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[Dave of Canada]

Thandal NLyman wrote...

Exactly!  Even when I plan to "try new dialogue options" just to see what responses they get, my finger somehow presses the same old ones because... THEY'RE EXACTLY WHAT I'D SAY.

I'm Canadian, it's hard for me to not be polite.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I get to Alistair and all my plans to do anything else are screwed. MUST HELP HIM GROW SPINE. MUST MAKE HIM KNOW HIS WORTH. MUST... MARRY. /scrap character and make a Cousland

UH. VARRIC. HAS CHEST HAIR. On topic.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 07 novembre 2010 - 04:58 .

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Pseudocognition wrote...

I get to Alistair and all my plans to do anything else are screwed. MUST HELP HIM GROW SPINE. MUST MAKE HIM KNOW HIS WORTH. MUST... MARRY. /scrap character and make a Cousland

Same here, only Morri. 

MUST MAKE HER SEE THE GOOD IN PEOPLE.  MUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE HER LAUGH  (Gawd!  Ms. Black's throaty chuckle is almost as smexy as Leli's giggle)  MUST LET HER HAVE DR-WAY WITH... /exit and install "EqualLove"

I'm guessing (hoping)  Varric will inspire a similar level of loyalty.  We'll not be able to help ourselves, we'll HAVE  to have him in our Party, LI or no! (And NFTM has already spoken, so I'm not too concerned on the latter point.)

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 07 novembre 2010 - 05:08 .

[Elrena]

and what chest hair it is

...I wonder what would happen if my city elf warden who went adventuring with Zev was too turn up in Kirkwall? Unlikely scenario...but a potentially amazing one

[ErichHartmann]

Varric's chest hair smells like sweet honey.

[Calla S]

Elrena wrote...
and what chest hair it is
...I wonder what would happen if my city elf warden who went adventuring with Zev was too turn up in Kirkwall? Unlikely scenario...but a potentially amazing one

I was actually considering this the other day, truth be told. My Amell has a thing for dwarves; Oghren would be SOL if she ever met Varric.

[Leonia]

My Aeducan would be willing to turn straight for Varric, oh she would totally be enamoured with his tantalising chest hair.

[Onyx Jaguar]

See where I come from if one lets known that they have Chest Hair they are drawn and quartered. This Dragon Age 2 world with its Varric sound fascinating to me.

[mellifera]

Varric save me, I am about to destroy my PC over the goddamn Mako. RAGE ANGER HATE SEETHE.



I can only be soothed by Varric's chest hair ;_;

[Elrena]

Calla S wrote...

Elrena wrote...
and what chest hair it is
...I wonder what would happen if my city elf warden who went adventuring with Zev was too turn up in Kirkwall? Unlikely scenario...but a potentially amazing one

I was actually considering this the other day, truth be told. My Amell has a thing for dwarves; Oghren would be SOL if she ever met Varric.

Great minds, Calla, great minds...

[ErichHartmann]

Romantic scenes with Varric has unlimited potential for all kinds of wild encounters. G-rated version: "Oh Varric, let me rub your shaggy chest hair."

[Elrena]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Romantic scenes with Varric has unlimited potential for all kinds of wild encounters. G-rated version: "Oh Varric, let me rub your shaggy chest hair."

"...I've always wanted to check out the weave of your...carpet!"

[comicfan22]

My Aeducan would dump his red haired sex-godess at the chance to shack up with Varric... Gotta love roleplaying a Bisexual Warden.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

I can only be soothed by Varric's chest hair ;_;

He's going to run out at this rate D:

[Onyx Jaguar]

Its like Varric is DA 2's Gallahad and this thread is that place that flashed the grail beacon. And I bet the writers are gonna pull a Lancelot

[Leonia]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can only be soothed by Varric's chest hair ;_;

He's going to run out at this rate D:

Stroke it gently, like a soft kitty..

And I *almost* feel sorry for all the discarded Origins' LIs. Varric is going to be a bit of heartbreaker isn't he?

Modifié par leonia42, 07 novembre 2010 - 05:21 .

[Calla S]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...
Its like Varric is DA 2's Gallahad and this thread is that place that flashed the grail beacon. And I bet the writers are gonna pull a Lancelot

- Can't we enjoy a little Varric?
- No! He's too Varric-y!

Modifié par Calla S, 07 novembre 2010 - 05:22 .

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can only be soothed by Varric's chest hair ;_;

He's going to run out at this rate D:

I'm not pulling it out, but relaxing like hugging a really velvety teddy bear. Or something. My brain cells have been depleted by a broke-ass vehicle.

[Collider]

Varric will never run out of chest hair. Fact.

[ErichHartmann]

Collider wrote...

Varric will never run out of chest hair. Fact.

I heard his chest hair can deflect arrows and fireballs too. 

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can only be soothed by Varric's chest hair ;_;

He's going to run out at this rate D:

I'm not pulling it out, but relaxing like hugging a really velvety teddy bear. Or something. My brain cells have been depleted by a broke-ass vehicle.

Well, I mean, there's only so much surface area. He'll run out of chest with which to soothe his admirers.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 07 novembre 2010 - 05:28 .

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I can only be soothed by Varric's chest hair ;_;

He's going to run out at this rate D:

I'm not pulling it out, but relaxing like hugging a really velvety teddy bear. Or something. My brain cells have been depleted by a broke-ass vehicle.

Well, I mean, there's only so much surface area. He'll run out of chest with which to soothe his admirers.

There's enough for everyone. Don't question it!

[Leonia]

Varric's chest hair is kind of like the Tardis.. bigger on the.. outside. Or something.

On second thought, bad analogy is bad.

Modifié par leonia42, 07 novembre 2010 - 05:37 .

[Elrena]

leonia42 wrote...

Varric's chest hair is kind of like the Tardis.. bigger on the.. outside. Or something.

On second thought, bad analogy is bad.

It could be bigger on the inside...but we'd have to ask Dave to be certain and I'm quite sure that no one wants to remember the time he spent engulfed by Varric

[tmp7704]

Collider wrote...

Varric will never run out of chest hair. Fact.

I'm getting mental image of Varric as Rapunzel, now...