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[Sheryl Chee]

Pseudocognition wrote...

(Izzy with Varric's pants.)

So... much... awesome. Too much to handle.

*single tear*

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

[Anarya]

Okay. That did it. Now I'm literally laughing out loud.

/immature

Modifié par Anarya, 18 novembre 2010 - 11:31 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I shoulder the heavy burden of dragging everyone else's mind into the gutter. Readying CANNOT UNSEE cannons. This is serious business.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 18 novembre 2010 - 11:35 .

[Neesee]

First thought after the first bout of laughing was "Must get head out of gutter." Now I'm just back to laughing.

[Herr Uhl]

Pseudocognition wrote...

I shoulder the heavy burden of dragging everyone else's mind into the gutter. Readying CANNOT UNSEE cannons. This is serious business.

I'm ashamed that my first thought was this, and not something more gutter-worthy.

[tmp7704]

Pseudocognition wrote...

I shoulder the heavy burden of dragging everyone else's mind into the gutter. Readying CANNOT UNSEE cannons. This is serious business.

Please take your best shot. Pirate is involved, give no quarter

[bsbcaer]

Pseudocognition wrote...


I'm going to put other characters in Isabela's boots until I find the funniest combination.

Can't wait to see Carver trying to put a shoe on his head (you know, Im going to do my damndest to keep Carver alive even though I know he's not as ****** as we make him out to be

[Patriciachr34]

Lol!!! OMG!!! I needed this today. Pseudo your are my hero of the day!

[tmp7704]

Herr Uhl wrote...

I'm ashamed that my first thought was this, and not something more gutter-worthy.

Truth be told this seems gutter-worthy enough.

[Maria Caliban]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric/Isabela's Boots OTP?

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Varric/Isabela's Boots OTP?

Only the finest for our hirsute dwarven friend.

[tmp7704]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Varric/Isabela's Boots OTP?

Wouldn't that technically count as threesome?

with twins, no less.

Modifié par tmp7704, 18 novembre 2010 - 11:49 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

tmp7704 wrote...

Wouldn't that technically count as threesome?

with twins, no less.

Varric's checking that off his bucket list right now, I'll bet.

[cesia256]

Many, many thanks for this, Pseudo! I laughed so hard at Isabela's final comment I spilled hot coffee on myself and STILL kept laughing! Fabulous stuff

[Anarya]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Varric/Isabela's Boots OTP?

Only the finest for our hirsute dwarven friend.

But what about Bianca??

[tmp7704]

Bianca is like sister to Varric.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Anarya wrote...

But what about Bianca??

She doesn't mind if Varric gets a little on the side.

Man, he's all over inanimate objects in this thread.

[ErichHartmann]

Bianca is Varric's first love.

[bsbcaer]

Anarya wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Varric/Isabela's Boots OTP?

Only the finest for our hirsute dwarven friend.

But what about Bianca??

Isabela:  Has anyone seen my bandana?
V: (starts whistling innocently)
I: Dwarf...what have you done with my ban....what are you using to oil up Bianca?  WHAT THE.....??  YOU....!!!  THAT WAS RIVAINI SILK!!!!
V:  Only the finest for my baby!

[bsbcaer]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Bianca is Varric's first love.

Bianca is the Maker made incarnate and Varric is her prophet!

[AtreiyaN7]

LOL - pantsless Varric!!!!!

*coughs up a lung from laughing too hard*

See?! See what you did? There's my lung right there!!!!!!!

*grabs lung and pops it back into place*

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 19 novembre 2010 - 12:13 .

[Xewaka]

Pseudocognition wrote...

For some reason I think Isa looks much better with the baggy pants and coat than pantless.

Modifié par Xewaka, 19 novembre 2010 - 12:32 .

[Maria Caliban]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Varric/Isabela's Boots OTP?

Only the finest for our hirsute dwarven friend.

"This handcrafted Rivani leather is so rich and velvety, I don't even need oil."

tmp7704 wrote...

Wouldn't that technically count as threesome?

with twins, no less.

Quite a man, our Varric.

Xewaka wrote...

For some reason I think Isa looks much better with the baggy pants and coat than pantless.

It's very Sinbad the Sailor.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 19 novembre 2010 - 12:44 .

[tmp7704]

Maria Caliban wrote...

It's very Sinbad the Sailor.

I'd say it's Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™  That was my first impression when i saw Varric's concept art.