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#8876
bsbcaer

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Elrena wrote...

So...many...Bioware tags...
Why wont they just tell us? It's just plain CRUEL!


We're not allowed! I got yelled at by Evil Chris for confirming Varric's voice actor! Okay, so it was via IM, and there was no volume, so it was more like a scolding than a yelling, but still! I was told not to confirm anything ever again for the rest of eternity


Now now, you didn't so much confirm it as the Thread figured it out and shocked the hell out of you...You're allowed to confirm stuff like that when we figure something out like that with little to no information from you guys :)

Evil Chris should give you a pass on that one...it wasn't your fault, it was ours!

#8877
Elrena

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David Gaider wrote...

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I'm crying right now. TAKE MY TEARS AS A SACRIFICE! *Dies, whispering "for Varric" as she does*


Well don't die. We like our renewable resources here in the eco-friendly north, you know.


I'm in Australia, the freight fees alone for the transportation of those tears is heart-attack worthy. But I will not, if it makes you feel better. After all, I can't romance Varric if I'm dead, can I, Mr. Gaider?

#8878
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Mary Kirby wrote...

Elrena wrote...

So...many...Bioware tags...
Why wont they just tell us? It's just plain CRUEL!


We're not allowed! I got yelled at by Evil Chris for confirming Varric's voice actor! Okay, so it was via IM, and there was no volume, so it was more like a scolding than a yelling, but still! I was told not to confirm anything ever again for the rest of eternity


Pirate Laidlaw: So, you want tears with you coffee?
Kirby, the Nug Queen: It's a possibility, yes.
Pirate Laidlaw: Sad ones or happy ones?
Kirby, the Nug Queen: ...
Pirate Laidlaw: Happy ones?
Kirby, the Nug Queen: Uh... Sad ones?
Spoony Chris: ROAR
Kirby, the Nug Queen: IT'S A CHRIS, GET IN THE CAR

#8879
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Oh but you can if you're undead!

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Dhiro wrote...
Kirby, the Nug Queen: IT'S A CHRIS, GET IN THE CAR


Image IPB

Cars don't pretect against a T-Rex, let alone Chris!

#8881
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Oh Varric thread, you so crazy.

#8882
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bsbcaer wrote...
You're allowed to confirm stuff like that when we figure something out like that with little to no information from you guys :)


Not when I sit right across the room from her, she's not.

#8883
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David Gaider wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...
You're allowed to confirm stuff like that when we figure something out like that with little to no information from you guys :)


Not when I sit right across the room from her, she's not.

So we just have to distract you? ANARYA, BAKE SOME ALISTAIR'S COOKIES.

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So you're saying we need to try a divide-and-conquer strategy. I see how it is.

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Dhiro wrote...

Elrena wrote...

So...many...Bioware tags...
Why wont they just tell us? It's just plain CRUEL!
Was there this much secrecy over the romanceable status of Zev and Alistair?


Hmmm, I don't know when Zevran was anounced as LI. But as a bissexual one, just little before the game begin to sell.


About a month before the game shipped, we got character videos that had the sex scene with Alistiar and Zevran.

Bisexual romances were never confirmed by BioWare. They just leaked because the game guide website came online before the game shipped, and it was 'hacked.'

Mary Kirby wrote...

We're not allowed! I got yelled at by Evil Chris for confirming Varric's voice actor! Okay, so it was via IM, and there was no volume, so it was more like a scolding than a yelling, but still! I was told not to confirm anything ever again for the rest of eternity.


Who is Varric's voice actor?

#8886
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leonia42 wrote...

Oh but you can if you're undead!


That has disturbing implications, considering there are no vampires in the DA universe and thus I would be a shambling corpse :sick:
Then I would be sprayed with the wench repellent.

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David Gaider wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...
You're allowed to confirm stuff like that when we figure something out like that with little to no information from you guys :)


Not when I sit right across the room from her, she's not.


So...what did you end up throwing at her after the "holy frack, they figured it out!?!?!" post? :)

#8888
Anarya

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I dunno what kind of cookies Alistair cookies are.

#8889
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The Angry Stick

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bsbcaer wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Not when I sit right across the room from her, she's not.


So...what did you end up throwing at her after the "holy frack, they figured it out!?!?!" post? :)


The deadly Look of Extreme Withering. 

#8891
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Quick, someone lure him out of the room with some gouda cheese (I probably misspelled that but I am shaking from spurts of laughter and can't be bothered).

Anarya wrote...

I dunno what kind of cookies Alistair cookies are.


Cheecake-flavoured.

Modifié par leonia42, 30 novembre 2010 - 06:30 .


#8892
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Anarya wrote...

I dunno what kind of cookies Alistair cookies are.


Sorry, I meant "Alistair-shaped cookies". Broodmother-shaped cookies can be used, too >:

#8893
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leonia42 wrote...

Quick, someone lure him out of the room with some gouda cheese (I probably misspelled that but I am shaking from spurts of laughter and can't be bothered).



You know, that's funny, because I made Gouda yesterday.
And a few weeks ago. And you know what, Mr. Gaider? It was delicious.B)

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Mary Kirby wrote...

bsbcaer wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Not when I sit right across the room from her, she's not.


So...what did you end up throwing at her after the "holy frack, they figured it out!?!?!" post? :)


The deadly Look of Extreme Withering. 


Did you make your saving roll?

Gaider's CHA shouldn't be too high; it's a dump stat!

#8895
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Maria Caliban wrote...

Who is Varric's voice actor?


Brian Bloom (the guy who did Leske in the Dwarf Commoner origin)

#8896
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Dhiro wrote...

Anarya wrote...

I dunno what kind of cookies Alistair cookies are.


Sorry, I meant "Alistair-shaped cookies". Broodmother-shaped cookies can be used, too >:


Well that certainly would be distracting!

#8897
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You can make the nipples using chocolate :D

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bsbcaer wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Who is Varric's voice actor?

Brian Bloom (the guy who did Leske in the Dwarf Commoner origin)


Thank you.

*was just testing Mary*

#8899
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Dhiro wrote...

You can make the nipples using chocolate :D



That right there. Disturbing as hell. Don't make me remind you of your typo!

#8900
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Gingerbread broodmothers with chocolate chip nips!