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#7301
upsettingshorts

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Pseudocognition wrote...

...well. This makes things both better and worse.


Life is a compromise!

Hang on a sec, I'm running out of blankets.

/shoves more under the faucet

Dhiro wrote...

Also, I l~o~v~e Varric's clothes details. I'll have to upgrade my PC, these clothes can't be seen in the medium!


The detail on the armor and clothes on all characters I've seen, even in the leaked console videos, has been very impressive.   A  huge step up from "Armor Texture #4" in DA:O.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 08 novembre 2010 - 04:05 .


#7302
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Slightly off-topic, but...

Dhiro wrote...
Anna: GET YOUR GODDAMN FLOWER OUT OF MY FACE, NOBODY LOVES ME
Alistair: But--
Anna: NOBODY.


LOL.

#7303
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Pseudocognition wrote...
@Calla: I really, REALLY prefer not to think about the back hair.

I was only trying to be realistic. >_> I'd prefer not thinking about it, too.

#7304
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Calla S wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...
@Calla: I really, REALLY prefer not to think about the back hair.

I was only trying to be realistic. >_> I'd prefer not thinking about it, too.


But of course. Thanks to Upsettingshorts Varric now has back-shaving wenches as well. I'm sure Isabela won't steal those.

#7305
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Dhiro wrote...
Anna: GET YOUR GODDAMN FLOWER OUT OF MY FACE, NOBODY LOVES ME
Alistair: But--
Anna: NOBODY.

Finally a dwarf with some sense! :happy:

#7306
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Poor Anna, she just like to beat the crap out of the people when they're nice to her. That's so wrong? D:

#7307
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Pseudocognition wrote...

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Here's another Varric to divert us from Rule 34. Caption contest!
(edit: brightened it up a bit. And yes I got the creepiest face on purpose)


Cassie:  Varric, Im....

V: Oh dear Maker, you're pregnant???!!!  Im the one supposed to be telling the exaggerated stories!

#7308
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Dhiro wrote...
Poor Anna, she just like to beat the crap out of the people when they're nice to her. That's so wrong? D:

No! Not wrong at all! Human + Dwarf = :sick:

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Anarya wrote...

"Commando. A dwarf needs to breathe."


No Commando's in Thedas...Varric goes Legionairre!

#7310
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the_one_54321 wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
Poor Anna, she just like to beat the crap out of the people when they're nice to her. That's so wrong? D:

No! Not wrong at all! Human + Dwarf = :sick:

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...How can someone say Human/Dwarf sucks in the Varric thread?



Random: All of my PCs end up with a crush on Alistair. All of them.

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the_one_54321 wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
Poor Anna, she just like to beat the crap out of the people when they're nice to her. That's so wrong? D:

No! Not wrong at all! Human + Dwarf = :sick:


Do you really want to go there? Here of all places?

Shoo.

#7313
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the_one_54321 wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
Poor Anna, she just like to beat the crap out of the people when they're nice to her. That's so wrong? D:

No! Not wrong at all! Human + Dwarf = :sick:


Really? Why? o_õ

[OFF TOPIC]

Temet Nosce wrote...
Random: All of my PCs end up with a crush on Alistair. All of them.


I romanced everyone who can be romanced, actually =P (Female Human Noble + Alistair), (Male Human Mage + Morrigan), (Female City Elf + Leliana), (Male Dalish Elf + Zevran) and Anna, who romanced... well, her hand nobody. [/OFF TOPIC]

Modifié par Dhiro, 08 novembre 2010 - 04:16 .


#7314
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the_one_54321 wrote...
No! Not wrong at all! Human + Dwarf = :sick:


You need to go to wet blanket throwing college.  I teach daily classes with sections at 2:30 and 4:30, and my office hours are 5:30-6:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but you'll need to make an appointment.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 08 novembre 2010 - 04:16 .


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Aww, my female Aeducan had a very healthy relationship with Leliana. They were so great together.



Now, since Hawke is a human and most of us would really like to see Varric as a LI.. yeah the human+dwarf thing doesn't fly so well.

#7316
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the_one_54321 wrote...

No! Not wrong at all! Human + Dwarf + Elf = a damn good time. :lol:


Fixed.

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ErichHartmann wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...

No! Not wrong at all! Human + Dwarf + Elf = a damn good time. :lol:


Fixed.


Dwarf Warden + Isabela + Zevran in the Pearl. Yes. Very good time.

#7318
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ErichHartmann wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...

No! Not wrong at all! Human + Dwarf + Elf = a damn good time. :lol:


Fixed.

Thanks for that laugh. I needed it. :lol:

#7319
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Temet Nosce wrote...

...How can someone say Human/Dwarf sucks in the Varric thread?

Random: All of my PCs end up with a crush on Alistair. All of them.


Understandable. It's that famous effortless Theirin charm.

#7320
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I have yet to make a Dwarf Prince and make he romance someone, but I can't make a decent male dwarf *cries*

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Dhiro wrote...

I have yet to make a Dwarf Prince and make he romance someone, but I can't make a decent male dwarf *cries*


/runs off to try and make one
It's like being asked "can you lick your elbow" XD

#7322
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Dhiro wrote...

I have yet to make a Dwarf Prince and make he romance someone, but I can't make a decent male dwarf *cries*


Take the hardcore (well, harder core) roleplaying route and instead of trying to make someone distinctly original, look at Trian and Bhelan and come up with someone who could very well be their brother.  Working within a closed system like that could be helpful.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Dhiro wrote...
I have yet to make a Dwarf Prince and make he romance someone, but I can't make a decent male dwarf *cries*

/runs off to try and make one
It's like being asked "can you lick your elbow" XD

The fact that I read this and tried to lick my elbow despite knowing that I can't is testament enough to how true this is.

@Upsettingshorts - Yeah, that's what I do. I have a Cousland who looks almost exactly like a young Eleanor.

Modifié par Calla S, 08 novembre 2010 - 04:21 .


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I've never finished the game as a Dwarf. I've done "Human Noble that refuses to harm any living creature (excluding Howe)," but no Dwarves...

#7325
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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

I have yet to make a Dwarf Prince and make he romance someone, but I can't make a decent male dwarf *cries*


Take the hardcore (well, harder core) roleplaying route and instead of trying to make someone distinctly original, look at Trian and Bhelan and come up with someone who could very well be their brother.  Working within a closed system like that could be helpful.


O.K, I guess D: I'm way better making females, actually. Ironic.