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I wonder if you can buy stuff from Varric at his home base...?

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Xewaka

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Varric's family don't own shops. They invest in shops.

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in soviet russia varric runs the kremlin

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Xewaka wrote...

Varric's family don't own shops. They invest in shops.

"Invest"? You mean, like Godfather? Or like honest businessmen?

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Lord Gremlin wrote...
"Invest"? You mean, like Godfather? Or like honest businessmen?


That question assumes there is a difference. The Thetras family is nothing if not honest businessmen.

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ErichHartmann

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Varric's primary investments are chest hair implants for men and women.

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I hope any actual (in-game) stores run by the Tethras family are run by Varric's brother. I'm still bitter about Sand from NWN2 making me pay for his stuff after he joined me...

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ok go wrote...

in soviet russia varric runs the kremlin


In America, Kremlin runs Varric!

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jackkel dragon wrote...

I hope any actual (in-game) stores run by the Tethras family are run by Varric's brother. I'm still bitter about Sand from NWN2 making me pay for his stuff after he joined me...


Nah. Stores run by the Thetras family will be run by lowly peons. The family will be too busy counting money and buying more businesses 'til they have the Kirkwall monopoly.

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Xewaka wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

I hope any actual (in-game) stores run by the Tethras family are run by Varric's brother. I'm still bitter about Sand from NWN2 making me pay for his stuff after he joined me...


Nah. Stores run by the Thetras family will be run by lowly peons. The family will be too busy counting money and buying more businesses 'til they have the Kirkwall monopoly.


This makes me wonder if Varric's brother is really the Monopoly guy in disguise...

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O-kay I'm just gonna pretend like the previous page of this thread never happened. *mildly grossed out*



I wonder if we get to meet Bartrand. I bet we do...I bet Varric's character quest involves his brother.

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I hope Bartrand is a nice person :< But chances are he's a mean dwarf that is jealous of his brother or whatever. I don't know why, but I can see this happening.

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Dhiro wrote...

I hope Bartrand is a nice person :< But chances are he's a mean dwarf that is jealous of his brother or whatever. I don't know why, but I can see this happening.

It'd be funny that if you were fem!Hawke, Bartrand would hit on you, causing Varric to twitch in anger....

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Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

I hope Bartrand is a nice person :< But chances are he's a mean dwarf that is jealous of his brother or whatever. I don't know why, but I can see this happening.

It'd be funny that if you were fem!Hawke, Bartrand would hit on you, causing Varric to twitch in anger....


Considering the unofficial role of Varric, I'd say their on a rather standard siblings relationship: when alone, they hate each other's gut; when confronted to a third party, they form an unified and unbreakable front together.

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I kind of picture Bertrand as the seedier side of the family. Varric is the smooth, suave front guy. Bertrand rolls up his sleeves and gets things done.

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I sort of think it's the opposite. Varric is the suave one with the underhanded job (who looks like a big slacker to outside observers), Bartrand is a jerk but handles the business and serves as its public face. They both get stuff done but have opposite strategies for doing it.

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Anarya wrote...

I sort of think it's the opposite. Varric is the suave one with the underhanded job (who looks like a big slacker to outside observers), Bartrand is a jerk but handles the business and serves as its public face. They both get stuff done but have opposite strategies for doing it.


Plus, Varric has his spy network.  Nothing says courier transfer zone like a bar.  Might as well tell tales while you're waiting for a smuggled document to get dropped off under the third table from the back in the south-east corner.

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I suppose I didn't phrase that quite right. I just think that Bertrand is more "hands on" when it comes to the business. I also have a feeling that he is less personable. Varric is the smooth front guy, with a lot going on behind the scenes. He makes sure things "happen" for his brother and the family business, but he is the charmer. Mmmmm...chest hair.

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Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

I hope Bartrand is a nice person :< But chances are he's a mean dwarf that is jealous of his brother or whatever. I don't know why, but I can see this happening.

It'd be funny that if you were fem!Hawke, and Bartrand would hit on you, causing Varric to twitch in anger....


I would love this, it would probably become my favorite part of the game. Posted Image

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We have fallen to the depths of page 2, oh no!



I can't wait to see the Tethras brother dynamic, they'll probably have some humorous banter.

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leonia42 wrote...

I can't wait to see the Tethras brother dynamic

I... totally misread a letter there. Needless to say that sent the train of thoughts to a funny place.

Modifié par tmp7704, 16 novembre 2010 - 04:55 .


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tmp7704 wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

I can't wait to see the Tethras brother dynamic

I... totally misread a letter there. Needless to say that sent the train of thoughts to a funny place.


Im sure that the Tethras family has a couple of houses of ill-repute within their perview, so Im sure that we're going to see some of the Tethras brothel dynamic as well :)

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leonia42 wrote...

We have fallen to the depths of page 2, oh no!

I can't wait to see the Tethras brother dynamic, they'll probably have some humorous banter.


and double the devilish smirkingPosted Image

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I bet Big Bro is jealous and bitter because Varric got all the good looks in the family.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

I bet Big Bro is jealous and bitter because Varric got all the good looks in the family.

And probably all the chest hair too.