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[Anarya]

Well y'know in humans with dwarfism it's the same size as a normal sized man's...

Modifié par Anarya, 08 novembre 2010 - 02:05 .

[tmp7704]

One also has to note that dwarves are built thicker.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Trust me, the leg thing is just the artist's style.

[the_one_54321]

Well sure it's art style. Barbie's legs were an artist's style too. That's hyperbole and should be interpreted as such.

[tmp7704]

Well, that's what i was thinking but this discussion about Varric does put comment of a dev how dwarves and elves were redesigned in new light. So now also accepting possibility that concept art is actually accurate.

Modifié par tmp7704, 08 novembre 2010 - 02:12 .

[Anarya]

tmp7704 wrote...

One also has to note that dwarves are built thicker.

lol

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Or don't trust me. Concept art rarely looks precisely like the finished product.

[the_one_54321]

Well the only dwarf we've seen is Varric, unless I'm mistaken. I wasn't aware that what was meant was that the dwarves in game wouldn't look exactly like the dwarves in the concept art. I kind of figured that was a given.

[Maria Caliban]

Anarya wrote...

Well y'know in humans with dwarfism it's the same size as a normal sized man's...

As far as we know, dwarves aren't human. In primates, there's quite a bit of variation in the size of the testicles and the male member in regards to the overall size of the body. Actually, if we knew what the average male genitals looked like, it would tell us a great deal about the usual mating strategy for dwarves.

That's assuming that dwarves are a product of natural selection. Elves, with their 'adaptive genetics,' suggests there's more going on in Thedas.

[Anarya]

Well actually we sort of know what the mating strategy is so you can extrapolate backwards from there. But it doesn't seem to be very different from humans except for the infertility issues.

[tmp7704]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Actually, if we knew what the average male genitals looked like, it would tell us a great deal about the usual mating strategy for dwarves.

There's probably some book by brother Genitivi on this very subject out there. That man gets around.

[Tiax Rules All]

You talking about the size of dwarven males testicles and genitalia all serious like is very amusing.



*slinks back into the shadows of the thread.*

[Anarya]

You don't say!

[Enshaid]

Tiax Rules All wrote...

You talking about the size of dwarven males testicles and genitalia all serious like is very amusing.

*slinks back into the shadows of the thread.*

*shines flashlight in shadows but Tiax has already mysteriously vanished*
Well played sir. Well played.

[tmp7704]

I should probably mention i'm wearing my monocle and tophat, for the full effect.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

This speculation about dwarf genitals is actually not as disturbing to me as the speculation (or joking) about hypothetical hybrid offspring.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 novembre 2010 - 02:33 .

[Anarya]

I'm not sure why you find the concept so incredibly unsettling but I'm highly amused!

[Calla S]

Pseudocognition wrote...
This speculation about dwarf genitals is actually not as disturbing to me as the speculation (or joking) about hypothetical hybrid offspring.

I take it you're not big on Shepard/Garrus babies? Little ickle human-turian hybrids? omg I can't even say it without giggling to myself, it's so horrifying.

Modifié par Calla S, 08 novembre 2010 - 02:37 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Anarya wrote...

I'm not sure why you find the concept so
incredibly unsettling but I'm highly amused!

Honestly? I don't either.

It's not the hyrbid baby thing that gets me, it's the LOL MARRIED WITH KIDS VARRIC. I think it goes back to what I said when I de-lurked about not drawing romancey Varric stuff until it is confirmed because... well, If I came up with a character that did A and B but someone ran off with him and made him do Z I would sh*t myself.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 novembre 2010 - 02:42 .

[Anarya]

Oh Calla. Don't make me remember that fanart.

[upsettingshorts]

I'll just leave this here:

[Calla S]

Anarya wrote...
Oh Calla. Don't make me remember that fanart.

*CACKLES MANIACALLY*

Ahem. That said, Hawke bringing home a little destitute elf baby and setting it on Varric's lap like "Voila! You are a father!" is kind of adorable.

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

I take it you're not big on Shepard/Garrus babies? Little ickle human-turian hybrids? omg I can't even say it without giggling to myself, it's so horrifying.

Shepard-Wrex babies. I've seen pictures.

[Anarya]

Aw I bet elf babies are super cute too.

[the_one_54321]

So much quick in here... O.o