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#6751
mellifera

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Eeeeeeghhhhhhh well you're welcome to try and draw that for yourself /weeps at mental image


ROFL well no one said he had to dress like Beyonce. Just fulfill that role. You and your imagination :whistle:

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Anarya

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I'm sending the vicious attack nug after you.

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Here's something to tide you fine folks over. Disclaimer: I'm a scientist, not an artist. Yay MS Paint!



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*goes back to working on her novel for NaNoWriMo after deciding she should probably avoid participating in DVT for awhile*

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Anarya wrote...

Oh my god the two of them would TOTALLY ride around in the P***y Wagon, too. I can totally picture this and it's GLORIOUS.


EMPHATICALLY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MAJESTIC.

@leonia: Well done! Work that MSPaint <3

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That video is so freakin' awesome. *rewatches*

And aww, Varric looks so cute and innocent there, leonia! That sneaky bastard..

Modifié par Anarya, 04 novembre 2010 - 05:00 .


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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I think the only appropriate music for Drunk Varric is melodramatic teenage wangst music. It's so absurd it works. I've got Arms of Sorrow by Killswitch Engage on and if you imagine he's listening to it while thinking of his lost crossbow... well, lulz were and are being had.

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So Varric found my record collection from when I was 15? Lol.

(ROFL at me saying "record" like I've ever owned one in my life...)

Modifié par yukidama, 04 novembre 2010 - 05:50 .


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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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yukidama wrote...

So Varric found my record collection from when I was 15? Lol.

(ROFL at me saying "record" like I've ever owned one in my life...)


Yep.

This type of crap is the polar opposite of what I usually listen to but, this song in particular has some merit. It confuses my roommate. "Weren't you just listening to... and now its...wha?"

Sad Drunk Varric totally listens to emo poetry/songs.

Varric: YOU. You there. Bard.
Bard: Um, yes sir?
Varric: I'm in a damn rotten mood, and I need you to make it worse.
Bard: Sir?
Varric: Your saddest story, Bard, on the double!
Bard: "Oh, you're really, really cursed, to have no caste..."
Varric: [sniffle] BIANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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When Lady H finds out about this particular "Boys' Night Out"...
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...somebody's gonna get a hurtin' real bad.

*shoos the shouty sea lions off her front porch with a jet hose*

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Omg Carver's expression ;v;

Varric is such a good influence.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 04 novembre 2010 - 05:58 .


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mellifera

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Oh god, it's like Varric got a hold of pre-Blight Alistair :')

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Anarya

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LOL Aimo you make Carver look so cute!



Oh man is Varric ever in for it.

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Wow Aimao! Very cool. I want to tickets to the fight between Hawke & Varric over this.

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Either the ceiling in Orzammar fell to let rain in or they're at Disneyland: Kirkwall, Orzammar Town!1!!

Sorry, nothing polished this week.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 04 novembre 2010 - 07:14 .


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Bahahahahaha splendid!



As to the rain, my theory is he's got one of those little personal rain clouds that follows him around when he's lost Bianca. Location irrelevant!

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omg. AMAZING. Let's give a round of applause of Pseudo here, folks.



Also, I just want to say - I love how you draw Isabela. LOVE.

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Don't forget about Aimo 8D This week Varric instructs Carver in the ways of women, in the Aimoverse at least lol.

I wub Isabela ;3;

Edit: (ugh that first bit sounds like the summary of a horrible fanfic. Ignore me while I gag.)
Edit again: (the_one to the rescue!)

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 04 novembre 2010 - 07:34 .


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Calla S wrote...
Also, I just want to say - I love how you draw Isabela. LOVE.


Likewise. :happy: Great work once again Aimo and Pseudo, Varric Thursdays are the best.:wub:

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Anarya

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Especially when they coincide with New Podcast Day.

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Pseudocognition wrote...
Don't forget about Aimo 8D This week Varric instructs Carver in the ways of men, in the Aimoverse at least lol.

I wub Isabela ;3;

Edit: (ugh that first bit sounds like the summary of a horrible fanfic. Ignore me while I gag.)

I think you mean that he instructs Carver in the ways of women. :huh:

Also, her boobs sould be bigger. ;)

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the_one_54321 wrote...
I think you mean that he instructs Carver in the ways of women. :huh:

Also, her boobs sould be bigger. ;)


The ways of men with women? I honestly have no idea what I was aiming for with that sentance anyhow but you may be on to something.

You're gonna have to get off the breast obsession there pretty quick buddy :B

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 04 novembre 2010 - 07:33 .


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*snif* That's awesome, Pseudo.



Especially when I am currently in a state of extreme melodramatic sadness as well, over finding mold on these roman blinds. The only way to get them down is to unscrew them from the windows... forcing me to come in direct contact with said mold. Anyone got a hazmat suit?



*sobs*

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Pseudocognition wrote...
You're gonna have to get off the breast obsession there pretty quick buddy :B

Actually I tend to be a rump-n-hips type of guy so I think she looks pretty fantastic in your drawings. BioWare seems to have a thing for DoubleD's though.
:whistle:

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yukidama wrote...
*snif* That's awesome, Pseudo.

Especially when I am currently in a state of extreme melodramatic sadness as well, over finding mold on these roman blinds. The only way to get them down is to unscrew them from the windows... forcing me to come in direct contact with said mold. Anyone got a hazmat suit?

*sobs*

Fill a spray bottle with a bleach/water mix and spray the blinds down before you do anything else. Unless they are susceptible to having colors bleached out as you would then ruin them.

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The DA team does. The ME team seems to be full of booty-loving men. XD