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#7151
Bruddajakka

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Aren't half dwarves pretty much just humans? I thought Human + Anything = Human child.

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Calla S

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Pseudocognition wrote...
Well that's different entirely. I just flail and nothankyou.jpg at the Mr. and Mrs. Tethras and Bouncing Half Dwarf Baby Tethras area of speculation.

omg. I just snorted Sprite. Everywhere.

*goes get napkins*

#7153
ErichHartmann

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Oh not the horrible half-dwarf baby mental image again


The Old God Baby in one of my games is a Half-Dwarf, so ha!


Pics or it never happened.

#7154
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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My suffering is FUNNY now, is it?! >:| Okay, it might be.

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Dave of Canada

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Bruddajakka wrote...

Aren't half dwarves pretty much just humans? I thought Human + Anything = Human child.


Human + Human = Human
Elf + Elf = Elf
Dwarf + Dwarf = Dwarf
Elf + Human = Human
Elf + Dwarf = Dwarf
Dwarf + Human = Half-Dwarf

#7156
Lord_Valandil

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Bruddajakka wrote...

Aren't half dwarves pretty much just humans? I thought Human + Anything = Human child.


Human + Human = Human
Elf + Elf = Elf
Dwarf + Dwarf = Dwarf
Elf + Human = Human
Elf + Dwarf = Dwarf

Dwarf + Human = Half-Dwarf


It's kind of annoying that the elves are doomed to become extinct.

#7157
ErichHartmann

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Lord_Valandil wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Bruddajakka wrote...

Aren't half dwarves pretty much just humans? I thought Human + Anything = Human child.


Human + Human = Human
Elf + Elf = Elf
Dwarf + Dwarf = Dwarf
Elf + Human = Human
Elf + Dwarf = Dwarf

Dwarf + Human = Half-Dwarf


It's kind of annoying that the elves are doomed to become extinct.


Meh, it's their own fault.   

#7158
Bruddajakka

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Not really but kinda is at the same.

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Anarya

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They're only doomed to become extinct if they breed with other races without keeping their own numbers up!



@namedforthemoon: that Hawke family dialogue. I died.

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So are Varric and Isabela friends with benefits? anyone know?

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My Mistake wrote...

So are Varric and Isabela friends with benefits? anyone know?


Doubt it. I'd see them as friends but not in that way, considering you know... Hawke can romance Isabela.

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Dhiro

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David Gaider didn't said that Elf + Dwarf can't bear a child?

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Must... destroy... all.... elves... /inexplicable elf hate



Am I the only one who thinks a baby half-dwarf would be frikkin' adorable?

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Dhiro

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Now I was thinking. Dwarfs are hairy (Shave my back and call me a elf!) and Elves don't have hair at all, just in their heads (I'm almost sure elves couldn't grow a beard, at least in the CC). If a Elf and a Dwarf have a child, he'll be... what?

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Humans have an average amount of hair. My insane logic makes me believe that Dwarf + Elf = Human.

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My Mistake

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So then it was told a human and dwarf had sex and sasquatch was born...........................

#7167
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Just because.



I wonder if the characters visibly age? That would be... an extraordinarily memorable feature.

#7168
Calla S

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... Good lord, he looks so hot there.

#7169
mellifera

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Hell yeah, sexy dwarves. Brings a tear of joy to my eyes.

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Anarya

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Huh, his face looks pretty darn good in that shot. But he looks so tiny! Like a bulldog puppy. I forget who said that first but it's a good comparison.

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I struggle to attribute that word to him... yet... but he is awfully damn interesting looking. I can't wait to see more dwarves. If Varric is any indication they definitely don't look like squished humans anymore.

Anarya wrote...

Huh, his face looks pretty darn good in
that shot. But he looks so tiny! Like a bulldog puppy. I forget who said
that first but it's a good comparison.


Lol. That was me x_x Sorry Varric but you're more torso than limbs so far, and all I can think of is squirmy puppies.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 novembre 2010 - 01:16 .


#7172
Dhiro

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Varric is so different than most dwarves we met in Origins that sometimes I forgot that he's a sexy dwarf <3

Modifié par Dhiro, 08 novembre 2010 - 01:16 .


#7173
Anarya

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I wonder what he looks like when he's not crouching down like that. Because he really looks like he has leetle bulldog legs.

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Anarya wrote...

Huh, his face looks pretty darn good in that shot. But he looks so tiny! Like a bulldog puppy. I forget who said that first but it's a good comparison.


That just makes him really adorable to me. Not that he looks like a bulldog puppy, but that he's small :3

#7175
Dhiro

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Maybe it's just a perspective problem?