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Onyx Jaguar

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jackkel dragon wrote...

You are not prepared...
                                             ...for the double-strike of mad photoshop skillz!

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Hell yeah Balthier and Basch cameos for DA 2

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Apollo Starflare

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<---- Switched to support Team Aeducan. She's my main/first DAO character anyway and much nicer to look at.



On a more Varric related note I have just thought of possibly my favourite potential party combo: Varric + giant Qunari. Not only would they be so different physically, but I would guess they wouldn't have a lot in common either (unless Bioware have some crazy Qunari surprise up their sleeves) - queue highlarious party banter!*



*I am aware no Qunari companion has been confirmed but I am an eternal optimist. Plus, how could they resist?!

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All my base? D:

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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That would be so bizarre. Regimented humongous Qunari, Hedonist Extraordinaire egotistical little Dwarf. Pfffft <3

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...
Hell yeah Balthier and Basch cameos for DA 2


Now I need to make a Dragon Age 2 image with Basch...

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric's hobby is now... collecting cars.

Strictly euphemistically, of course.

Oh great, now i'm picturing Varric and Lady Hawke in some mad version of the Next Karate Kid, with Varric demonstrating how to perform the "wax on, wax off", hands on.

Literally.

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jackkel dragon

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Basch? Is that you?

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:shyly tiptoes in:

Hi. :happy: I'm a long time lurker here at the Varric thread (since before page 150), but I had to temporarily leave my lurkingdom to let you know that all you guys and gals are awesome. And I wanted to show my dwarf love with my Fem!Brosca rogue, Callie. Besides my M!Human Mage (which was my first character and the reason for my forum name), she was my favorite playthrough.

But really, you all make my day. :lol: It's so much easier to put up with physical therapy when you know at the end of the day you can come and read all these great posts. So thanks. :wub:

:quickly tiptoes back out:

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Anarya

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I think the thread subtitle should be "come to the dwarf side".

Heyyy a de-lurked lurker! It's because I poked around the thread with a stick awhile back, I'm sure of it. Well, feel free to chime in whenever. Nice dwarf you have there.

Modifié par Anarya, 09 novembre 2010 - 03:08 .


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jackkel dragon wrote...

Basch? Is that you?


XD! I'm amazed I never saw that before. Basch was the best part of that game to me. Now I'll have to make a blonde Hawke.

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jackkel dragon

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Amagoi wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Basch? Is that you?


XD! I'm amazed I never saw that before. Basch was the best part of that game to me. Now I'll have to make a blonde Hawke.


I'm playing Basch Hawke in DA2.

Anarya wrote...

I think the thread subtitle should be "come to the dwarf side".


Varric: You underestimate the power of the dwarf side.

Darth Varric: If you will not turn, then I will turn your sister.
Hawke: Nooooooooooooooo!

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Dhiro

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jackkel dragon wrote...

Basch? Is that you?


Yes.

Yees.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHS

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jackkel dragon wrote...
Varric: You underestimate the power of the dwarf side.
Darth Varric: If you will not turn, then I will turn your sister.
Hawke: Nooooooooooooooo!

I will never stop loling. I think I'm broken.

#7664
Dhiro

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I think I'll change my avatar to a male human.



KIDDING, BROSCA POWER

#7665
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Basch and Varric must share a hairstylist. They've got that fluffiness going on.

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Dhiro

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I won't live with myself if I don't do a Basch-Hawke :< *go play FF 12*

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jackkel dragon

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Dhiro wrote...

I won't live with myself if I don't do a Basch-Hawke :< *go play FF 12*


I was going to play as Marian Hawke on my first playthrough.

IT HAS CHANGED!

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Dhiro

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jackkel dragon wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

I won't live with myself if I don't do a Basch-Hawke :< *go play FF 12*


I was going to play as Marian Hawke on my first playthrough.

IT HAS CHANGED!


OH YEAH!

#7669
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Calla S wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...
Varric: You underestimate the power of the dwarf side.
Darth Varric: If you will not turn, then I will turn your sister.
Hawke: Nooooooooooooooo!

I will never stop loling. I think I'm broken.


*insert maniac laughter from Emperor Gaider*

Also, yay I have Brosca-ised!

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Lord_Valandil

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300+ pages and counting...

I'm surprised.

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Dhiro

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You shouldn't. We'll keep going until +9000

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Leonia

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Lord_Valandil wrote...

300+ pages and counting...
I'm surprised.


Where's your dwarf avatar, hm?

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Lord_Valandil

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leonia42 wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

300+ pages and counting...
I'm surprised.


Where's your dwarf avatar, hm?


Oh, my dwarf avatar. He's having a vacation.
I usually stick with my pointy-eared friends :devil:

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Leonia

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Lord_Valandil wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

300+ pages and counting...
I'm surprised.


Where's your dwarf avatar, hm?


Oh, my dwarf avatar. He's having a vacation.
I usually stick with my pointy-eared friends :devil:


"Since the first concept art was revealed, these words have been spoken at the nutella pit: Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us in the harem where we stand ready to please. Join us as we carry the sacred torch that can not be put out for it is Nair-fueled. And should you fall into his fluffy man-bosom, know that your place in line to comb the heavenly hairs will not be forgotten and a new comber will replace you. And that one day we shall join you in thanking the writers for an amazing dwarven love-interest."

TL;DR version: Join us for we have cookies and you cannot resist the dwarf-side.

Modifié par leonia42, 09 novembre 2010 - 04:03 .


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Dhiro wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...
Basch? Is that you?

Yes.

Yees.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHS

:wub:
The degree of win cannot be overstated.