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#8476
vicegt

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@Dave of Canada must turn that in to a comic or graphic novel.

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GameBoyish

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Dave wins XD

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Leonia

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@Dave: I can't wait to read more!



@Pseudo: Forgot to comment on your clothing-swap images yesterday, just wanted to say they were awesome. It reinforces how awesome Isa is without pants but that coat really suited her. I wonder if Varric could walk around with her boots on heh?

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Apollo Starflare

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Long story short: Dave and Pseudo are my new favourite people. <3

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Leonia

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We slipped to page 3!! I wish we could geta sticky on this brilliant and thought-provoking thread.



*sits in an overly comfy chair while smoking a pretend pipe and begins sketching Varric and friends by candlelight*

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Sitting time! *sits in Varric's*



*chest hair*

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leonia42 wrote...

We slipped to page 3!! I wish we could geta sticky on this brilliant and thought-provoking thread.

*sits in an overly comfy chair while smoking a pretend pipe and begins sketching Varric and friends by candlelight*


Yay! MOAR Varric!:o

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TriviaAeducan wrote...
Yay! MOAR Varric!:o


As much as I might be disillusioned with the direction DA:2 is taking, at least I know that Varric will be there to make everything better.

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Wooow. Ok after scrolling two pages of delcious fanart, I can safely say I want DA2, and I can't wait to have Varric and Isabella on my team...



and I hope they're both LI options....-swooon-

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ErichHartmann

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If we can horndog Varric BioWare better not fade scenes to black. I want to see it all! :D

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ErichHartmann wrote...

If we can horndog Varric BioWare better not fade scenes to black. I want to see it all! :D


Then we can talk about more than chest hair...
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Legend of Varric continuation should come on DVT, I'll take that as my "part" of DVT.

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Apollo Starflare

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Cypher0020 wrote...

Wooow. Ok after scrolling two pages of delcious fanart, I can safely say I want DA2, and I can't wait to have Varric and Isabella on my team...

and I hope they're both LI options....-swooon-


We should totally be handling the marketing of DA2, we wouldn't have any of this negativity or doubt. The power of Varric overcomes any negative thoughts, it's an immensely powerful tool. The official website would basically be the first two pages of this thread and a link. To this thread. B)

Oh and I suppose we could mention that Hawke bloke/lass once or twice too.

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Leonia

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Varric does have the Midas touch, his chest hair is so fluffy and benevolent.. one just cannot resist it's lure.

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Whatever Varric touches turns into chest hair?

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Whatever Varric touches turns into chest hair?


So Varric has "Chest Hair up!" theme to along with Barney Stinson's Suit Up powers? Now we just need a musical. ;)

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jackkel dragon wrote...

If any of those artistic types are interested, I have an idea for a drawing:

Image/Frame 1: Varric, pudgy-faced with gray hair and barely visible gray chest hair, is holding a wine-filled goblet while on the stone chair. He's frowning, and is staring into the wine. Cassandra is standing perfectly straight, with long black hair down to her shoulders and her hands behind her back (I'm reminded of Anderson from Mass Effect for the pose.)

Image/Frame 2: Varric is still seated; his face is no longer pudgy and his hair is a brownish-gray. His chest hair is a similar color, much more visible now. He's playing with his empty wine goblet with a little smirk. Cassandra has her back to Varric, pulling at her black hair (which has a few gray highlights).

Image/Frame 3: Varric's empty goblet is now on the floor next to the chair, straight up. His hair is blond and his chest hair is a very visible brown. He is still seated, hands clasped together while he smirks like a sly devil. Cassandra, who now has short/frayed white hair, has a furious look on her face and her hands are reaching toward Varric like she's about to throttle him.

PS: Yes, this is based on something I said a few days ago, about life-sucking Varric. Image IPB


This has to happen one of these DVTs.

Yes, I quoted myself.

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GameBoyish

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From Pokemon to Varric. Only some can do that.
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Apollo Starflare

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@Trivia: I wish my Facebook conversations were filled with as much awesome as that.

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GameBoyish

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@Apollo sighs, me too. Very rare to get any awesomeness on FB. Maybe it's Varric that made it awesome...



Darn it! Why won't a dev just drop in and confirm Varric's LI status!!!

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That's an awesome Facebook conversation, Trivia.

Nobody ever comments on my wall, even when I try to say funny stuffs :( (Ok, it's a slight exaggeration but nobody really comments when I talk about Dragon Age)

Modifié par leonia42, 22 novembre 2010 - 06:39 .


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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Whatever Varric touches turns into chest hair?


Varric: WENCH!
Wench: [poofs into being] Yes Master Varric?
Varric: Isabela, stay away from her, I mean it this time!
Isabela: But... this one's a cute wittle blonde...! [skulks away]
Varric: Ahem. Now, my Wenchling, do you see this?
Wench: Your goblet, Master Varric?
Varric: Do you see what is in said goblet?
Wench: I--oh! Oh my. Is that--
Varric: CHEST HAIR? Why yes it is.
Wench: However did that--
Varric: I am asking the questions here. How did my wine turn into chest hair? I don't know. The question is now, what are you going to do about it?
Wench: [poofs away]
Varric: [sigh]
Wench: [poofs back] Here you go, Master Varric!
Varric: ...a razor? What is a razor going to do about filling this goblet?
Isabela: [snatches up wench and runs]
Varric: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 22 novembre 2010 - 06:41 .


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leonia42 wrote...

That's an awesome Facebook conversation, Trivia.

Nobody ever comments on my wall, even when I try to say funny stuffs :( (Ok, it's a slight exaggeration but nobody really comments when I talk about Dragon Age)


I was talking about Pokemon.

In fact, reality is, no one ever comments unless I actually DON'T expect a response.

In this case, Dave and I went on our Varricmancing ways.:lol:

@Pseudocognition :blink: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Whatever Varric touches turns into chest hair?


Varric: WENCH!
Wench: [poofs into being] Yes Master Varric?
Varric: Isabela, stay away from her, I mean it this time!
Isabela: But... this one's a cute wittle blonde...! [skulks away]
Varric: Ahem. Now, my Wenchling, do you see this?
Wench: Your goblet, Master Varric?
Varric: Do you see what is in said goblet?
Wench: I--oh! Oh my. Is that--
Varric: CHEST HAIR? Why yes it is.
Wench: However did that--
Varric: I am asking the questions here. How did my wine turn into chest hair? I don't know. The question is now, what are you going to do about it?
Wench: [poofs away]
Varric: [sigh]
Wench: [poofs back] Here you go, Master Varric!
Varric: ...a razor? What is a razor going to do about filling this goblet?
Isabela: [snatches up wench and runs]
Varric: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Aww, maybe Varric needs a hug from a non-wench to cheer him up.

/volunteers

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Apollo Starflare

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

@Apollo sighs, me too. Very rare to get any awesomeness on FB. Maybe it's Varric that made it awesome...

Darn it! Why won't a dev just drop in and confirm Varric's LI status!!!


Almost certainly Varric, he has that effect. I feel like the devs will taunt us now, releasing footage of some hunky dream McHunkalot who spends 20 seconds of his 32 second teaser trailer making gooey eyes at Lady Hawke and so on and so forth, only to turn out to be DA2's 'Mhari' when we turn it on. Immediately after his 'Mhari-ism' the saddened and shocked Lady is comforted by Varric's soothing... tales.

@Leonia: I know, it's the same for me. Some people just don't have taste! I am slowly convincing my girlfriend that the game is awesome however, I almost ready to start leaving Varric pictures lying around. It won't take long after that.