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[Collider]

Might be nice to have a female dwarf or elf LI for us guys, yea. Never seen a dwarf LI though period, so I'd prefer that one if only for the sake of newness.

[Sternchen]

Collider wrote...

Might be nice to have a female dwarf or elf LI for us guys, yea. Never seen a dwarf LI though period, so I'd prefer that one if only for the sake of newness.

Perhaps Varric has a sister?

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Just an older brother according to what Mary has told us so far.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 03 novembre 2010 - 01:40 .

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Plus, Mr. Gaider responded "Because ewwwwwwwww...  That's why." when asked why there wasn't a Dwarf LI. 

Which, now that I think about it, I hope turns out to have been a case of "premature expletation" by Mr. G.
Since if true, it means our Varric... isn't one. 

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 03 novembre 2010 - 02:45 .

[Anarya]

He did say that, but he also said that while he thinks writing a Varric romance for Hawke would be gross, he's not the one writing Varric. So who knows? He does so love to toy with us.

[nightcobra]

i wonder if varric is on good terms with his brother.

[Anarya]

Well, his job is basically protecting his brother from threats by other families so they have to be on somewhat good terms. Of course they could also have a "you're family but that doesn't mean I have to like you" relationship. Good question!

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Anarya wrote...

He did say that, but he also said that while he thinks writing a Varric romance for Hawke would be gross, he's not the one writing Varric. So who knows? He does so love to toy with us.

Ahhhh, but he IS  writing Hawke, isn't he?  So I figure he has considerable say in who Hawke can sweep/be swept off by!

[ErichHartmann]

Have more stupid ideas for a Varric T-shirt. Chest hair all over the shirt (I love chest hair slogan) or size matters with a Bianca underneath. 

Modifié par ErichHartmann, 03 novembre 2010 - 03:31 .

[Anarya]

Thandal NLyman wrote...

Anarya wrote...

He did say that, but he also said that while he thinks writing a Varric romance for Hawke would be gross, he's not the one writing Varric. So who knows? He does so love to toy with us.

Ahhhh, but he IS  writing Hawke, isn't he?  So I figure he has considerable say in who Hawke can sweep/be swept off by!

I think Hawke is actually worked on by all the writers. I'm pretty sure I asked Mary who writes Hawke at one point and that was her answer.

[Dave of Canada]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Have more stupid ideas for a Varric T-shirt. Chest hair all over the shirt (I love chest hair slogan) or size matters with a Bianca underneath. 

"Size Matters" on the front with a picture of Varric smirking and winking.
Bianca is sheathed on the back of the shirt.

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Dave of Canada wrote...

ErichHartmann wrote...

Have more stupid ideas for a Varric T-shirt. Chest hair all over the shirt (I love chest hair slogan) or size matters with a Bianca underneath. 

"Size Matters" on the front with a picture of Varric smirking and winking.
Bianca is sheathed on the back of the shirt.

 I immediately thought, "Bianca sheathed (in an impossibly small carrying case) on the front,
and UNsheathed, in all her voluminous glory, on the back!"

[Edit:  Oh, and keep the "Varric smirking", of course!]

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 03 novembre 2010 - 05:27 .

[bsbcaer]

(Varric opens up shirt)

V: I find your lack of faith....disturbing

(Chest hair extends and starts choking currently unknown additional party member)

Hawke: Enough of this!  Varric, release him

(Chest hair retracts back beneath shirt)

V:  As you wish...

   (edited again to fix some things)

Modifié par bsbcaer, 03 novembre 2010 - 07:31 .

[Ammonite]

What with all of these Star Wars + Varric quote combos, I must admit I'm surprised no one has done the stormtrooper one.
(love lurking on the Varric thread btw, despite not strictly speaking being a Varric fan. You guys are an island of positivity and fun quotes, particularly appreciated during periods of global thread-whining)

[Dave of Canada]

bsbcaer wrote...



V: I find your lack of faith....disturbing



Hawke: Enough of this!  Varric, release him



V:  As you wish...

Now I have nightmares of when I merged with Varric.

[Elrena]

bsbcaer wrote...

(Varric opens up shirt)

V: I find your lack of faith....disturbing

(Chest hair extends and starts choking currently unknown additional party member)

Hawke: Enough of this!  Varric, release him

(Chest hair retracts back beneath shirt)

V:  As you wish...

   (edited again to fix some things)

YAY! You did it
Just as awesome as I imagined

[bsbcaer]

Well, I just realized something...By making Varric into Vader, he will cut down Obi-Wan Kirby as the writers attempt to escape from the writers room (only to make her more powerful than he could ever imagine)

[Leonia]

My favourite things in the world just collided: Star Wars and Dragon Age. My mind is totally blown.

[GameBoyish]

Must have Varric T-shirts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mellifera]

T-shirts... Should be the front part of Varric's outfit, like one of those fake tuxedo shirts. Where his chest hair is showing, it should be a panel of fake fur.

[Enshaid]

I want a sweater made of his chesthair.... What? Don't look at me like that! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE TOO! *runs and hides in Hawke's beard*

[mellifera]

Of course. It is like the finest silk, a chest hair sweater would be like wearing a cloud made of kittens made of softness incarnate.

[Enshaid]

yukidama wrote...

Of course. It is like the finest silk, a chest hair sweater would be like wearing a cloud made of kittens made of softness incarnate.

Hmmm... He is a merchant yes? Perhaps he makes a living selling chest hair sweaters. 'twould be a most profitable venture indeed.

[Daerog]

Who would dare shave off a single hair of Varric's chesthair? To make a shirt? For shame!

[Enshaid]

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...

Who would dare shave off a single hair of Varric's chesthair? To make a shirt? For shame!

It's magical chesthair. It grows back instantly, like Tim Allen's beard in The Santa Clause.