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#9101
Dave of Canada

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It's entirely possible it changed with DA2, though. Just like how in ME2, it went from three romances to everybody humping your leg.

#9102
Eveangaline

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There's still hope, the elf dude may be like sten, an unromanceable yet attractive companion.



Plus, if Varric is telling the story, how could he not embellesh his relationship with Hawke? How could he not claim to have had her six ways from sunday? Clearly he couldn't. So it will be in the story.

#9103
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Mary Kirby wrote...

Elrena wrote...

Hey Mary!
If Varric was a food, what food would he be ;) Also, see a page ago when we were talking about what music he would like! *Stops shameless Dev seeking*


He's fond of Bach's Cello suites.



A man after my own heart, at least in terms of music.

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Neesee wrote...

I don't think Hedonist Fist would be happening if he were an insecure virgin.


I am unsure of this.

#9105
namedforthemoon

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I meant three male LI's. A human, an elf, and a dwarf. Isabela and or Aveline will be your typical bi-sexual romance for females., and possibly the elf and or Varric will be the bi-sexual romance for men. And we still haven't met everyone, yet. I have a feeling that all of the people in the dragon's wings will be followers of some sort.

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How can Varric not be romanceable?

He is one of the most important followers of Hawke?



He tells the story, and since he knows everything worth knowing in Kirwall he is probably one of the first followers you get. Also he must have an important reason for joining you, like helping his brother. That or he just lusts for adventure.

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Calla S

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Risax wrote...
That or he just lusts for adventure.

Or for Hawke, right?

Right?

*hangs head* :crying:

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Neesee wrote...

I don't think Hedonist Fist would be happening if he were an insecure virgin.


I am unsure of this.

I am proof that hedonistic insecure virgins exist. Plus I just think that would be adorable with his whole scoundrel persona.

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Risax

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Calla S wrote...

Risax wrote...
That or he just lusts for adventure.

Or for Hawke, right?

Right?

*hangs head* :crying:

Yes!
Yes I'm sure!

No crying or the devs will use this knowledge for your sweet sweet tears!

#9110
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Calla S wrote...

Risax wrote...
That or he just lusts for adventure.

Or for Hawke, right?

Right?

*hangs head* :crying:


It's the other way around, Calla. Hawke lusts for Varric. It is Hawke's duty to pick Varric's curiosity about interspecies intercourse.

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Neesee

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Hmm... Perhaps my definition of hedonism is off. *looks in dictionary*

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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woops wrong thread

/edit

Hedonism! <3

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 01 décembre 2010 - 11:55 .


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Risax

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Hey...
If you truly want Varric as a romance, then fight for it.
And if that doesn't work, Beg.

And if THAT doesn't work.
Well figure out a way to make a mod for it.

Modifié par Risax, 02 décembre 2010 - 12:25 .


#9114
namedforthemoon

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Uh oh. Are you Varric fans lurking in the nameless elf thread? I can see it now... Draw Varric Thursday is coming, and Aimo's art will show Varric sobbing his tears into Bioware's coffee pot, because his fanbase has left him for a tattooed, silver-haired elf. With feathers. Oh, the humanity!

#9115
Xewaka

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It's half past one AM here and I have to go to work tomorrow, but I can't see to catch sleep. So I'm waiting to see if it already hit Thursday morning on Aimo's country and there's some drawing ready for us.

I wouldn't worry about the elf. As I said, he's a male elf, so he's gay by definition.

Modifié par Xewaka, 02 décembre 2010 - 12:29 .


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Risax

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Meh, look even if the elf turns out to be straight, Varric looks like a guy male players will like too. Like a Bromance I had with Alistair.

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Risax wrote...

That or he just lusts for adventure.


Just call him Iggy Pop because he has a lust for life!

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bsbcaer

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Risax wrote...

Meh, look even if the elf turns out to be straight, Varric looks like a guy male players will like too. Like a Bromance I had with Alistair.


Im seeing Varric as a total bromance...Although interestingly enough for me, my greatest bromance wasn't with Alistair, but rather with Leske in the dwarf commoner origin.  I won't leave any spoilers, but my reaction to meeting up with Leske again in Orzamar was interesting

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Xewaka

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bsbcaer wrote...

Im seeing Varric as a total bromance...Although interestingly enough for me, my greatest bromance wasn't with Alistair, but rather with Leske in the dwarf commoner origin.  I won't leave any spoilers, but my reaction to meeting up with Leske again in Orzamar was interesting


Leske is equal parts win and awesome. Too bad he couldn't make it to full companion.
Well, since he and Varric share voice actor, we can hope yet.

Modifié par Xewaka, 02 décembre 2010 - 12:52 .


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bsbcaer wrote...

Risax wrote...

Meh, look even if the elf turns out to be straight, Varric looks like a guy male players will like too. Like a Bromance I had with Alistair.


Im seeing Varric as a total bromance...Although interestingly enough for me, my greatest bromance wasn't with Alistair, but rather with Leske in the dwarf commoner origin.  I won't leave any spoilers, but my reaction to meeting up with Leske again in Orzamar was interesting


Leske, the master of the bro-fist.

I had a similar experience.

#9121
Neesee

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Leske = best bro a duster could ask for.

Oh Orzammar...

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Xewaka

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Neesee wrote...

Leske = best bro a duster could ask for.
Oh Orzammar...


Well that settles it. This holidays I'm replaying a duster.

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/draws Varric

Slighty angry looking elf guy is tremendously distracting.

#9124
Risax

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Varric bro-mance sig...

I want...

#9125
Xewaka

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Pseudocognition wrote...

/draws Varric
Slighty angry looking elf guy is tremendously distracting.


You could draw Varric out-suaving him. Whatever that means.