't sleep with her either.
I have a hot first cousin. Too bad he' s a dude who looks like Josh Hartnett and I'm a straight man. Oh, and he's my first cousin.
Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 03 novembre 2010 - 10:25 .
#6633
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 10:30
#6634
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 10:32
Tiax Rules All wrote...
Wow, Upsettingshorts is totallyin love withjealous of his dude first cousin.... joking.
Very much so. The bastard.
#6635
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 10:46
#6636
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 10:52
#6637
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 10:55
All it means is now your babies wont come out all funny lookin and cross eyed.
#6638
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 11:00
ShrinkingFish wrote...
You know being adopted still doesn't make it okay to sleep with your sister, right? It is still just as creepy.
All it means is now your babies wont come out all funny lookin and cross eyed.
This x1000
#6639
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 11:01
What if he could go the other way, and do a Vader? Have the chest hair rush out and just choke someone to death, while he reaches out his hand
Also, I'm fairly sure Varric doesn't want incest in his thread. Unless it is the semi-incestuous pairings of Varric/Chesthair or Varric/Varrica
#6640
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 11:06
Anarya wrote...
ShrinkingFish wrote...
You know being adopted still doesn't make it okay to sleep with your sister, right? It is still just as creepy.
All it means is now your babies wont come out all funny lookin and cross eyed.
This x1000
You have an adopted sibling too, I see.
#6641
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 11:43
ShrinkingFish wrote...
Anarya wrote...
ShrinkingFish wrote...
You know being adopted still doesn't make it okay to sleep with your sister, right? It is still just as creepy.
All it means is now your babies wont come out all funny lookin and cross eyed.
This x1000
You have an adopted sibling too, I see.
Actually I don't. I have a biological sibling, I just agree with you. I did know some people who were adopted, including my childhood best friend and her (also adopted, no biological relation) brother. There was zero difference between that family dynamic and mine, so being adopted would make it no less creepy.
#6642
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:12
#6643
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:14
Oh, great. Creepy derailment D:
#6644
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:15
Sadly, you are playing Hawke, and Hawke is the one actually doin' the romancin'. So it's an invalid justification... for it being a romance in the game. Not being a fan of Bethany yourself.
So there. Back to your regularly scheduled only-slightly odd Varric admiration.
Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 03 novembre 2010 - 12:16 .
#6645
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:15
#6646
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:20
Though, beyond romance, considering what they've told about Varric, I'd be very surprised if there was not a friendship path with him at the very least.
#6647
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:21
anyways its off topic so im done with that anyways.
#6648
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:22
#6649
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:54
#6650
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 01:01
Bruddajakka wrote...
Honestly I'm all for being able to romance Varric. I probably won't do it. But I can definitely see his appeal. So here's to hoping an equally attractive non human LI appears for us guys.
You really would date Varric?.. sigh.. i hope, there will be more largely men..




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