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#8626
Herr Uhl

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Russalka wrote...

Just hearing the sound of his voice makes me feel like someone just ran some warmed-up maple-syrup over my pancake.


I'm choosing to take that as an innuendo.

#8627
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Russalka wrote...

Just hearing the sound of his voice makes me feel like someone just ran some warmed-up maple-syrup over my pancake.


I happen to like the taste of refrigerated maple syrup on hot-off-the-griddle pancakes.
/buzzkill

#8628
Calla S

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Hell, skip the pancakes the pour the warmed-up maple syrup right into my mouth.

I meant literally, but... that just went somewhere horrible.

#8629
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http://bioware.files...agon-age-ii.jpg



Glorious!!!

#8630
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Calla S wrote...

Hell, skip the pancakes the pour the warmed-up maple syrup right into my mouth.

I meant literally, but... that just went somewhere horrible.


TEE HEE
/immature

#8631
Maria Caliban

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Just hearing the sound of his voice makes me feel like someone just ran some warmed-up maple-syrup over my pancake.


I'm choosing to take that as an innuendo.


Damn. So am I.

#8632
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I didn't want this tid-bit to get buried and lost amongst the Aveline thread (and I do enjoy keeping the Varric thread on the first page) so here is a quote of some dialogue between Aveline and Varric, after someone suggested Aveline should have a headband-toggle:

David Gaider wrote...

I've always thought it looked a little Olivia Newton John-ish, but Aveline seems to like it.

Varric: "That's quite the fetching headband you have there."
Aveline: "It keeps the sweat out of my eyes."
Varric: "Oh, that's interesting. I could have sworn girls didn't sweat."
Aveline: "They do. You're thinking of smart-mouthed dwarves that don't work for a living."


Modifié par leonia42, 27 novembre 2010 - 06:33 .


#8633
namedforthemoon

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Since we're adding stuff from the Aveline thread, I thought this fit us pretty well:



namedforthemoon wrote...



David Gaider wrote...



leonia42 wrote...

/agree



I'm not big on headbands. Maybe because in the 80s my mom used to think I'd look cool in one. But I didn't.




I've always thought it looked a little Olivia Newton John-ish, but Aveline seems to like it.



Varric: "That's quite the fetching headband you have there."

Aveline: "It keeps the sweat out of my eyes."

Varric: "Oh, that's interesting. I could have sworn girls didn't sweat."

Aveline: "They do. You're thinking of smart-mouthed dwarves that don't work for a living."






Ooh. I think I like her already. {smilie}





Although, A Varric fan-girl would have responded with, "Is that confirmation that you're a virgin? Guys! We got confirmation, Varric is a virgin over here!" and then the girls would go, "Aww, we get to deflower the virgin! So cute, so Alistair."



(And you're wondering how I linked sweating with being a virgin. Because girls sweat during vigorous activities.) {smilie}



Damn, ninja'd by Toolset confirmation. Hey guys, we got Toolset confirmation over here! {smilie}





#8634
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Heee <3



I like her little Conan headband!

#8635
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Heee

I like her little Conan headband!


Great, now I can't think of her as anything else other than Red Sonja! :)

#8636
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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bsbcaer wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Heee

I like her little Conan headband!


Great, now I can't think of her as anything else other than Red Sonja! :)


Hells no, she's Ahhhhhnold.
Ahhhhhveline.

/off topic

If Varric is the type to assume women don't sweat then we've got our work cut out for us bringing him back down to earth. /rolls up sleeves

#8637
Sanctuary74

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I would wish to have a Varric jacket of my very own.

#8638
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DalishAssassin wrote...

I would wish to have a Varric jacket of my very own.


...Bioware should mass produce them. Now. I want one as well :D

#8639
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Varric's Jacket, Aveline's pants, Bethany's bandana, Isabela's boots, and Carver's shirt.. yeah I'd wear that.

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leonia42 wrote...

Varric's Jacket, Aveline's pants, Bethany's bandana, Isabela's boots, and Carver's shirt.. yeah I'd wear that.


You would become the Crazy Rainbow Lady, almost as scary as the Cat Lady Down the Street D:

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leonia42 wrote...

Varric's Jacket, Aveline's pants, Bethany's bandana, Isabela's boots, and Carver's shirt.. yeah I'd wear that.


All at the same time? You would be one cool kitten B)

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leonia42 wrote...

Varric's Jacket, Aveline's pants, Bethany's bandana, Isabela's boots, and Carver's shirt.. yeah I'd wear that.


If the colours were matched to each other etc. then that could actually look completely awesome!

#8643
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Hmm, I'll add some gloves to that mix.. Hawke's gloves/gauntlet-thingies then! Too bad Halloween is over already :(

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Someone must draw this. Hawke in a collage of all the different outfits!


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Apollo Starflare

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leonia42 wrote...

Hmm, I'll add some gloves to that mix.. Hawke's gloves/gauntlet-thingies then! Too bad Halloween is over already :(


There is always New Years. ;) If I ever find the time/skill I'm totally putting together this outfit!

#8646
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Oh what the heck, add in Flemeth's horned-hairdo to the mix! And people complain about the art direction in DA 2.. personally I find it quite fun to play around with.

Ok, here's a quick sketch. Nothing has been erased so.. you can see that I have no idea where to put the horns lol.

Image IPB

Modifié par leonia42, 27 novembre 2010 - 04:09 .


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Wow this was a long read, but so worth it. I'm hopping on the Varric train :)



....I will be so very very sad if he's not Romanceable. I'm already sad I can't play a dwarf; telling me I can't even romance one would just about destroy me.

#8648
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Hahaah oh my goddd NOW Hawke looks like the JRPG character people have been complaining about.

Flemmeth's hair is a lovely addition.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 27 novembre 2010 - 05:18 .


#8649
Leonia

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Heh, sorry I only seem to be able to draw anime hair/eyes, been trying to break that habit for awhile. She looks sort of goofy, oh well, 'tis what you get at 3 am.

#8650
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Oh no it's not the art style, it's the mixing of clothes that don't really match hehe.