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Maugrim

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I'm blaming the Varric thread for the dream I had this afternoon while napping. I dreamed I was a male dwarf infiltrating a castle(I think) building but I was using all kinds of Assassin's Creed style wall climbing and such. I stabbed a servant that spotted me and then I woke up.

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makenzieshepard wrote...

I'm blaming the Varric thread for the dream I had this afternoon while napping. I dreamed I was a male dwarf infiltrating a castle(I think) building but I was using all kinds of Assassin's Creed style wall climbing and such. I stabbed a servant that spotted me and then I woke up.


Did you stab him with Bianca's bayonet?

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makenzieshepard wrote...

I'm blaming the Varric thread for the dream I had this afternoon while napping. I dreamed I was a male dwarf infiltrating a castle(I think) building but I was using all kinds of Assassin's Creed style wall climbing and such. I stabbed a servant that spotted me and then I woke up.

Go back to sleep, we Varric fans would like to hear a little more,

#9129
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Same voice helps, and it helps that Mary is writing him...but if V is anything like Leske was for the Dwarf Commoner (pre 2nd go at Orzamar), then he will have exceeded the term "awesome" and we will have to come up with another term (I would suggest using "Varric"...as in "that interview by Heather Rabatich is SO Varric!")

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Xewaka wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

/draws Varric
Slighty angry looking elf guy is tremendously distracting.


You could draw Varric out-suaving him. Whatever that means.


It's kinda like that ;D

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Pseudocognition wrote...

/draws Varric
Slighty angry looking elf guy is tremendously distracting.


We may not have had a confirmation on sexual preferences/romance for the new elf companion, but I will be sad if he's gay or bi. I'm all for the joke "It's not gay if it's an elf," but I don't want it to be a trend.

By the way, elf dude has no revealed name so he doesn't make my drawing. Not really relevant, but names are important to me.

And remember, everyone:

BIG BROTHER
VARRIC IS WATCHING...

#9132
Risax

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jackkel dragon wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

/draws Varric
Slighty angry looking elf guy is tremendously distracting.


We may not have had a confirmation on sexual preferences/romance for the new elf companion, but I will be sad if he's gay or bi. I'm all for the joke "It's not gay if it's an elf," but I don't want it to be a trend.

By the way, elf dude has no revealed name so he doesn't make my drawing. Not really relevant, but names are important to me.

And remember, everyone:

BIG BROTHER
VARRIC IS WATCHING...

It's not gay if it's an elf...
Isn't that from PennyArcade?

#9133
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I really want to hear clothes related banter.



Varric: So. What happened to your shoes?

Elf: What happened to your shirt?

Varric: ...touché.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

I really want to hear clothes related banter.

Varric: So. What happened to your shoes?
Elf: What happened to your shirt?
Varric: ...fangirls.


Fixed.

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jackkel dragon

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Risax wrote...

It's not gay if it's an elf...
Isn't that from PennyArcade?


No idea. I picked it up from the forums.  ;p

Pseudocognition wrote...

I really want to hear clothes related banter.

Varric: So. What happened to your shoes?
Elf: What happened to your shirt?
Varric: ...touché.


Varric: So.. what's the story here?
Isabela: What do you mean?
Varric: Did your pants go off to fight an ancient evil? Or did you just leave them behind?
Hawke: I'm told someone found them in a brothel in Ferelden. What do you say to that?
Isabela: ...I choose not to comment.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

Uh oh. Are you Varric fans lurking in the nameless elf thread? I can see it now... Draw Varric Thursday is coming, and Aimo's art will show Varric sobbing his tears into Bioware's coffee pot, because his fanbase has left him for a tattooed, silver-haired elf. With feathers. Oh, the humanity!


Pfft, lurking? No way, I'm posting up a storm.

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Xewaka wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

I really want to hear clothes related banter.

Varric: So. What happened to your shoes?
Elf: What happened to your shirt?
Varric: ...fangirls.


Fixed.


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#9138
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Xewaka wrote...

makenzieshepard wrote...

I'm blaming the Varric thread for the dream I had this afternoon while napping. I dreamed I was a male dwarf infiltrating a castle(I think) building but I was using all kinds of Assassin's Creed style wall climbing and such. I stabbed a servant that spotted me and then I woke up.


Did you stab him with Bianca's bayonet?

Still seeing them.

#9139
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

I really want to hear clothes related banter.

Varric: So. What happened to your shoes?
Elf: What happened to your shirt?
Varric: ...fangirls.


Fixed.


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Since I found the guy amusing, I'll opt to believe you found it funny :P

#9140
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Yes, I think your fix was at least 30 times funnier! ;D

#9141
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Bioware fans never cease to amaze me. This isn't good or bad, it just is.

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I'll just say that no matter what the Elf throws at me I still prefer the idea of Varric as a love interest if it came down to one or the other. :P Just sayin'.



It would be a double blow for me anyway seeing as I had high hopes for a female Elven warrior love interest and that doesn't look likely right now.

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Varric > Elf guy.



No contest.

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I still think there's going to be a female Dalish LI, though she may not be a warrior.

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Anarya wrote...

I still think there's going to be a female Dalish LI, though she may not be a warrior.


I don't care as long as she is a Dalish Elf, and romanceable, of course.
I'll die happy if Bioware fulfills that little wish.

#9146
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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A quickie :B
Busy busy busy...

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 02 décembre 2010 - 02:29 .


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Apollo Starflare

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Anarya wrote...

I still think there's going to be a female Dalish LI, though she may not be a warrior.


The main reasons I say warrior (should it happen at all) are: Velanna and the temporary Dalish Elf Origin companion were both 'magi', and a rogue just seems too Zevran-y (no matter how different the characters are) and atypical (ohh and dextous Elven archer...). Plus Ariane from Witch Hunt was pretty cool I thought. Which reminds me, I want Finn to return in some fashion.

And... I don't know why but I think Varric and a female Elven warrior would get on strangely well. I hope you are correct regardless though.

@Pseudo: LOVE Varric's expression. Not to mention the idea behind the picture overall, your drawings so often have a hilarious concept backing them up!

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 02 décembre 2010 - 02:30 .


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Oh no...Poor Meg looks like he was violated by Varric. Poor guy.

#9149
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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He's gonna make a feather duster out of all that, to go with his fine dwarven crafted french maid's outfit for his lady of choice.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

Oh no...Poor Meg looks like he was violated by Varric. Poor guy.


It's funny, reading the NAG page I at first thought the Elf's name was Mikhaila...