Varric: Heavy risk...but the priiiiiiize *makes Dat Ass face*

THE PRIIIIIZE
Modifié par Anarya, 05 novembre 2010 - 09:57 .

Modifié par Anarya, 05 novembre 2010 - 09:57 .
Varric could call me "the prize" and I wouldn't be phased in the least.Dave of Canada wrote...
A Jacob scene with Varric.
Dave of Canada wrote...
A Jacob scene with Varric.
Calla S wrote...
Varric: *takes off jacket/shirt*
Hawke: *perv face*
Upsettingshorts wrote...
All references to FemShep - in the form of FemHawke - in the Jacob romance must add the descriptor "heavy breathing, trying not to drool" to the dialog.
aimo_ahmed wrote...
Calla S wrote...
Varric: *takes off jacket/shirt*
Hawke: *perv face*
...oh god, I am so dying to draw this but three obstacles stand in my way:
1) I need to go to sleep, like right now. Else I'd be a zombie during an outing later today.
2) I really am juggling too much at the moment to add this to my workpile.
3) Too much blood, tears and shamelessness would be invested in this only to have Varric turn out not to be an LI in the end.
But...but...THE PRIIIIIIIIIIZE ;o;
Dave of Canada wrote...
Was that the actual descriptor?
Dave of Canada wrote...
Varric: Look at this... sneaking into the champion's quarters... heavy risk but the priiiiiizzzzze.
Hawke: I was wondering when you'd show...
You win the internets for teh day *snirk*jackkel dragon wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Varric: Look at this... sneaking into the champion's quarters... heavy risk but the priiiiiizzzzze.
Hawke: I was wondering when you'd show...
Varric: I didn't come here to talk...
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If Varric is not an LI:
Gaider: It would require too much extra work for too little time. Scrap it. Tell the players it was on the "nice to have list."
Varric: It's like sneaking into the Writer's Pit...
Kirby: Um... Dave?...
Varric: Heavy risk...
Gaider: Sorry, it would require re-writing a second version of most of the narration dialogue.
Varric: ...but the prize...
Gaider (as Word of God): Varric will not be a LI.
Varric: *pulls out Bianca* I didn't come here to talk...

Modifié par Anarya, 05 novembre 2010 - 10:32 .
Like yuki said, we don't want dead!Aimo.aimo_ahmed wrote...
Calla S wrote...
Varric: *takes off jacket/shirt*
Hawke: *perv face*
...oh god, I am so dying to draw this but three obstacles stand in my way:
1) I need to go to sleep, like right now. Else I'd be a zombie during an outing later today.
2) I really am juggling too much at the moment to add this to my workpile.
3) Too much blood, tears and shamelessness would be invested in this only to have Varric turn out not to be an LI in the end.
But...but...THE PRIIIIIIIIIIZE ;o;
Margaret_TheElf wrote...
Imma track down Benny now *goes a huntin* new Vegas FYI
Anarya wrote...
By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.
Oh no. FemShep definitely has a perv face.Anarya wrote...
By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.
I never romanced Jacob, little blinkers blunk saying "DANGER" whenever I tried approaching him...lv12medic wrote...
Anarya wrote...
By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.
I though FemShep had a rather awkward looking smirk in the Jacob scene?
I think when I play through ME2 again before ME3 comes out... I'm just going to skip all the LI stuff.
Modifié par Lord_Valandil, 05 novembre 2010 - 10:31 .
Anarya wrote...
By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 05 novembre 2010 - 10:33 .