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[Margaret_TheElf]

Pseudocognition wrote...

LIVE Varric thread, LIIIIIIIIVE!

I think Varric showed up in the very last second of one of my dreams last night. It was weird >_> It went, "Hey, what are you doing here Varric?" "You tell me!" /wake up

I wish I was so blessed as to have Varric visit my dreams, and that he can prove that he can dream walk as well as Gannayev.....but no, no dreams, only silence.

This is for some comment made a while back....something about nipple pinching and doughboy Varric:huh:

[jackkel dragon]

BioWare must now sell Varric plushies.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Before FF13 came out and revealed itself to be... uh, less than I anticipated, I had a bunch of dreams about it that were so vivid I could actually draw the characters that came to mind. And they weren't the actual characters. Very strange...

Varric didn't stick around very long though D:<

OH MY GOD LITTLE SQUISHY VARRIC

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 14 novembre 2010 - 05:47 .

[ErichHartmann]

jackkel dragon wrote...

BioWare must now sell Varric plushies.

And Varric Chia Pet that grows chest hair. 

[Margaret_TheElf]

ErichHartmann wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

BioWare must now sell Varric plushies.

And Varric Chia Pet that grows chest hair. 

I'd so buy that

[nightcobra]

how about a varric flashlight? just open his jacket and voilá XD



varric, powered by chesthair.

[Sanctuary74]

ErichHartmann wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

BioWare must now sell Varric plushies.

And Varric Chia Pet that grows chest hair. 

This makes me laugh. lol. thank you for making me laugh.

and I also have had dreams about DA2, but it was about the gameplay and how it was more awesome than people were making it out to be.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I think the Varric Love Pillow has far more potential to raise eyebrows and alienate friends than a Varric Plushie, therefore my support goes entirely behind the Love Pillow.

[Dave of Canada]

A Varric love pillow that also happens to work like a chia pet, growing chest hair when wet.

[Lord Gremlin]

jackkel dragon wrote...

BioWare must now sell Varric plushies.

Even I would buy one.

[jackkel dragon]

Dave of Canada wrote...

A Varric love pillow that also happens to work like a chia pet, growing chest hair when wet.

You send my mind into the abyss.

[Enshaid]

Dave of Canada wrote...

A Varric love pillow that also happens to work like a chia pet, growing chest hair when wet.

Why would a pillow get- Nevermind. I don't want to know.

[soignee]

Random question... Has anything been mentioned about the Merchant Guild Varric is a part of, other then he dislikes working/dealing with them? I'm wondering how super-sekrit this Guild is, and if they have fingers in pies in other countries -even Ferelden!

[bsbcaer]

I think the Merchan guild is publicly well known, but not all of its activities are...

[Gilsa]

Just save up all the hair from your brushes and glue it onto a pillow. Proceed with cuddling.

[jackkel dragon]

Gilsa wrote...

Just save up all the hair from your brushes and glue it onto a pillow. Proceed with cuddling.

That's called improvised Varricness.

[Josielyn]

Yes, we have seen pictures. Bianca is a force to be reckoned with. And we all love a man with a big crossbow.

[foxtrotcharlie]

leonia42 wrote...

I hope we get some paraphrased Han Solo quotes when meeting Varric for the first time. Except.. Isabela is Han.. hmm.. 

I keep picturing the first meeting with Varric is in a cantina with him sitting at a table, with his feet propped up on it, shining Bianca's glorious wood casing with one hand and holding his goblet in the other. One of the wenches walks over, pours him another drink, he kisses her on the cheek and whispers something seductively into her ear and then Hawke approaches and he sends the wench away (much to Isabela's glee, she's waiting by the bar but is in the background so Hawke doesn't really notice her presence). Then Varric opens up with,

"What do you need, kid?" or some flirtatious line that I am not witty enough to think of at the moment.

/cue nerdgasm

You, my friend, have won an internet. That introduction would be great!

[bsbcaer]

You know, I don't see Varric as much of a tweeter, but I can certainly see Isabela as she is on the ATT network (Antivan Telepathy and Telekenisis)

[namedforthemoon]

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

A Varric love pillow that also happens to work like a chia pet, growing chest hair when wet.

Why would a pillow get- Nevermind. I don't want to know.

Oh, I don't know, you get some female Varric fan who is all hawt for Varric, she's got a Varric lovepillow, and you know... Things tend to happen under the covers.

[Dave of Canada]

I didn't mean it like that, perverts!



*cries as he realizes he unintentionally did bad things*

[bsbcaer]

I was just thinking drooling...I have no idea what the rest of the group of perverts were thinking!

[Leonia]

Maybe it can double as an umbrella.

[Bruddajakka]

One thing I'm really curious about is how big a role his older brother is going to play. Could imagine him being a source of missions at the very least.