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[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Atakuma wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

I bet Big Bro is jealous and bitter because Varric got all the good looks in the family.

And probably all the chest hair too.

Double ouch.

[Tiax Rules All]

Wouldn't you all be surprised if bro was hotter then Varric and offered a (DAo Isabela style) romance option in DA2

[Atakuma]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Atakuma wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

I bet Big Bro is jealous and bitter because Varric got all the good looks in the family.

And probably all the chest hair too.

Double ouch.

Poor Bartrand... nothing but peach fuzz:crying:

[Leonia]

Or what if he is hotter and not romanceable? Just there to tease us. Of course, I'd always choose Varric first.

[Tiax Rules All]

Nah, Varric's gonna be all over your sis

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I dunno... I doubt most dwarves get much closer to the general human standard of hotness than Varric. XD So aren't we lucky to get to hang out with such a specimen!

[Tiax Rules All]

Every time he is gonna try to hit on you in town, some past fling of his is gonna walk bye, recognise him *Varric you Bronto stain, you said you would call me after that night!" or "Varric! I found you, meet your son, say hi to daddy wont you" and totatly C*** Block you

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Hmm. /ponders

I bet he has long-term commitment issues.

[Tiax Rules All]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Hmm. /ponders
I bet he has long-term commitment issues.

lol, I just thought of something else that is funny. Yes you get to romance him but once you do he slips away after you fall asleep and leaves your party for the rest of the game.

[Atakuma]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Hmm. /ponders
I bet he has long-term commitment issues.

Nobody can Tame the chest hair.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Haha I don't think it'd be as dramatic as that.



I need to go back and read some dev posts so I can formulate a more sound theory :0

[bsbcaer]

Tiax Rules All wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Hmm. /ponders
I bet he has long-term commitment issues.

lol, I just thought of something else that is funny. Yes you get to romance him but once you do he slips away after you fall asleep and leaves your party for the rest of the game.

Cass:  (sigh) and what happened after you bedded the champion, you inveterate dwarf?

V:  Well, I left her, wandered around Antiva a bit, sampling the local merchandise, and then you found me in the bar over there...

C: but what about the whereabouts of the champion?

V:  Damned if I know....

[Tiax Rules All]

bsbcaer wrote...

Tiax Rules All wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Hmm. /ponders
I bet he has long-term commitment issues.

lol, I just thought of something else that is funny. Yes you get to romance him but once you do he slips away after you fall asleep and leaves your party for the rest of the game.

Cass:  (sigh) and what happened after you bedded the champion, you inveterate dwarf?

V:  Well, I left her, wandered around Antiva a bit, sampling the local merchandise, and then you found me in the bar over there...

C: but what about the whereabouts of the champion?

V:  Damned if I know....

adjusting the last part a tad

V: Damned if I know... but if you see her... don't tell her i'm here...

[GameBoyish]

Tiax Rules All wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...

Tiax Rules All wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Hmm. /ponders
I bet he has long-term commitment issues.

lol, I just thought of something else that is funny. Yes you get to romance him but once you do he slips away after you fall asleep and leaves your party for the rest of the game.

Cass:  (sigh) and what happened after you bedded the champion, you inveterate dwarf?

V:  Well, I left her, wandered around Antiva a bit, sampling the local merchandise, and then you found me in the bar over there...

C: but what about the whereabouts of the champion?

V:  Damned if I know....

adjusting the last part a tad

V: Damned if I know... but if you see her... don't tell her i'm here...

:Hawke storms in:

V:

C:

[Fortlowe]

Quick question, if someone is possessed of chest hair like Varric, a beard like Hawke, and Morrigan's sadistic humor, does that mean they are the God Baby?

[Leonia]

Wow, seven hours and no Varric-y goodness. That's a shameful record. I might have to put out my DVT a day early to breathe some life back into the thread.

[tmp7704]

Tiax Rules All wrote...

Nah, Varric's gonna be all over your sis

Maybe he will be the one to use "can't i keep you both?" line this time.
And trying to have a threesome. Given men's thing for bedding twins and all...

[Tiax Rules All]

tmp7704 wrote...

Tiax Rules All wrote...

Nah, Varric's gonna be all over your sis

Maybe he will be the one to use "can't i keep you both?" line this time.
And trying to have a threesome. Given men's thing for bedding twins and all...

with that logic I will be playing a Lady Hawke for sure!

[bsbcaer]

You know, am a little disappointed that a broodmother got a plushie before Varric did (see the "Gaider and desk" thread)



Tiax, sorry that your magazine thread got shut down....

[Tiax Rules All]

bsbcaer wrote...

You know, am a little disappointed that a broodmother got a plushie before Varric did (see the "Gaider and desk" thread)

Tiax, sorry that your magazine thread got shut down....

It was inevitable... I'll prob repost the pic sometime soon in the FanArt Thread. After Gaider and Woo have some time to calm down I think.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

/performs CPR on thread



I fixed up Buddy Varric to look more like him now that we've got screenies. Might go back and spruce up the rest.

[namedforthemoon]

Oh neat! Must go have a look.

[namedforthemoon]

Amazing, Pseudo. Your Buddy Varric is even hotter than before. Is that even possible? Yes, I think it is. Wow. Wowee wow.

[Leonia]

Happy Thursday everyone!

Here's my rendition of the scene just before Hawke has to talk to Varric for the first time. She's in the bottom corner there debating with Bethany, seemingly unimpressed by our dashing Varric. Isabela is at the bar in the upper corner, oblivious to everything else. Varric is polishing Bianca and waiting for the bar wench to pour him a drink.

Also, I am having a hard time getting a good angle with the camera on this so in the future I'll try to do do sketches/drawings on smaller (scanner-sized) paper.



A close-up of Varric

A close-up of Isabela

A  close-up of Hawke and Bethany

A close-up of the wench

Modifié par leonia42, 17 novembre 2010 - 01:26 .

[Margaret_TheElf]

^ very nice, Leonia! *clappity clap clap*
                ...........good morning everyone!

Modifié par Margaret_TheElf, 17 novembre 2010 - 02:31 .