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#7626
KJandrew

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With all the love Varric is getting i wouldn't be surprised if all the other characters walked around on their knees to cash in on it

#7627
Anarya

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Hahahaha! I can just picture all the others shuffling around on their knees with sadfaces.

#7628
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Oooh Anarya, well dwarf-ed. Varric approves. Unless he has a thing for tall women. Which would be awesome.

#7629
Anarya

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I'm trying to get used to the view down here.

#7630
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Its like switching from driving a mid-size SUV to a family car. Closer to the ground. (That would make the Qunari, like, hummers?)



I'll just go back to what I was doing... XD

#7631
Anarya

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It goes like this:



Ogre: 18 wheeler

Qunari: Hummer

Human: SUV

Elf: sedan

Dwarf: Miata

#7632
Tiax Rules All

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*in an attempt at a big booming voice*
Oh no here comes the giant

*With exagerated stomping around movements*
wait a minute

*checks the bottom of his shoes to make sure he hasn't stomped on any Dwarves.



sorry i'll stop teasing the little ones now

Modifié par Tiax Rules All, 08 novembre 2010 - 11:58 .


#7633
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Varric's hobby is now... collecting cars.

Strictly euphemistically, of course.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 08 novembre 2010 - 11:55 .


#7634
Anarya

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Oh a giant? We'll all stare you down. Right in the crotch. I hope your fly is up.

#7635
Tiax Rules All

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No fly here... but hey are you trying look up my robes..

#7636
Anarya

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I'm not *that* short. Not unless your robes are miniskirt-length!

#7637
jackkel dragon

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Anarya wrote...

I'm trying to get used to the view down here.


It's perfect when meeting with human females, or so I'm told.

#7638
jackkel dragon

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Anarya wrote...

I'm not *that* short. Not unless your robes are miniskirt-length!


Bad mental images coming in 3... 2... 1...

#7639
Tiax Rules All

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Anarya wrote...

I'm not *that* short. Not unless your robes are miniskirt-length!


I like to show a little leg. Nothing like when that cool autumn breeze hits ya down below.

take that for bad mental imaging

Modifié par Tiax Rules All, 09 novembre 2010 - 12:11 .


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Anarya

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jackkel dragon wrote...

Anarya wrote...

I'm trying to get used to the view down here.


It's perfect when meeting with human females, or so I'm told.


That's what Varric and Oghren always say, anyway.

#7641
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I just got a better idea for the Star Wars poster. It has everything to do with Varric and upskirts. Ehehehehehhehe.

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Not related but this is what happens when I'm bored.

#7643
jackkel dragon

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Not related but this is what happens when I'm bored.


It's better than my "Oghren Happy Dance" video. How did you record that, by the way? Did you just find clips on YouTube?

#7644
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jackkel dragon wrote...

It's better than my "Oghren Happy Dance" video. How did you record that, by the way? Did you just find clips on YouTube?


Three clips from YouTube, two others from some random reviewer website. Pieced together with Vegas.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 09 novembre 2010 - 12:37 .


#7645
jackkel dragon

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Take this image in whatever way your sick mind could imagine.

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#7646
Thandal N'Lyman

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I'm really impressed by all the "newly Dwarven" (well, all except Margaret_the_Elf. But as she mentioned, given her appellation, that's understandable. Posted Image )

Kinda' brings a tear to an old(er) Drawf's eye to see such wonderful company suddenly surrounding her!

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 09 novembre 2010 - 12:48 .


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I'd try uploading one of my dwarf characters and make it my avatar but I fear for my life in changing my avatar.  I'm afraid my current one will jump out of the monitor and beat the snausage out of me for switching.  I have a weird sense of loyalty of keeping the avatar of the first character to complete Origins.

As you can see I have gone completely mad and have reached the stage of unfounded and ridiculous paranoia...

:unsure:

#7648
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You are not prepared...
                                             ...for the double-strike of mad photoshop skillz!

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#7649
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lv12medic wrote...

I'd try uploading one of my dwarf characters and make it my avatar but I fear for my life in changing my avatar.  I'm afraid my current one will jump out of the monitor and beat the snausage out of me for switching.  I have a weird sense of loyalty of keeping the avatar of the first character to complete Origins.

As you can see I have gone completely mad and have reached the stage of unfounded and ridiculous paranoia...

:unsure:


I, however, love showing off my fugly characters. Just switched avatars

#7650
ErichHartmann

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lv12medic wrote...

I'd try uploading one of my dwarf characters and make it my avatar but I fear for my life in changing my avatar.  I'm afraid my current one will jump out of the monitor and beat the snausage out of me for switching.  I have a weird sense of loyalty of keeping the avatar of the first character to complete Origins.

As you can see I have gone completely mad and have reached the stage of unfounded and ridiculous paranoia...

:unsure:


If you only knew the power of the dwarf side.....

Modifié par ErichHartmann, 09 novembre 2010 - 01:04 .