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[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Here's another Varric to divert us from Rule 34. Caption contest!
(edit: brightened it up a bit. And yes I got the creepiest face on purpose)

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 novembre 2010 - 03:09 .

[Calla S]

I can't think. I'm too busy looking between his chest and his jaw.

And his outfit. SWEET BABY JESUS, LOOK AT THE DETAIL.

Modifié par Calla S, 08 novembre 2010 - 03:07 .

[mellifera]

Lol, Varric is working the chest hair. No one in Kirkwall likes to cover up!

[tmp7704]

OK, to end the offtopic on high note...

don't know if linking directly will work so clickie option as backup

[the_one_54321]

How big do you think it is?

[mellifera]

I'm gonna calibrate DAT ASS.



*wheeze*

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

His shirt is shiny *w* I like shinyyyy.

[Leonia]

"I dare you to come over and touch it."

[Anarya]

"Commando. A dwarf needs to breathe."

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

"Varric is open for business." (he HAS to refer to himself in the third person. Once.)
"Why don't you come on in and check out my... wares."

(I've been laughing for at least five minutes straight at this point.)

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 novembre 2010 - 03:21 .

[Calla S]

V - "Fine Orlesian silk."
C - "The stitching is not Orlesian, and you've mentioned that it was made in Antiva."
V - "Hah, I thought you'd asked me about my smalls."
C - "I asked you how you and Hawke's young brother got along."

Modifié par Calla S, 08 novembre 2010 - 03:21 .

[upsettingshorts]

I feel like I'm going to get things thrown at me for pointing this out but in that screenshot it doesn't look like he's got chest hair... but belly hair. It doesn't start getting really hairy until you go below his sternum.

[aimo_ahmed]

Pseudocognition wrote...

This speculation about dwarf genitals is actually not as disturbing to me as the speculation (or joking) about hypothetical hybrid offspring.

While I haven't drawn hybrid children in the DAverse *yet*, I've been guilty of drawing dwarven tots:

Sue me, I think they'd be cute. I'm indifferent to children IRL, unless they're well behaved and sweet natured lil' chubs...cue for coo fest *is blindly optimistic that half dwarf kids get the best traits of both parents*

Damn, typing this from a phone is tedious ;_;

[Leonia]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

I feel like I'm going to get things thrown at me for pointing this out but in that screenshot it doesn't look like he's got chest hair... but belly hair. It doesn't start getting really hairy until you go below his sternum.

Tis just the lighting.

Oh wow, Aimo, that's adorable.

Modifié par leonia42, 08 novembre 2010 - 03:25 .

[Anarya]

I actually noticed that too and it looks weird. He needs more hair on his pecs and less on his abs.

[upsettingshorts]

leonia42 wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

I feel like I'm going to get things thrown at me for pointing this out but in that screenshot it doesn't look like he's got chest hair... but belly hair. It doesn't start getting really hairy until you go below his sternum.

Tis just the lighting.

Suuure it is.  Belly hair.  CHANGE THE THREAD TITLE.  

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Sue me, I think they'd be cute. I'm indifferent to children IRL, unless they're well behaved and sweet natured lil' chubs...cue for coo fest *is blindly optimistic that half dwarf kids get the best traits of both parents*

Damn, typing this from a phone is tedious ;_;

Oh I love that picture! I clarified earlier that it's not the hybridness that gets me it's the... leaping blindly and wildly off the cliff of speculation to arrive at "Varric and Hawke Offspring" that weirds me out. I'm too weird to explain properly.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 novembre 2010 - 03:27 .

[Anarya]

Gah baby Lady A. is soooo cuuuute there!

[mellifera]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

This speculation about dwarf genitals is actually not as disturbing to me as the speculation (or joking) about hypothetical hybrid offspring.

While I haven't drawn hybrid children in the DAverse *yet*, I've been guilty of drawing dwarven tots:

Sue me, I think they'd be cute. I'm indifferent to children IRL, unless they're well behaved and sweet natured lil' chubs...cue for coo fest *is blindly optimistic that half dwarf kids get the best traits of both parents*

Damn, typing this from a phone is tedious ;_;

Haha, I think it's one thing to draw characters as kids and another to give your characters kids as a means to make the story seem ~romantic~ or something (especially when they can't have them, like turian/human)... it feels kind of weird.

The cutest kids are ones that are not my own/I don't have to live with.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Calla S wrote...

V - "Fine Orlesian silk."
C - "The stitching is not Orlesian, and you've mentioned that it was made in Antiva."
V - "Hah, I thought you'd asked me about my smalls."
C - "I asked you how you and Hawke's young brother got along."

/giggle

Selective hearing, Varric?

[Leonia]

Help my Varric thread, you're my only help



*cuddles with a Varric plushie*

[Calla S]

Sudden urge to see Varric in this pose, wearing nothing but these fabled Orlesian silk smalls and a cape:

[Anarya]

V: You know, you're cute when you blush.

C: *turning an alarming shade of crimson* I am. Not. Blushing.

[Enshaid]

Calla S wrote...

Sudden urge to see Varric in this pose, wearing nothing but these fabled Orlesian silk smalls and a cape:

holy **** I used to read those books. Ahhh memories... I wasted my youth...

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Cass: Okay. I've heard enough.

Varric: No, no, I think we should talk a little bit more about my love life.

Cassandra: There's MORE?