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[Leonia]

Bar brawls he doesn't have to participate in but can place bets on? Oh yeah, most definitely.

[VictimOfVision]

Pseudocognition wrote...

I wonder if his tale-spinning powers extend to inspiring bar brawls for his own amusement.

Haha! And he'd be sitting up in a prime seat with a big mug of mead and a grin on his face.

[Elrena]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric: "You guys had a riot on account of me? My very own riot.... <3"

You aren't cool until people kill in your name. There was this time called the crusades...

*stabs random hater from any other thread in this forum*

Varric demanded it. Your nerd-rage offended him

I gave up on that romance thread. That guy has an empty soul. May the Maker save them[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/angel.png[/smilie]
Or may Varric enfold them in his bosum and change his viewpoint with chesthair.

[Nerivant]

Elrena wrote...
Or may Varric enfold them in his bosum and change his viewpoint with chesthair.

That sounds... invasive.

[Leonia]

So say we all, Elrena.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Varric: "Hey you, Ugly."

Ugly: "What do you want?"

Varric: "That elf over there has some interesting things to say about your mother."

Ugly: "I thought I taught him a lesson the last time..." /rolls up sleeves.

[Neesee]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric: "You guys had a riot on account of me? My very own riot.... <3"

Oh Maker, I wish I was creative enough to do a Varric or Hawke inspired version of "Hero of Canton".

[bsbcaer]

red dead redemption?

[Elrena]

Nerivant wrote...

Elrena wrote...
Or may Varric enfold them in his bosum and change his viewpoint with chesthair.

That sounds... invasive.

It is. Just ask Dave.
(Or don't, if you value your sanity and existance)

[Nerivant]

Elrena wrote...

Nerivant wrote...

Elrena wrote...
Or may Varric enfold them in his bosum and change his viewpoint with chesthair.

That sounds... invasive.

It is. Just ask Dave.
(Or don't, if you value your sanity and existance)

Knowledge is more important than my sanity!

Ugh, more and more these days, I feel that I would make a great "crazy old wizard." Not a good sign.

[Leonia]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Varric: "You guys had a riot on account of me? My very own riot.... <3"

I imagine the riot would have looked a lot like this. Epic pillow fight is epic. Though I imagine our riot would have taken place in the Nutella pit.

[bsbcaer]

Elrena wrote...

Nerivant wrote...

Elrena wrote...
Or may Varric enfold them in his bosum and change his viewpoint with chesthair.

That sounds... invasive.

It is. Just ask Dave.
(Or don't, if you value your sanity and existance)

Careful...we don't wasnt to have to start another 350+ thread (even though this has been off the rails for a while   Anyways, I do have to wonder how much Jayne (or Firefly in general) has influenced the writers and their characters....

[jackkel dragon]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Hiding out here, gang. The forums are in uproar like usual and this seems to be the only sanctity.

Chantry Priest: Sanctuary... DENIED!

(Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.)

5:27 (Obscure much?)

[Maria Caliban]

Neesee wrote...

The Chantry?! They are not of Varric!

I can't imagine surface dwarves worshiping the stone.

[jackkel dragon]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Neesee wrote...

The Chantry?! They are not of Varric!

I can't imagine surface dwarves worshiping the stone.

It's still not *of* Varric.

[Leonia]

That's because the surface dwarves worship Varric.

[Elrena]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Neesee wrote...

The Chantry?! They are not of Varric!

I can't imagine surface dwarves worshiping the stone.

It's still not *of* Varric.

Hence the reason we worship the chia/plushie as an idol and all condition with the prerequisite coconut condtioner. We worship Varric, but his chesthair is a DemiGod in its own right




....is it sad that I actually do use exclusively coconut scented conditioners, body washes and moisturisers now? People keep telling me I smell like a bounty bar :happy:

[Neesee]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Neesee wrote...
The Chantry?! They are not of Varric!

I can't imagine surface dwarves worshiping the stone.

It's still not *of* Varric.

Exactly.
I wonder if some surface dwarves still use phrases like "By the Stone" and such. Maybe those who are newer to the surface do but those who don't have "stone sense" to begin with don't unless they picked it up from their parents.

[Maria Caliban]

Elrena wrote...

....is it sad that I actually do use exclusively coconut scented conditioners, body washes and moisturisers now?

Is it sad that I actually do use coconut scented conditioners and body washes, and was horrified to learn it's a 'wench repellent?'

[Leonia]

A little off-topic-ish, but one of the dwarven merchants during the Dwarf Commoner Origin indicates that the Chantry can marry surface dwarves. It may imply that some surface dwarves are Andrastians.

And on-topic-ish: every time I eat a Lemington or wash my hands with coconut-scented soap, I think of Varric.

Modifié par leonia42, 30 novembre 2010 - 04:30 .

[Dhiro]

It is sad that I want to use coconut scented conditioners and body washes, but there's no one good in the hole I live?

[Elrena]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Elrena wrote...

....is it sad that I actually do use exclusively coconut scented conditioners, body washes and moisturisers now?

Is it sad that I actually do use coconut scented conditioners and body washes, and was horrified to learn it's a 'wench repellent?'

...sorry On the bright side, it keeps you eternally loyal to Varric, as all other wenches are afraid to approach you without his permission. And that's only in the lyrium infused spray version. Conditioners and body washes are fine

[ErichHartmann]

Ewwww.....I can't stand coconut. Must be a repellent.

[Dhiro]

I want the wenches away from me. It's hard enough be faithful to Varric when we have the Hawke Boys.