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Lord_Valandil

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leonia42 wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

300+ pages and counting...
I'm surprised.


Where's your dwarf avatar, hm?


Oh, my dwarf avatar. He's having a vacation.
I usually stick with my pointy-eared friends :devil:


"Since the first concept art was revealed, these words have been spoken at the nutella pit: Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us in the harem where we stand ready to please. Join us as we carry the sacred torch that can not be put out for it is Nair-fueled. And should you fall into his fluffy man-bosom, know that your place in line to comb the heavenly hairs will not be forgotten and a new comber will replace you. And that one day we shall join you in thanking the writers for an amazing dwarven love-interest."

TL;DR version: Join us for we have cookies and you cannot resist the dwarf-side.


I'm sure that we can get along, little ones.

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Though, maybe one of these days my Dwarf avatar will return. Besides, tomorrow is my birthday, so I'd like to have some cookies, pretty please? :crying:

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the_one_54321

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Bethany: Hawke, tell me. What's troubling you?

Hawke: Varric's here, now, in this city.

Bethany: How do you know?

Haweke: I felt his presence. He's come for me. He can feel when I'm near. That's why I have to go. As long as I stay, I'm endangering the group and our mission. I have to face him.

Bethany: Why?

Hawke: [pause] He's my Daddy.



Darth Varric: You cannot hide forever, Hawke.

Hawke: I will not love you.

Darth Varric: Give yourself to the Dwarf Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Mama Hawke was wise to hide her from me. Now her failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dwarf Side... then perhaps she will...

Hawke: NO!




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Leonia

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@Lord_Valandil: Well, ok, you can have one cookie for now because I can't stand the sadface emote for more than few seconds but you have to promise to join either TeamAeducan or TeamBrosca sometime soon-ish.

@the_one: Oh yeah, time to break out the entire script for the triology and DA-ise it!

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leonia42 wrote...

@Lord_Valandil: Well, ok, you can have one cookie for now because I can't stand the sadface emote for more than few seconds but you have to promise to join either TeamAeducan or TeamBrosca sometime soon-ish.

@the_one: Oh yeah, time to break out the entire script for the triology and DA-ise it!


I'll personally write the script for DA2/TFU1. TFU2 never happened.

Now we need someone to be Varric's secret apprentice...

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Lord_Valandil

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leonia42 wrote...

@Lord_Valandil: Well, ok, you can have one cookie for now because I can't stand the sadface emote for more than few seconds but you have to promise to join either TeamAeducan or TeamBrosca sometime soon-ish.


So, it's something like Team Jacob and Team Edward? :D
In which team are you?

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Currently TeamBrosca but I'm known to switch sides when the mood strikes me.



And Isabels should be the secret apprentice, or maybe.. Carver just to throw us all off our game.

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the_one_54321

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leonia42 wrote...
I'm known to switch sides when the mood strikes me.


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leonia42 wrote...

Currently TeamBrosca but I'm known to switch sides when the mood strikes me.

And Isabels should be the secret apprentice, or maybe.. Carver just to throw us all off our game.


I don't see Isabella bending knee to anyone. Intentionally.

Darth Varric: You were weak when I found you. But now your chin has become your strength. The Dwarf Side is your ally. Rise, my apprentice.
Carver: What is your bidding, my master?


I'd love to see the "finding the son" scene there...

Darth Varric: I sense someone far more powerful nearby. Where is your master?
Papa Hawke: The Dwarf Side clouds your vision. You killed my master years ago.
Darth Varric: And now you share his fate! *engulfs with chest hair, interrupted by a huge chin*
Darth Varric: A son?
Papa Hawke: Run-- blarghdead.
*Merchant guild dwarves run in with crossbows. Varric kills them with his chin alone.*


And here I was about to ask why Papa Hawke isn't seen in the demo of the opening of DA2...


Edit: Now I want Carver to apprentice himself to Varric in DA2 for *any* reason at all. Just to be awesome.

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 09 novembre 2010 - 04:30 .


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the_one_54321 wrote...

leonia42 wrote...
I'm known to switch sides when the mood strikes me.


omgsnip


OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP

#7685
the_one_54321

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jackkel dragon wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...

leonia42 wrote...
I'm known to switch sides when the mood strikes me.

omgsnip

OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP

:innocent:

#7686
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Pervy Shep makes me giggle. Such a horrid image and yet I love it.

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Seeing as how there's a handful of people who participate in this thread, and many more who lurk, I'm posting to show my support of Varric and any possible romance involving him. Dwarven folk need lovin' too.

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My dwarf finally uploaded but so has this picture... damn.

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Leonia

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Is that Bianca or are you just happy to see me?



Ok. Sorry, my humour sucks today.

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Anything you can be Varric can be greater

Sooner or later he's greater than you ~

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Also, BEHOLD!! I too, have a dwarf Brosca avatar.


Tattoo too light for my taste XP (edit: because my Brosca babe wears it proudly! I wish I could show you guys but my PC cannot support DAO T_T or even Tales of Monkey Island... I played DAO on someone else's PC)

And Varric MUST be an LI. MUST.


Well, fine then. Here is my !ORIGINS!VARRIC! Avatar! How I pictured what Varric would look like if he was young, and before we got to truly see him in any game shots, and when his hair was still brown. (I'm still waiting for my other Brosca to upload, too.)

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Dhiro

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I have to make a Male!Aeducan, hm ~

Modifié par Dhiro, 09 novembre 2010 - 07:00 .


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shadowclasper

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Oh o.O wow... this guy is infinitely more badass than Eronas Aeducan, my dwarven rogue (now a paragon)... damn...

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Mmmyes he *is* delightfully badass.

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Whoa, everyone's a dwarf!!!! Hmm, this does make me feel taller in this thread at least! Tee-hee.

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Leonia

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How ya doing up there, got any spare cookies, hm?

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AtreiyaN7

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I'll work on ordering some tomorrow - macadamia nut shortbread (chocolate dipped with caramel) for all! Err, as soon as they get delivered anyway.

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As I have mentioned before, my PC can't support DAO therefore I cannot even run Character Creator T_T



As a result my beloved Galadriel Brosca (2nd playthrough & most favourite! My 1st playthrough, Dalish elf Valkyrie, comes in second...) cannot become my avatar ;_;



Btw, gonna change the thread title again.



And good job most of you! Keep up the good work, switching avatars and all...

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leonia42 wrote...

"Since the first concept art was revealed, these words have been spoken at the nutella pit: Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us in the harem where we stand ready to please. Join us as we carry the sacred torch that can not be put out for it is Nair-fueled. And should you fall into his fluffy man-bosom, know that your place in line to comb the heavenly hairs will not be forgotten and a new comber will replace you. And that one day we shall join you in thanking the writers for an amazing dwarven love-interest."

TL;DR version: Join us for we have cookies and you cannot resist the dwarf-side.


WIN. Epic, win. This should be the official thread chant, and should go in the Group!
I love the torches, btw :D
Speaking of Nutella...I helped a friend with an assignment yesterday and joked that she could pay me with a small tub of Nutella...
She did. She actually gave me a tub of Nutella:O
I have the best friends ever.:wub: I thought of Varric all day, and it helped when things got rough.

#7700
Leonia

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*bows*

Feel free to use it wherever you wish.

Yay, tub of Nutella! My hubby always keeps it right next to the Vegemite so I usually steer clear of it but it's a nice treat on occassion. 'Tis more fun to picture our valiant fighters in the Nutella Pit of Awesome. Their bodies covered in sweet Nutella.. *mind wanders* Right, I'll just be back here behind this tent for a moment. Don't mind me.

Modifié par leonia42, 09 novembre 2010 - 11:55 .