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#6876
Anarya

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Ok but that would be completely hilarious.

Varric: Heavy risk...but the priiiiiiize *makes Dat Ass face*

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THE PRIIIIIZE

Modifié par Anarya, 05 novembre 2010 - 09:57 .


#6877
mellifera

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aksjdlsldasdsakfsajfksd but the priiiiize.....

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Dave of Canada wrote...
A Jacob scene with Varric.

Varric could call me "the prize" and I wouldn't be phased in the least.

Dat voice.

#6879
Anarya

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God that drawing cracks me up every time.

#6880
lv12medic

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Dave of Canada wrote...

A Jacob scene with Varric.


Cassandra: "I don't want to hear this"

Varric:  "So I told Hawke it was a dangerous thing we were doing, against protocol"

Cassandra: *closes eyes and covers ears* "LAH-LAH-LAH-LAH!"

Varric:  "But the prriiizzzzeeee..."

Cassandra:  :blink::pinched::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick: *Ser barfs a lot"

#6881
Dave of Canada

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Varric: Look at this... sneaking into the champion's quarters... heavy risk but the priiiiiizzzzze.
Hawke: I was wondering when you'd show...

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Varric: *takes off jacket/shirt*
Hawke: *perv face*

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Oh god, I think my innards have tied themselves up in embarrassment and awkward xD

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All references to FemShep - in the form of FemHawke - in the Jacob romance must add the descriptor "heavy breathing, trying not to drool" to the dialog.



Jen Hale and/or the VO director... seriously.

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Calla S wrote...

Varric: *takes off jacket/shirt*
Hawke: *perv face*


...oh god, I am so dying to draw this but three obstacles stand in my way:

1) I need to go to sleep, like right now. Else I'd be a zombie during an outing later today.
2) I really am juggling too much at the moment to add this to my workpile.
3) Too much blood, tears and shamelessness would be invested in this only to have Varric turn out not to be an LI in the end.

But...but...THE PRIIIIIIIIIIZE ;o;

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

All references to FemShep - in the form of FemHawke - in the Jacob romance must add the descriptor "heavy breathing, trying not to drool" to the dialog.
 


Was that the actual descriptor?

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Varric: *takes off jacket/shirt*
Hawke: *perv face*


...oh god, I am so dying to draw this but three obstacles stand in my way:

1) I need to go to sleep, like right now. Else I'd be a zombie during an outing later today.
2) I really am juggling too much at the moment to add this to my workpile.
3) Too much blood, tears and shamelessness would be invested in this only to have Varric turn out not to be an LI in the end.

But...but...THE PRIIIIIIIIIIZE ;o;


I'd say do eet but DNW ded!aimo :crying:  As for point 3.... we'll all be here to support you. LOL.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Was that the actual descriptor?


I can only assume that it was.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric: Look at this... sneaking into the champion's quarters... heavy risk but the priiiiiizzzzze.
Hawke: I was wondering when you'd show...


Varric: I didn't come here to talk...

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If Varric is not an LI:

Gaider: It would require too much extra work for too little time. Scrap it. Tell the players it was on the "nice to have list."
Varric: It's like sneaking into the Writer's Pit...
Kirby: Um... Dave?...
Varric: Heavy risk...
Gaider: Sorry, it would require re-writing a second version of most of the narration dialogue.
Varric: ...but the prize...
Gaider (as Word of God): Varric will not be a LI.
Varric: *pulls out Bianca* I didn't come here to talk...

#6890
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jackkel dragon wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric: Look at this... sneaking into the champion's quarters... heavy risk but the priiiiiizzzzze.
Hawke: I was wondering when you'd show...


Varric: I didn't come here to talk...

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If Varric is not an LI:

Gaider: It would require too much extra work for too little time. Scrap it. Tell the players it was on the "nice to have list."
Varric: It's like sneaking into the Writer's Pit...
Kirby: Um... Dave?...
Varric: Heavy risk...
Gaider: Sorry, it would require re-writing a second version of most of the narration dialogue.
Varric: ...but the prize...
Gaider (as Word of God): Varric will not be a LI.
Varric: *pulls out Bianca* I didn't come here to talk...

You win the internets for teh day *snirk*
Imma track down Benny now *goes a huntin* new Vegas FYI

#6891
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By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.

Oh lord I'm picturing a pervface Hawke drawn in an extra creepy overly detailed manner like the GTO manga.

Sort of like this:
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But with the Shep pervface. You guys make me crack myself up way too often, you know that?

Modifié par Anarya, 05 novembre 2010 - 10:32 .


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Calla S

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Varric: *takes off jacket/shirt*
Hawke: *perv face*


...oh god, I am so dying to draw this but three obstacles stand in my way:

1) I need to go to sleep, like right now. Else I'd be a zombie during an outing later today.
2) I really am juggling too much at the moment to add this to my workpile.
3) Too much blood, tears and shamelessness would be invested in this only to have Varric turn out not to be an LI in the end.

But...but...THE PRIIIIIIIIIIZE ;o;

Like yuki said, we don't want dead!Aimo. :(

That said, I'm sure all of us will be willing to band together and sob into each others arms, should he not be an LI. Ow. Even typing that hurts. I need to lie down.

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Margaret_TheElf wrote...
Imma track down Benny now *goes a huntin* new Vegas FYI


His jacket is no match for Varric's.
His weapon (Maria) is no match for Bianca.
His plot item is less important than Varric's medallion.

...It's been a week since I played that game.

#6894
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Anarya wrote...

By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.


I though FemShep had a rather awkward looking smirk in the Jacob scene?

I think when I play through ME2 again before ME3 comes out... I'm just going to skip all the LI stuff.  :P

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Anarya wrote...
By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.

Oh no. FemShep definitely has a perv face.

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lv12medic wrote...

Anarya wrote...

By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.


I though FemShep had a rather awkward looking smirk in the Jacob scene?

I think when I play through ME2 again before ME3 comes out... I'm just going to skip all the LI stuff.  :P

I never romanced Jacob, little blinkers blunk saying "DANGER"  whenever I tried approaching him...

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Modifié par Lord_Valandil, 05 novembre 2010 - 10:31 .


#6898
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Anarya wrote...

By "perv face" do you mean the creepy one MShep makes in the Tali scene or whatever? Or wait, was it Miranda? I don't play MSheps.


It's Miranda. He's telling Miranda all he wants is to sleep with her (jokingly) and he has that creepy smile.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 05 novembre 2010 - 10:33 .


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Anarya

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Ok FemShep's pervface is nowhere near as bad as MShep's.

#6900
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Oh they both have perv faces, with ShepLoo's being the worst. But FemShep has perv dialog.